"Bob Dylan, why are you here anyway?" Michael asked as they headed towards Diglett Cave.

"There's some trouble brewin' in Rock Tunnel, Mike," he replied.

"Rock Tunnel! THE Rock Tunnel! Home to all the greatest rock bands in the world?"

"The one and the same."

They entered the cave and descended the ladder but didn't take 5 steps before they were attacked. Out of the dirt popped a particularly fierce Diglett. "Whoa! Wait a minute that doesn't look like a Diglett," Mike shouted.

"That there's a Niglett," Bob Dylan observed.

"YO cracka, you in ma yard," the Niglett said.

"We're on our way to Rock Tunnel. Please get out of the road if ya can't lend a hand," said Bob Dylan.

"Rock Tunnel! Nigga they be whack over there yo. Fuckin' emo ass bitches and death metal takin' over n'shit. Kickin' all the oldschool bands to da curb."

"What!" Mike exclaimed.

"Fo shizzle. Fuckin' wassit called, Iron Maiden's been tryin' to get it back but them death metals, they be all double bassin' an' shit so it's hard."

"We've gotta get over there and help them!"

"Fo sho fo sho, I'll tell ya what, how bout I help you out? They be costin' me all kindsa paper ever since they started usin' our mix machines."

"Okay!" Mike said.

"Ya'll gon' need some straps." Mike pulled out his sawed off shotgun uzi, Bob Dylan just held his guitar. "Coo, coo, but I gotta be sure ya'll know how to use dat jank. Lets battle."

"Ok. GO! HOSHIZAMIHIRIGAMI!" Charmander popped out and pulled out his 9.

"What it is."

"Charmander!" said Hoshizamihirigami, which means roughly, "What it is."

Niglett pulled out a 9 himself and the two started blasting each other.

5 minutes later the clips in their Berettas finally ran out. "Damn, where you learn yo cappin' did? I ain't seen a nigga hold his gun dat sideways since ma man Rayray got pissed off we kept him out back on some 40s," Niglett said.

"Charmander!" said Hoshizamihirigami. Mike couldn't understand him that time, something about diding something in a banged out trunk.

"Shiiit let's get goin'," Niglett said. They all hopped into his Cadillac with 40" rims and drove towards Rock Tunnel.