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Okay, I'm SOOO sorry! I've been so busy in the last week, and this chapter was kind of hard to write! I hope you can forgive me!

Dude, your response to last chapter was super funny! I personally don't believe in underage drinking, but it makes for some awesome comedy when Emmett does it!

This is basically a filler chapter, with no real relevance to the story, but it's fun to laugh at our characters, don't you think? It's not very good either. Oh well, I'll totally make it up to you!

So let us move forward with the chapter. I believe there will be some explaining to do for Jazzy and Em...

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BPOV

I woke up with a slight pounding at the back of my head. Ow. Ow. Ow. And that is why I only drink on special occasions.

I looked over to see Alice on the couch, and next to me was Rosalie. I carefully swung my legs over the side, and tip-toed out the door. I carefully made my way to the bathroom for some aspirin, then downstairs into the kitchen.

Edward was sitting at the counter on one of the bar stools rubbing his forehead, and Esme was standing at the stove, cooking something that smelled absolutely delicious. I went and sat next to Edward on another stool.

He looked up and gave me a weak smile, then continued to rub his head.

"What's wrong?" I asked, rubbing his bicep. Oh, his bicep.

"Emmett. He isn't very graceful. Every time he went to 'his meeting with Mr. Porcelain', he'd wake me up. Now I have a headache." he pouted. "Stupid brother." he muttered.

"Aww. Poor baby! Is there something I could do for you?" I asked, batting my eyelashes at him. He rolled his eyes in response.

"Well, there is this one thing..." I leaned in to kiss him, but was cut off by someone clearing their throat.

I whipped my head around to see Esme with a knowing smirk on her face. I'm sure I was purple by now.

"Thanks mom." Edward muttered.

"Good morning Bella, sleep well?" she asked.

"Yes. You?" I asked, trying not to smile.

"I slept alright, Carlisle and I just had a discussion on where we went wrong with that one." she said, nodding toward the living room.

"I think he was born that way." Edward laughed.

"Probably." she smiled back.

Suddenly, there was a loud thud, then running, and then a door slamming. It didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened.

Esme shook her head and went back to her cooking.

"You did a really great job last night honey." she told Edward. "I'm not sure if I told you or not."

"Thanks mom." he muttered, resting his head on his hand. He winced slightly and switched to his other arm.

"What's wrong dear?" she asked. Uh oh.

EPOV

"It's nothing, just got a little rough last night." I lied.

She set our plates in front of us. "Let me take a look at it."

I flinched and jumped off the stool, effectively knocking it over. I saw Bella out of the corner of my eye trying not to laugh. Esme raised her eyebrow at me. "N-no mom, I-I'm fine." I stuttered quickly.

"Edward, what is wrong with you?"she asked.

"Edward, just show her." Bella laughed.

"Show me what?!" Esme asked, obviously frustrated. Alice and Rose came in and sat down at the other stools.

"Ugh, fine." I conceded. I picked up the overturned stool, and let my mom look at my face.

"I don't see... Oh my god! What happened to your face?" she shrieked.

"Football?" That wasn't supposed to come out as a question. Shit. Shit. Shit.

"There is no way that happened through your helmet! What really happened?" she asked, tapping her foot and crossing her arms. How is such a small woman so intimidating?

"I tripped into a locker." I mumbled.

"What?" she laughed. Her face had softened considerably, so that was good sign.

"I tripped into a locker." I sighed. It wasn't a complete lie. My face did come into contact with one.

She burst out laughing. Thank you mother. I'm glad my supposed clumsiness amuses you.

"And you put makeup on to cover it up too! I swear! You can be almost as bad as Bella!" She laughed, clutching her stomach. Alice, Rosalie and I joined her, while Bella scowled.

"Thanks Esme." she said sarcastically.

"Don't look at me that way. I've never seen you without at least two cuts or bruises in all of the years I've known you! Most of the time it's more!"

"It's true, and you know it Bella!" Alice chimed in. Bella just crossed her arms and scowled deeper.

"We still love you Bells, we would just like you to make it out of high school in one piece." Rose said, putting an arm around her.

"Shut it you guys." Bella pouted. I got up from my chair and walked behind her, putting my arms around her waist.

"It's just because we love you." I smiled, kissing her cheek.

"Yeah, yeah." she muttered. Just then, Jasper walked in, looking like he lost a battle with Mr. Tequila.

"Good morning Jasper." My angel giggled. Alice was smiling too.

