+ Warnings: More sexualness, Bryan gets a bit pwned...
+ Disclaimer: I own it not.
+ A/N: Uh maw gaw. I has so much to do T_T
Blitzkrieg Survey
Question 81: Do you ever click on pop-up ads?
Tala: NEEVVEERRR!
Bryan: I do occasionally.
Kai: So that's why the computer's full of viruses.
Bryan: I can't help it! Sometimes they just pop up unexpectedly, and I click them whilst trying to click something else. And sometimes they're advertising boobs.
Ian: And we all know you can't resist clicking a good pair of tits.
Bryan: Exactly.
Question 82: Are you at home or with friends more often?
Kai: Err, I think it's kind of both...
Tala: The good thing about living with your mates, though, is that you can just party at home.
Spencer: This is true. Though, we now have to make sure that Bryan doesn't smash things here when he gets drunk, instead of clubs and pubs.
Ian: You know, I so wish I was there that time Bryan started pole dancing.
Spencer: You really don't.
Question 83: Is your room painted or wallpapered?
Kai: Papered.
Bryan: Painted.
Ian: That's because you kept ripping the paper off, so Tala wouldn't let you have it papered again.
Bryan: Yeah, shut up, then.
Tala: I remember the night I found you up at 3am attacking your walls with a scraper.
Bryan: The wallpaper was hideous!
Kai: Personally, I think the pink of the wallpaper went very well with your eyes...
Bryan: Fuck you, Kai. Fuck you.
Question 84: Do you have a significant other?
Ian: Oh God.
Bryan: Yes?
Ian: You're not God.
Bryan: I am now.
Tala: *Stares dreamily at Kai*
Kai: Tala is my significant other, but he's still not getting any sex tonight.
Tala: T_T
Question 85: Have you ever told a girl/boyfriend you loved them but didn't mean it?
Bryan: No.
Ian: That's because you've never HAD a girlfriend.
Spencer: He might get lucky, though. Ray does want his kittens, after all.
Bryan: Shut up!
Tala: Yes.
Bryan: Yes as in, you agree with me that they shut up, or yes as in, answering the question.
Tala: Answering the question.
Kai: YOU DON'T LOVE ME?! YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT!
Tala: DID I SAY IT WAS YOU?! No, I had another, and he was clingy and wimpy as shit.
Kai: There was someone before me?
Tala: Yes. What? You expect me to close off my arse and cock and wait for you to come along?
Question 86: Do you play with your Gummy Bears?
Ian: I make them have sex.
Bryan: Because you have a serious lack of it yourself, and you secretly wish that it was you bumming the bottom bear.
Ian: No, I make them have sex because Gummy Bears have their needs, too.
Tala: Does ripping their heads off count as playing with them?
Spencer: Err, possibly not.
Tala: We'll have to really play with them later on, Kai *wink*.
Kai: You don't really listen when I say you're not getting any, do you?
Tala: T_T
Question 87: Did your Mum or Dad ever put soap in your mouth?
Bryan: On a daily basis, now that you mention it.
Tala: What the fuck is with all these questions about family and shit?!
Spencer: No, it's just about family. I don't see anything about shit.
Tala: You know what I mean!
Kai: Why would they put soap in your mouth...?
Bryan: Supposedly to 'clean' it out after swearing. My Dad just did it for torture, though.
Ian: T_T
Question 88: Do you lick your lollipops or suck them?
Ian: Oh God.
Bryan: Yes?
Ian: Will you stop that?!
Bryan: No.
Tala: I like to do a bit of both. I like to suck them nice and hard, and then gently flick my tongue around the top, and-
Kai: You're still not getting any.
Tala: T_T
Question 89: Have you ever ran with scissors?
Spencer: NO! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS! D=
Bryan: I have. I'm usually chasing after someone if I'm running with a pointy object.
Ian: Yes, and that someone is usually me.
Tala: You shouldn't piss him off so much, then.
Kai: I ran with scissors once.
Tala: What happened?
Kai: I vowed never to do it again =|
Question 90: Do you still watch cartoons?
Bryan: No.
Ian: I do! I love Spongebob =D
Spencer: I watch them if Ian's got the remote control.
Tala: Has anyone seen anime porn?
Kai: Yes.
Bryan: No. Am I missing out?
Tala: You are. It's some seriously good shit.
+ A/N: Awkward question 87 is awkward =|
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME!
D=
