SecretSnow: Hah! The joke is on you! I have built up immunity to spatulas over the years! Now they just feel like soft puppies! On the other hand, puppies feel like....*Shudders*. Yeah, amnesia can be frustrating can't it. One of the reasons I wanted to do it like this is because I remember that I used to read amnesia fics that sounded really interesting, but the authors would always abandon the fic. I hope you still enjoy it though, and thanks for reviewing.

WaterShard: But of course, ninety percent of what I type is cheesy(the other ten going to corny). In fact, my computer is just a huge slab of cheese(very difficult to type on!)! I'm glad that somebody else likes this pairing too. When did Claire become so popular anyways? It seemed like she wasn't getting any attention for a while and then BAM! I don't dislike Claire. It's just that a lot of fics she's in remind me of Lifetime movies(You know the ones), no offense. Thanks for reviewing.

ShipposTail: Of course! Jack can pass out miles below the earth's surface, and somehow make it back! Nothing can kill him! And the love will never stop! Even if death happened, it wouldn't stop!(Hm... Ghost fic... *scrawls it down*) Thanks for reviewing.

KingdomSweetz: Haha! Perfect idea for the next story! An amnesiac orphan! And he was actually created on the space colony ARK! Genius! Don't worry, I don't have much a heart to kill Jack, but I have been toying with the idea(I'm a ba~d man). The next chapter will be out soon! Thanks for reviewing.

DarkForce222: I love sap too(tree sap excluded), I'm glad you like this. No way! How'd you know I've actually been trying to work with that idea!? Are you spying on me!? I've been trying to think of ways to do it though, so if you have any ideas in that area, feel free to suggest them. I'll do my best to keep this up! Thanks for reviewing.

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Sorry to say, this is not part two of Har. There's an explanation for that after the story.

This story takes place in the Playstation Harvest Mooniverse.


Jack heaved a sigh of relief as he walked slowly to his large bed, already dressed in his pajamas, his long day of work done. He fell into bed with a soft thump, and closed his eyes for a moment. He could hear the soft sound of a pencil and paper nearby him, this made him smile contentedly. Finally, he opened one eye to look at the source of the noise, and asked his question. "What are you doing Sweetie?" He said in a tone full of love.

Elli(Jack's wife of only two weeks) looked over to Jack, away from her clipboard, and smiled. "Just checking the profits for today." She tenderly placed a hand on his head, and rubbed it gingerly. She too was dressed for sleep, garbed in a simple blue nightgown. "How was work today?" She asked.

"Tiring." Jack moaned. "I can't wait for the crops to finish growing, I'd have never thought you could get so tired by just watering." He sighed, smiling at Elli's touch. "And plus, we're going to be attending the Tomato Festival tomorrow. That'll definitely be exhausting too."

"But it's always a fun festival to enjoy." Elli tried to console Jack. "And we can see the whole town while we're there."

"I guess you're right. We haven't had much time to socialize with others lately." Jack smiled at Elli. "You always know just what to say, don't you?" He chuckled.

"I'm only so positive because I'm with you." Elli giggled back, they both laughed for a short while. Finally Elli began to get a slightly nervous look on her face. "Um... Dear?" Elli asked in a small voice.

"Yes?" Jack perked up, noticing Elli's apprehension.

"Well.... I've been meaning to talk to you... about some things." Elli nervously began. Like, since before our marriage you mean? She nervously fiddled with the front of her gown. "Well, I've just been wanting to talk to you about your views on... having children." She said the last word in a whisper, too afraid to look into Jack's face.

"Children?" A look of shock overtook Jack's features. "You don't mean!? Elli... are you-."

"No!" Elli interrupted Jack, face as red as a tomato. "I j-just meant more like if you wanted to have children or not someday." She stuttered.

"Oh!" Jack heaved a sigh of relief and smiled at Elli. "Of course I want to have them, just not quite yet." He laughed at Elli's embarrassment.

Elli sighed in relief too(who took the sighing habit from who, nobody quite knows), and smiled back. "I feel the same way." She paused for a moment, deep in thought. "But still, just imagine it: our child the farmer." She smiled brightly.

Jack laughed, perhaps a bit too hard. "The farmer? No no, I think our child should follow your path instead, and study medicine. So they can be a real help to people."

Elli's smile shrunk a margin. "What are you talking about? Farmers are extremely helpful. They're helpful to anybody who eats! Plus, you'd be the perfect role model for our child." She gestured towards Jack.