"Umph." He grunted in reply. He sat in a stool next to Alice and laid his head on the counter.

"I'll be right back." I whispered.

She grabbed my arm to stop me. "What are you doing?" she whispered back.

"You'll see." I grinned evilly and retrieved my I-Pod, plugging it into the dock, and finding the right song. The lyrics to I Touch Myself came through the speakers.

Jasper suddenly looked nervous.

"Edward, why on earth is this on there?" my mother laughed.

"Oh, I heard it recently and it intrigued me. It's my friend's favorite." I said, looking straight at Jasper. He groaned and started mumbling something along the lines of. "Stupid alcohol...bad judgment... kill Rosalie." I chuckled at his grumblings.

"So Jasper, how was your night?" I asked. He waited until my mother had turned around to flip me the bird.

"I saw that Jasper Hale." she said, wandering around the kitchen to fix their breakfast.

He looked dumbfounded at her open mouthed. "I have super mom powers." His eyes widened. "Yes I can read minds too."

"I think I'm either asleep, drunk, or both." he mumbled.

"Nope, it's the awesomeness of my mom!" Alice chirped. Jasper flinched. Alice is not the person you want to be around while hungover.

"Darn right it is!" Rosalie laughed.

Jasper mumbled "Suicide...kill... stupid sister." Today was not his day.

We heard the bathroom door open, and Emmett shuffling down the hallway. "Good morning honey." Esme greeted, kissing his cheek.

"Morugnph." I'm pretty sure that was an attempt at 'Morning.', though I can't be sure. Poor fuck.

Esme set their plates in front of them, while I grabbed Bella's hand and dragged her from the room. I pulled her around the corner at the end of the hall, and pressed her against the wall, attacking her lips with mine.

"Finally." I breathed, resting my head in the crook of her neck.

"Is that what you were so anxious for?" Bella laughed.

I scoffed. "Yes! It was unbearable! Stupid mom had to get in the way." I grumbled.

She giggled. "Why don't you go shower and shave Scruffy, and I'll meet you in the living room for a movie. Sound okay?" she asked with a smile.

"Okay." I kissed her quickly before dashing up the stairs to shower, nearly tripping three times. Maybe Esme's right...


BPOV

After watching him dash up the stairs, I turned and waked back to the kitchen.

"I did WHAT?" Emmett yelled, then quickly clutching his head. "Ow, ow, ow. No yelling."

"You tried to strip in Crowley's living room. Then Lauren was trying to get all over your junk." Alice explained simply. I was glad that Esme had left.

"Oh! Don't forget when Rosalie got a few good punches on her!" I chimed in. The look on Em's face was that of a puppy that just got kicked.

"I missed that?! Why God, why?!" Emmett groaned.

"At least you were smart enough to put your clothes back on though." Rosalie reasoned. "Or it could've been you next." Emmett paled then nodded.

"But wait until you hear what he did later." I laughed. Everyone turned to look at me. "Oh no, I'm waiting until Edward's out of the shower, he won't want to miss this." I laughed, taking a seat.

"I'm not sure I want to know." Rose said warily, sending a cautious glance toward Emmett.

"It's nothing bad. It's quite funny actually."

"Oh that? Have you told them yet?" Carlisle asked as he strode into the room.

"I'm waiting for Edward." I smiled smugly at Emmett. He put his head in his hands.

"I am never drinking again." he mumbled.

"That's what you said last time." Carlisle laughed.

"This time I mean it."

"That's what you said last time too." Alice added.

"Oh shut up." he snapped.

Edward walked back into the room, hair still slightly damp. "What'd I miss?" he asked.

"Oh, nothing much. I was just waiting for you to come down to tell them what Em did before bed." I laughed, grinning evilly.

"What did he do?" Alice asked, bouncing in her seat. I almost don't want to tell her, but I would rather like to turn nineteen.

"Well, we went to get bowls for those two, in case they needed them and couldn't make it to the bathroom, and when we came back, only Tweedle Dee over there was on the couch." I laughed.

Carlisle and Edward finished for me, and Rose shook her head at him muttering "Mama's boy."

Emmett groaned and put his head back on the table. "Again I repeat, never drinking again."

"Whatever, you'll break down eventually." Alice laughed, dragging Jazz into the living room.

"Now, isn't there somewhere we have to be?" Edward asked, taking my hand.

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A/N: Yes, reeaally bad place to end it, but I needed an update, and the date would just seem so random. The date will take up an entire chapter anyway, so don't worry your pretty little heads. I love you guys so much!

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