Chapter 9: 20 questions part 2

Author: Good morning everyone!

Everyone: Hey.

Author: Ok, um, our next fan should be here soon.

* Soon*

Nightshade9802: Ah! I made it! Without a single mislead.

Author: Ok, cool, I am just going to call you nightshade.

Nightshade: Ok, first question of mine, Kouga, why do you always go after Kagome when you know she's taken?

Kouga: Huh? She ain't taken!

Author: yes she is.

Kouga: If you're talking about mutt-face over here, you're wrong.

Nightshade: Well, even if he doesn't chose her, she still has a chance with Hojo.

Kouga: Who now?

Nightshade: Nevermind, second question, Kagome, why don't you ever even attemt to take the others down the well? You always say they can't go down, but have you even tried?

Kagome: Well, if you're talking about my family, I don't WANT to take them down, it's too dangerous.

Author: What would you have done if Sota had crossed realms, and never came back from the beginning of the episodes?

Kagome: That was different, InuYasha would have found him.

Nightshade: Ok, whatever you say, and what about taking demons down your realm?

Kagome: They can, but only if they have a jewel shard. *Immediately covers mouth.*

Naraku: Don't worry, I knew that.

Nightshade: Ok, you guys better hope he doesn't follow me home.

Author: Don't worry, I lock him up for ten minutes after the guest leaves.

NIghtshade: Oh, ok, Question three, Sango why do you always pretend to be annoyed by Miroku? Yes PRETEND!

Sango: What! I don't pretend, He really does annoy me when he picks up on other girls!

Author: So that means your jealous?

Sango: NO!

Nightshade: Well then why are you annoyed with him if you aren't jealous?

Sango: Because! He always does THAT to waste his time!

Miroku: Why Sango, do you wish for me to waste my time with you?

* Sango blushes*

Nightshade: Ok, um next question, Um, this might sound weird, but, if there is a talking Flea, then Kirara could probably answer, is there a human form that you never told us about?

Kirara: *meow*

Sango: I, Don't think so nightshade.

Nightshade: Well it was worth a try, next one, Shippo, why are you so adorable.

InuYasha: Heh, that rotten fox isn't 'adorable'

Kagome: InuYasha sit! This is Shippo's question.

Shippo: Must have been a trait I got from my mom.

Author: Well, don't mean to bring up bad memories, but when I saw the episode with the thunder brothers, dead or alive, I thought your dad looked pretty cute. Maybe that's where you get them. I imaged him alive!

Shippo: Well, thanks for making such a sweet comment, I bet he heard that.

Nightshade: Ok, next question, Lord Fluffy why do you hate your nicknames? None of the other demons get nicknames, you should feel awesome about them.

* Crickets. and confused faces*

Author: Uh, Sesshomaru, she's talking to YOU.

Sesshomaru: I should have known, 'fluffy', and why do I not like them? Because, it is disapproving.

Author: * Chuckles* Disapproving? We can still call you them right?

Sesshomaru: I guess, since I don't want to end up like Naraku, caged up for ten minutes.

Nightshade: Lord Sessh! If Author locked you up, you would have been able to break out easily! You are a full demon!

Sesshomaru: yeah well, I have to obey her rules.

Author: Sesshomaru, I didn't give you any rules. I look up to YOU.

Nightshade: Ok, next question, Naraku, why do you think you're so amazing? All you do is run away and never dirty your own hands.

Naraku: Author, can I kill her to prove myself?

Author: NO! She is a guest, and what have I told you about our guests?

Naraku: Always treat your guest, with the best of your respect.

Author: Thank you, now, why do you let other people do your dirty work?

Naraku: I do dirty work! I-I, I almost took Kagome in the final act.

Author: Really Naraku? ALMOST! You always take your time, you talk to InuYasha for a while, then you try to run off.

Naraku: Ok fine, but don't consider me weak!

* Nightshade picks up a brick and throws it at Naraku*

Naraku: * unenthusiastically* ow.

Nightshade: Aww, I was hoping I would hurt him.

Author: Here, try this. * Hands a crowbar.*

* Nightshade, throws crowbar*

Naraku: Alright alright! Knock it off!

Nightshade: * chuckles* Ok, next question, Rin, why are YOU so adorable?

RIn: Am I really that famous?

Author: Yes you are sweetheart, If Lord Sesshy, I mean Sesshomaru actually revived you, you should be famous. He thinks you were that special in this anime.

Rin: Oh, well thanks.

Nightshade: Ok, InuYasha, why don't you ever learn! You would think Kagome would have trained you by now.

InuYasha: Is this another foot in my mouth reference?

Author: No, I think she means, Why haven't you fallen in love with Kagome, and gotten the idea that she was the one for you?

InuYasha: Oh come on, not that again! I don't like her, I just...

Kagome: Just WHAT InuYasha? FIND THE SHARDS!

InuYasha: uh, no, I have to just have you alive ok! If I lost you, there would be no more priestesses, you and Kikyo were the last ones!