Jack's smile became somewhat forced, his eyes squinting slightly. "But farmers don't even make that much money. Doctors make loads of cash, and they'd be able to support themselves, and their family as well. They wouldn't have to lead such a hard life."

Elli's smile dropped completely, instead helping to form a glare. "Hard work isn't a hard life! It would just help make them better people! They don't need to be rich!"

Jack glared back at Elli. "Of course they don't need to be rich! I just want them to be covered in case anything ever happens! Farm work can also be dangerous, you could get seriously injured! That's why our child should be a Doctor!"

"Farmer!" Elli shouted back.

"Doctor!" Jack growled.

"Farmer!!"

"Doctor!!"

"Farmer!!!"

"Doctor!!!"

The two panted heavily, glaring at each other, exhausted from shouting at the top of their lungs. Their eyes remained locked onto each other's, telling them to back down. After ten straight minutes of staring, the two "Hmphed" at each other, turned away from each other, and fell into an angry sleep.

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"Well then! Without further adieu, let us please form our teams for the annual Tomato Festival!" Mayor Thomas shouted, his hat bobbing up and down comically as he spoke. He smiled to himself, as he watched all the villagers scramble to form their teams. "I always enjoy these events." He spoke to his wife in a cheerful tone. "Wait a minute, what's this?" He peered over to an area where most people seemed to be steering clear of.

All the villagers seemed to be keeping their distance from one select spot right in the very center of the square. In that very spot sat Jack, Elli, and a very frightened looking Stu. Jack and Elli each seemed to be in a bad mood, frowns on their faces. It seemed as if a dark aura were pouring off the two, frightening everybody else away. The two kept their eyes off of one another, every time they locked eyes they'd simply look away with a huff.

"Oh my, this could be bad." Thomas scratched his cheek nervously. "I've got a feeling that this might be a festival to remember." He gulped, before stepping forward to begin the games.

And he was right. What followed after that was to be forever known as "The Tomato Massacre", a terrible day in which two people(accompanied by a terrified child) annihilated all the other teams without mercy. They were described as to have been demons, taking no pity on any of their opponents.

"Well then..." Thomas spoke nervously, eyeing Jack and Elli(Stu had already fled in terror) fearfully. The villagers(some covered in tomato injuries) all stared at the couple, as Thomas announced them as the winners.

Jack and Elli still stood by their tomato barrels, arguing angrily under their breath. They paid absolutely no attention to anything else currently going on around them. Insults and sarcastic remarks shot back and forth between the angry couple.

"Um... Jack? Elli? You can take your trophy now." Thomas slowly waved the trophy at the two, afraid of being attacked by the couple.

"I don't think that's a good idea." A voice whispered to Thomas.

"Oh Doctor it's you." Thomas sighed in relief. "What do you think's going on here?" He gestured to the quarreling pair.

"I think they're having a fight." Doctor whispered warily, still eyeing the two. "But I've never seen Elli so angry before, or even Jack for that matter. It's probably dangerous to try and interfere."

"Oh so it's their first marriage scuffle." Thomas chuckled. "I see now, I wonder why I didn't notice earlier, it's all coming back to me now." He sighed at the nostalgia. "Well then there's no cure for this other than to let them work it out." He smiled knowingly.

"What do you even suppose they're arguing about?" Doctor asked.

"Oh I'm pretty sure I know." Thomas laughed. "I'd bet my hat that it has something to do with children." He smiled at his wife, who was currently trying to calm down the smaller children.

"Doctor~" Jack hissed angrily at Elli.

"Farmer!" She growled back. "I can't even believe you'd disagree with this choice!"

"Why wouldn't I!" Jack shouted back. "A doctor's just the natural choice!"

"I'd much prefer our child work with livestock and produce then things like medicines!" Elli yelled, gesturing to her tomato barrel. "Most of the tomatoes this year came from you, isn't that something!?"

"Well if you like these tomatoes so much!" Jack shouted, sticking his hand into his barrel.

"The fool!" Thomas shouted, pulling his hat over his eyes.

Splat!

Everybody gasped, as Jack landed a tomato right on the left side of Elli's face.

Elli stood there, stunned by the sudden turn of events.

Jack laughed cruelly, looking at Elli with mirth.

Elli closed her eyes, and clenched her fists together tightly.

Jack halted his laughter, staring in concern. He didn't want to make her cry or anything like that. Is she okay?

But Elli did not cry, instead she calmly walked towards her own barrel of tomatoes, and put her hands on the sides.

"Is she going to hit him back?" Doctor asked Thomas.

"Oh no." Thomas shook his head. "An angry woman would never stop at just something like that." Thomas pointed to Elli, as she heaved the barrel over her head.

