As the Ice King flew back into his castle, Gunther knew he was upset. Deep in thought. The Ice King, deep in thought. That can't be good. The Ice King didn't understand how Finn got the Princess to be so attached to him and he wanted to know. Friendship? Nah. Saving her all the flipping time? Nope. Brute force and kidnapping? Perhaps. But he'd got an idea. What if his crazy wizard eyes could pick up how Finn got the Princess not to call him a creep and swat him away all the time after he'd snapped at her. Why, this is a stupid parody fic, so that just might work. He flew back out to Gunther's confusion. No, not because the Ice King hadn't said anything. It was because the Ice King never thinks. He knew something was wrong here.
Unfortunately for Finn, they were now walking through a creepy forest, a perfect time to go into "hug me hero" mode. She was still smart, therefore she knew that if she tried hard enough, Finn would involunintarily start to love her. During all this, Flame Princess was angry and didn't look at the annoyed Finn and Marceline noticed her jealousy and couldn't help making fun of her for it (Being Marceline and all). Jake, meanwhile, was tormenting Finn much to his annoyance, which only made PB laugh more, as she knew that Finn would eventually fall for her. You see, instead of letting it take it's natural time (Pft! As if this fic is anything like natural), she had developed a mathematical formula to make it happen in a short manner of time. What is this formula? Well, it's very interesting really, because...what's that? You say you don't want to hear about the boring sciency formula? Well fine, miss out on an oppourtunity for me to use the word "Mathmatical" in this fic! Be like that! Humph!
"Hey Flame Princess, why the long look?" asked a tormenting Marceline.
"Humph!" exclaimed the annoyed Princess of Flames and fire and stuff.
"Aw, jealous of Bonnibel?" Marceline laughed. Meanwhile, Finn wasn't doing much better.
"Ooh Finn, cheating on Flame Princess I see!" cooed Jake. Finn uttered unprintable words and Jake continued the unbearable teasing. "If you still wanna be with Flame Princess so much, why do you run from Peebles and go to Flame Princess." Marceline and FP overheard and looked back at them, although Finn didn't notice.
"You think I can run from her? She's nuts man! Last time I tried, she replaced me with a blow-up doll and locked me in the dungeon for a half-an-hour. You seriously didn't even notice that that was a freakin' blow-up doll for that time!?" Jake looked at him blankly.
"Uh, no."
"WELL IT WAS!" Flame Princess went up to Finn.
"Finn, chill!" Finn sighed.
"I'm sorry FP, but this is not a fun experience."
"Well..." FP started. The Ice King perched himself on a nearby cliff and used his wizard eyes. There was some sort of weird liquid inside Bubblegum! He then realized how wrong that sounded and gagged a bit. The icy puke landed on Jake's head. He looked up and saw Ice King. What followed was Jake screamed, the Ice King firing ice, mainly at Finn, Flame Princess blasted the Ice King with flames, PB being waaaaaaaay too obsessive towards Finn, and Finn attacking the Ice King with his sword while being hampered with PB's obsessiveness.
"Princess, get away, I need to beat him!"
"But Finn..."
"NO!" Finn screamed as he kicked the Ice King to the ground. With that, Ice King flew away, because...I don't know, getting kicked to the ground isn't fun or something and our heroes continued their journey.
