BELATED UPDATE?

Yes. Sorry. Still super busy. I'm biting off a little more than I can chew... But it's cool. I got it all under control. ;D

ANYWAYS. Wow. Okay. Here we go.

Text Me, TTYL!


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Arthur Kirkland and 15 other friends were tagged in Alshizzle Awesome Jones's album EPIC ASS PARTY.

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Alshizzle Awesome Jones is in a relationship with Arthur Kirkland · Like · Comment

[ Kiku Honda, Matthew Williams, Bella Carriedo and 50 others like this ]

Alshizzle Awesome Jones Whoa, guys.

5 minutes ago · Like

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Monday, September 16th

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11:30am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: CAN I BORROW YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?

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11:32am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Why are you asking me this right before your class?

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11:33am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED AND ARTHUR WON'T LET ME COPY HIS. :(

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11:34am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Well isn't that just too bad for you. Why are you typing in all caps?

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11:35am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: MATTTTTTTT. I NEED IT. AND MY CAPS BUTTON ON MY PHONE IS STUCK.

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11:36am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: It's really obnoxious. You should get that fixed.

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11:37am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: SORRY CAN I BORROW YOUR HOMEWORK NOW?

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11:38am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: No.

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11:39am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: PLEASE? MATT MATT MATTTIEEEEEEE MY FAVORITE BROTHER!

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11:40am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: No. And I'm your only brother. You can't have a favorite.

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11:41am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: FINE THEN IM DISOWNING YOU SO NOW I DONT HAVE ANY BROTHER.

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11:42am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Sweet. That means I dont have to pay for your lunch at mcdonalds anymore.

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11:43am

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: I HATE YOU.

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11:44am

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Love you too, bro.

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12:00pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: I swear to god if your freaky ass friends sit with us today I will be decapitating some heads in the cafeteria.

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12:01pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Lovi!~ They're not all that bad, I promise!

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12:02pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: BULLSHIT. THE LAST TIME THEY SAT WITH US THE FUCKING FRENCHIE TRIED TO TAKE OFF MY PANTS.

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12:03pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: but he just wanted to see what color your underwear was!

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12:04pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE FOR ANYONE. No one gets to see those but me. (

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12:05pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: Do I get to see those? ;)

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12:06pm

To: Antonio Carriedo

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: D- You – W-what?

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12:07pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Antonio Carriedo

Message: ;D

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1:13pm

To: Hong Wang

From: Im Yong Soo

Message: ANIKI! Your breasts look great today!

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1:14pm

To: Im Yong Soo

From: Hong Wang

Message: … what?

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1:15pm

To: Hong Wang

From: Im Yong Soo

Message: They look really firm!

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1:16pm

To: Im Yong Soo

From: Hong Wang

Message: They... look firm?

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1:17pm

To: Hong Wang

From: Im Yong Soo

Message: Yeah! Hold on, lemme see!

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1:18pm

To: Im Yong Soo

From: Hong Wang

Message: What – NO YONG. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.

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1:19pm

To: Hong Wang

From: Im Yong Soo

Message: D:

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3:21pm

To: Toris Laurinaitis

From: Ivan Braginski

Message: … I think you should come over, da?

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3:22pm

To: Ivan Braginski

From: Toris Laurinaitis

Message: W-why?

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3:23pm

To: Toris Laurinaitis

From: Ivan Braginski

Message: Because it has been a long time since we hung out, no?

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3:24pm

To: Ivan Braginski

From: Toris Laurinaitis

Message: I-it hasn't been all that long... And I kinda have some friends over...

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3:25pm

To: Toris Laurinaitis

From: Ivan Braginski

Message: Who? Raivis and Eduard are already over here, and I'm sure they'd be happy if you could join us. ^^

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3:26pm

To: Ivan Braginski

From: Toris Laurinaitis

Message: Oh, right... Of course...

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3:27pm

To: Toris Laurinatis

From: Ivan Braginski

Message: Good! See you soon! :)

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5:30pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: YO HASSELHOFF.

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5:32pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: Was?

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5:33pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message 'Was'? What the hell does that mean? Speak goddamned english! Anyways, just a reminder to keep your greasy potato hands off my brother!

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5:34pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: It means what. And yes, Lovino, I get it. This is the the third time you've sent me this message in the past three days.

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5:35pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: Well you don't seem to be understanding considering I still see you with him!

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5:36pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: Lovino. Please calm down. I'm not doing anything to your brother.

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5:37pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: You better not be! Is he still a virgin?

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5:38pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: W-Whaaaat?

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5:39pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: DAMN IT. I'M TOO LATE.

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5:40pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: WHAT?

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5:41pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: WHY DIDN'T I ASK EARLIER. YOU BASTARD. DID YOU AT LEAST USE PROTECTION? God knows what nasty diseases you germans have...

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5:42pm

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Ludwig Beilschmidt

Message: W-W-What? No! I don't even know what you're talking about!

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5:43pm

To: Ludwig Beilschmidt

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: Damn it... No...

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Welcome to Instant Messenger!

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Sey-baby: why did u break up with roderich? ):

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: he broke up with me.

Sey-baby: what? Why?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: because... well... were just kinda taking a break ig.

Sey-baby: you guys are always off and on like that... :(

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: yeah I kno...

Sey-baby: did u ask him to do the dirty with gilbert again?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: what? no, sey! That was like ONCE that I did that.

Sey-baby: still. Oh hold on francis wants in on the convo...

[ Wineandroses has joined the chat ]

Wineandroses: hi ladies. ;)

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: hey france. :(

Wineandroses: why the sad face?

Sey-baby: her and roddy broke up.

Wineandroses: oh no! What happened now?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: jeez, you guys act like its a daily occurrence!

Wineandroses: no. weekly though...

Sey-baby: it does happen a lot.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: oh hush. Some friends u guys are.

Wineandroses: don't be sad, beautiful girls like you should never be down. Did you upload more photoshopped pictures of him and vash to the internet?

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: NO! THAT HAPPENED ONCE.

Sey-baby: LOL.

Wineandroses: then what happened?

Sey-baby: they're taking a break.

Wineandroses: that's it? Then don't worry, mon ami, im sure you guys will be back together by tomorrow.

Yaoi_Fangirl1994: UGH. YOU GUYS ARE SMARTASSES.

[ Yaoi_Fangirl1994 has logged off ]

Wineandroses: …. I wasnt trying to be a smart ass...

Sey-baby: yeah. Shes always a little dramatic when her and roderich break up.

Wineandroses: oh... that makes sense.

Sey-baby: yep! Omg its already 7. I have hw to do so I'll see you tomorrow. Love you!

Wineandroses: love you too, mi amor! Kisses!

Sey-baby: kisses. :)

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I don't need to explain any characters here, do I?

GUYS. HELP ME OUT AND GIVE ME SOME PAIRING SUGGESTIONS. Like for Russia, or any of the Asians ('cept Hong Kong and Korea. Hurr.) or... other characters that are single. Yeah?

To all of you guys who said you wanted to see those pictures?

Me too. Me too. ;u;

50 people liked Alfred's changed relationship status. LOL. xD

See you next chapter! And thanks so much, as always, for 130 reviews. I never thought this story would EVER get this popular. You guys are amazing. AMAZING. How much emphasis can I put on that word?

You are more awesome than Prussia.

There we go.

Okay bye. :D