Jack gaped open-mouthed at the sight before him. Wow! I did not see that coming! It was at that moment that instinct kicked in, the fight or flight instinct. But Jack knew when it was hopeless, so he chose flight.

"Get back here!" Elli shouted, running after the fleeing farmer, barrel still held above her head.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" Doctor asked, now staring concernedly after the retreating pair.

"Are you mad!?" Thomas spluttered. "There's no more we can do for him. Let's just hope he's got a good set of legs on him. "Alright then! The show's over! Let's begin with the clean-up!" He shouted to all of the villagers, diverting their attention from the now-gone couple.

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"Our child should be a farmer!" Elli panted in exhaustion, laying on top of Jack who was pressed up against a tree.

The two were both exhausted, and covered in tomato juice. The barrel was on the ground a few feet away, and scattered tomatoes lay everywhere, the juice covering the ground.

"Not a farmer!" Jack shouted. "They don't even have to be a doctor! Just not a farmer!" He closed his eyes tightly.

"Huh?" Elli's anger immediately dissipated, replaced by curiosity. "Why not a farmer Jack?" She moved her head closer to him, staring into his eyes.

Jack looked off to the side, shame showing on his features. "I want my child to go somewhere with their life. I don't want them to be a lowly farmer like, well... like me." He sighed.

Elli stared at Jack sadly. "Is that what the problem is?" She affectionately nuzzled Jacks face with her own(a rather sticky moment), all her anger forgotten.

Jack nodded, refusing to speak.

"Well do you know why I want our child to become a farmer?" She looked into Jack's eyes.

Jack nodded his head again, still embarrassed over what he had admitted.

"I want them to be a farmer because they'll be like you." She smiled at him.

"Huh?" Jack stared up at her, obviously confused.

"You don't see how great of a person you are Jack, nothing would make me happier than for our child to be like you. Please don't say bad things like that about yourself, I've never thought of you like that."

"Really?" Jack asked in surprise. "Not even once?"

"Not even once." Elli smiled at him.

Jack began to smile too, looking at Elli and himself. "I think we've made a bit of a mess." He laughed.

Elli laughed with him, staring at the tomato wreckage. "Have we really been so angry at each other over something so simple like that?" She asked.

"It does seem kinda ridiculous now." Jack laughed. "Tell you what, let's not worry about this stuff at least until our child's even born, whenever that is."

"Deal." Elli laughed back, she began to stare intently at Jack's face.

"We should probably clean up this stuff. Or at least the barrel, the rest won't be harmful to anyth-." He broke off, staring at the desire on Elli's face. "Or, we can save that till later." He suggested.

Needless to say, they both opted for the "Clean it up later" decision. At this rate, perhaps a child will come sooner than they expect.


Yeah! I finally got one up! This one flowed really easily, and I like it a lot! The fight was fun to portray between our generally happy couple, but I figured they could be frightening when angry.

Yes, I realize this isn't Har as I said it would be. Funny story, I actually did write the entire next chapter, but I didn't like how it went, so I deleted most of it. I've been sick until today, so that might be why it didn't feel right. I'm sure the next one will come out much faster.

By the way, should the next chapter be Har, or I'm here for you? Decisions like that are so difficult to make. So I'll let you decide.

Oh yeah, and about I'm Here for You. I've been having trouble on deciding when to end it. I could end it next chapter, or I could make it go on for a bit longer. Each way would have the same ending, so it's really a matter of whether or not you want more in-between. Both ways are perfectly fine with me, I really can't choose. If I make it longer, than expect it to be more emotional, which would probably make that the better choice. But if you think anymore would just be dragging it out, then that would make sense to. It's up to you.

Other than that, I hope you've all been well lately. I've actually had a large dose of HM recently(Bought RF2, got HM:ToT from Gamefly), so I've got a good amount of inspiration floating about me.

And ideas for the next story, I've been trying to think about those. Does this one sound any good?:

Clinic-keeping: Takes place shortly after Jack moves into the town. Doctor has to go on a trip for a month(to the island of Happiness that is, but he's not married like in the game), and makes Jack help Elli watch over the clinic for a month. This of course means Jack and Elli will be living together(but they don't know each other well yet). I thought this would be a good one for a multi-chapter story, but it might be hard to think of the ordeals they'd go through.

That's all I've really got thought out right now(I coulda sworn I had one more in my head somewhere, I'll alert you when I remember it), feel free to suggest more.

Please review my story(inspiration booster= faster output), and let's continue to peer into these moments of Jack and Elli's lives.