Kagome: STOP COMPARING ME TO THAT DEAD POT OF CLAY!

* Kagome sits InuYasha repeatedly.*

Nightshade: *blink blink* Ok, uh next question, Kagome, why don't you train InuYasha better? Maybe you need to sit him more.

* Kagome stops sitting InuYasha and smiles at Nightshade.*

Kagome: That's a GREAT IDEA.

* Kagome continues sitting InuYasha, his face burrying deeper and deeper into the soil, until they are both unseen in the ground, but the sound of sits still being shouted.*

Author: Wow.

Nightshade: Ok next question. Sango, are you ever going to attempt to rebuild the demon slayer village?

Sango: Wow, a normal question, I never actually thought about it. Maybe.

Miroku: I would love to help you, then maybe we can repopulate the village.

* Sango's face turns red, as she notices Miroku touching her butt.*

Nightshade: Wow, uh ok, um next question. Lord Sesshy, what kind of shampoo do you use to make your hair so shiny?

Sesshomaru: What? What's shampoo? It is just created this way.

Author: really? InuTaisho's hair didn't exactly look silky smooth. Do you know what conditioner is?

Sesshomaru: Uh, no.

Author: Well, at rare times I use conditioner, cause I like feeling soft silky hair, but I have to sneak it because mom doesn't like me doing it.

Nighshade: OH, Maybe I should try using condtioner while thinking about Sesshomaru, maybe I'll find out!

Author: Yeah, and whenever I get the chance to use it, I'll try that too.

Nightshade: Ok, Next question, Kouga, Coke or Pepsi? Choose wisely.

Kouga: Pep...Si? What is that?

* Author gives Kouga a sample of Coke while Nightshade gives sample of pepsi.*

Author: * Whispers to Nighshade* I like coke.

Kouga: Hmm, I'd have to say... Coke. The pep-si is kind of sweet.

Author: Ok, cool.

Nightshade: NEXT QUESTION! Kohaku, where can I get the weapon you have? Is there a sickles-R-Us?

Kohaku: uh, You could ask Totosai if he could make you one.

Nightshade: Ok.

* Cow appears.*

Nightshade: Hey we were just talking about you. Can you make me a weapon like Kohaku's?

Totosai: Why sure.

* Blast of fire*

Totosai: Here you are, use it carefully, it is really sharp.

Nightshade: Yes! NIGHTSHADE WITH A WEAPON! Ok, there is something else I want, Kagome where do you get your school uniforms?

Kagome: Uh, we get them at mall-mart.

Author: Wall mart?

Kagome: No, who has a store called wall mart? Ours is mall-mart.

Nightshade: Ok, well I'll have to take a trip to Japan someday, and see, but for now, here's my next question, Naraku, do you ever figure out where Kagome goes?

Naraku: yeah, back to her world, why should I care?

Author: Uh, because she has jewel shards that you so preciously want.

Naraku: Well, there too many mortals there for me to try and slip in and take them.

Nighshade: AH HA! I knew you always wanted someone to do your dirty work! Ok, next question, Shippo can you teach me fox magic?

Shippo: Fox fire? Smashing top? Which one?

Nightshade: Either will do.

Shippo: Well, here.

* Shippo hands Nightshade a bunch of objects and explains what they are.*

Nightshade: Cool, can't wait to prove my mom that InuYasha and his group DOES exist! Ok next question, InuYasha why don't you treat Kagome better?

* Nightshade shouts the question again down in the hole that was now 6 feet deep with InuYasha and Kagome inside.*

InuYasha: Treat her...Right... She... Needs... To... Treat... ME... RIGHT! * Says while being sat*

Nightshade: He ought to learn after that little punishment, Ok Author, what are all the animes you watched?

Author: Wow, I wasn't expecting a question! Um, well I watch this one, and before that I watched Wolf's Rain, and Vampire Knight, and just a couple days ago, I found an anime called D.N Angel.

It's awesome, I like wolves, but I like angels too, or I like their wings, how they... I don't know, you're free on them.

Nightshade: Hmm, Ok, LAST QUESTION.

* Nightshade gets up and walks over to Miroku*

Nightshade: Will you let me bare your child?

Miroku: uh.

* Portal magically shows up, and someone comes out, storming over to Nightshade*

Mysterious person: Come Nightshade, you've done enough asking questions! Oh, by the way Lord Fluffy, I wish I could talk to you but, Nightshade needs to do her chores!

NIghshade: But I don't wanna go!

* Mysterious person drags Nightshade through the portal*

Naraku: Wow, I need to hire her.

Author: * Puts bars around Naraku*

Naraku: AW COME ON!

* Everyone leaves except Naraku and Author.*

* Ten minutes passed*

Author: Ok, you can come out now. See ya.

* Bars disappear, and Author goes into portal.*

Well, that's part two, part three coming soon.

See you.

~Wolflover235