Your name is jonk egbersh and you fear for your overaires. You had been gettin pretty experimental with davis latley. Adn on more than one occasison he didi the thing insIDE you. So now you fear you havee a mr brightside inside you.
You approach the farma-c slowly, your knees are rattling abck and fourth from hwo nerviouso you are. THe pregnnacy tests are right up near the cashier. This hsouldnt be too hard!
Well think again, it turns out the cashier working otday is Ferris Wheel. FuKC. Out of all people who couldnt know you were geting a p-test it was ferris bueller. She would neer let you live this down. You quickly look left and rigtht trying to think of a backup sollux when you spot your good chum rose (pronounced ross-eh)
"Hello jolk" she greets you gothily.
"Hey rose!" you say and wave excitedly in her face becuse youre a spazz.
"Is there something bortheirng you?" She asks and tilits her head gothicly.
"W-WELL actualy.." You put your arms behidn your back and try to appear bashful.
Beofre Rose can even Jade (pronounced jah-dey)comes tumbl rolling through the farma-s doors and lands next toyou.
"JOHN!" (pronounced joe-hhhhhn) And hse wrps her muscle arms around your small shota frame.
"dont owryr about it, me and rose can get you the prency test" She says and winks at you.
"B-but how did you know?!" Jad seriously amazies you sometimes, if she wasnt already with rose youd totally do the incest with her.
"We're twins, i can read your mind!"
"oh yeah I forgot i was related to you!"
Jade then grabs Rose by the boob and drags her up to the chasier.
"WE'LL TAKE TWO PREGNACY TESTS PLEASE!" Jade screams loudly.
"W()at."
"We would like to aquire the test that displays the results of babby in our nurturing mother holes." Rose pipes in.
"But yo)(u are both of the femaile gender. t()(ere is no *fish sounds* way that would even be possible!"
They ponder it for a moent, before the look of realizeion comes across their faces.
"JONB! You silly goose! You are of the maline gender, so is davis!"
You blush, wait a gosh darned minutes…. You hesitatly reach into your skirt and feel your thingy.
ITS TRUE, YOU ARE A MALE HOMO SAPIAN!
yOUU excitidly carkwheel out of the store on top of korkot
Jonk kicks down the door to his houme.
"Honey, iM HOME!"
Davis is chilling naked on the couch. "sup"
"davis! guess what i found out today!"
"what"
"We're boys!"
Davis ponders this for a moment, before breifly looking down, seeing his junk, then looking back up.
"Well damn, I guess we are."
"THAT MEANS WE CANT GET P PREGGERS!"
"you know what this means jonk."
"i sure do davis"
Jonu marches right into the kicthen, strips, andmake hte speggti proudly.
Davis smirks and begins dancing on the coffe table in the living room asthe shegitiis bein prepared. today is a good day,
