BELATED UPDATE?
Yes. Sorry. Still super busy. I'm biting off a little more than I can chew... But it's cool. I got it all under control. ;D
ANYWAYS. Wow. Okay. Here we go.
Text Me, TTYL!
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Arthur Kirkland and 15 other friends were tagged in Alshizzle Awesome Jones's album EPIC ASS PARTY.
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Alshizzle Awesome Jones is in a relationship with Arthur Kirkland · Like · Comment
[ Kiku Honda, Matthew Williams, Bella Carriedo and 50 others like this ]
Alshizzle Awesome Jones Whoa, guys.
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Monday, September 16th
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11:30am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: CAN I BORROW YOUR MATH HOMEWORK?
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11:32am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: Why are you asking me this right before your class?
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11:33am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED AND ARTHUR WON'T LET ME COPY HIS. :(
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11:34am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: Well isn't that just too bad for you. Why are you typing in all caps?
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11:35am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: MATTTTTTTT. I NEED IT. AND MY CAPS BUTTON ON MY PHONE IS STUCK.
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11:36am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: It's really obnoxious. You should get that fixed.
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11:37am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: SORRY CAN I BORROW YOUR HOMEWORK NOW?
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11:38am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: No.
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11:39am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: PLEASE? MATT MATT MATTTIEEEEEEE MY FAVORITE BROTHER!
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11:40am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: No. And I'm your only brother. You can't have a favorite.
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11:41am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: FINE THEN IM DISOWNING YOU SO NOW I DONT HAVE ANY BROTHER.
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11:42am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: Sweet. That means I dont have to pay for your lunch at mcdonalds anymore.
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11:43am
To: Matthew Williams
From: Alfred Jones
Message: I HATE YOU.
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11:44am
To: Alfred Jones
From: Matthew Williams
Message: Love you too, bro.
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12:00pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: I swear to god if your freaky ass friends sit with us today I will be decapitating some heads in the cafeteria.
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12:01pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Lovi!~ They're not all that bad, I promise!
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12:02pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: BULLSHIT. THE LAST TIME THEY SAT WITH US THE FUCKING FRENCHIE TRIED TO TAKE OFF MY PANTS.
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12:03pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: but he just wanted to see what color your underwear was!
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12:04pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: THAT IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE FOR ANYONE. No one gets to see those but me. (
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12:05pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: Do I get to see those? ;)
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12:06pm
To: Antonio Carriedo
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: D- You – W-what?
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12:07pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Antonio Carriedo
Message: ;D
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1:13pm
To: Hong Wang
From: Im Yong Soo
Message: ANIKI! Your breasts look great today!
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1:14pm
To: Im Yong Soo
From: Hong Wang
Message: … what?
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1:15pm
To: Hong Wang
From: Im Yong Soo
Message: They look really firm!
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1:16pm
To: Im Yong Soo
From: Hong Wang
Message: They... look firm?
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1:17pm
To: Hong Wang
From: Im Yong Soo
Message: Yeah! Hold on, lemme see!
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1:18pm
To: Im Yong Soo
From: Hong Wang
Message: What – NO YONG. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
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1:19pm
To: Hong Wang
From: Im Yong Soo
Message: D:
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3:21pm
To: Toris Laurinaitis
From: Ivan Braginski
Message: … I think you should come over, da?
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3:22pm
To: Ivan Braginski
From: Toris Laurinaitis
Message: W-why?
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3:23pm
To: Toris Laurinaitis
From: Ivan Braginski
Message: Because it has been a long time since we hung out, no?
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3:24pm
To: Ivan Braginski
From: Toris Laurinaitis
Message: I-it hasn't been all that long... And I kinda have some friends over...
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3:25pm
To: Toris Laurinaitis
From: Ivan Braginski
Message: Who? Raivis and Eduard are already over here, and I'm sure they'd be happy if you could join us. ^^
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3:26pm
To: Ivan Braginski
From: Toris Laurinaitis
Message: Oh, right... Of course...
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3:27pm
To: Toris Laurinatis
From: Ivan Braginski
Message: Good! See you soon! :)
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5:30pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: YO HASSELHOFF.
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5:32pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: Was?
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5:33pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message 'Was'? What the hell does that mean? Speak goddamned english! Anyways, just a reminder to keep your greasy potato hands off my brother!
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5:34pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: It means what. And yes, Lovino, I get it. This is the the third time you've sent me this message in the past three days.
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5:35pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: Well you don't seem to be understanding considering I still see you with him!
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5:36pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: Lovino. Please calm down. I'm not doing anything to your brother.
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5:37pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: You better not be! Is he still a virgin?
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5:38pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: W-Whaaaat?
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5:39pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: DAMN IT. I'M TOO LATE.
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5:40pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: WHAT?
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5:41pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: WHY DIDN'T I ASK EARLIER. YOU BASTARD. DID YOU AT LEAST USE PROTECTION? God knows what nasty diseases you germans have...
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5:42pm
To: Lovino Vargas
From: Ludwig Beilschmidt
Message: W-W-What? No! I don't even know what you're talking about!
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5:43pm
To: Ludwig Beilschmidt
From: Lovino Vargas
Message: Damn it... No...
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Welcome to Instant Messenger!
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Sey-baby: why did u break up with roderich? ):
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: he broke up with me.
Sey-baby: what? Why?
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: because... well... were just kinda taking a break ig.
Sey-baby: you guys are always off and on like that... :(
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: yeah I kno...
Sey-baby: did u ask him to do the dirty with gilbert again?
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: what? no, sey! That was like ONCE that I did that.
Sey-baby: still. Oh hold on francis wants in on the convo...
[ Wineandroses has joined the chat ]
Wineandroses: hi ladies. ;)
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: hey france. :(
Wineandroses: why the sad face?
Sey-baby: her and roddy broke up.
Wineandroses: oh no! What happened now?
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: jeez, you guys act like its a daily occurrence!
Wineandroses: no. weekly though...
Sey-baby: it does happen a lot.
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: oh hush. Some friends u guys are.
Wineandroses: don't be sad, beautiful girls like you should never be down. Did you upload more photoshopped pictures of him and vash to the internet?
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: NO! THAT HAPPENED ONCE.
Sey-baby: LOL.
Wineandroses: then what happened?
Sey-baby: they're taking a break.
Wineandroses: that's it? Then don't worry, mon ami, im sure you guys will be back together by tomorrow.
Yaoi_Fangirl1994: UGH. YOU GUYS ARE SMARTASSES.
[ Yaoi_Fangirl1994 has logged off ]
Wineandroses: …. I wasnt trying to be a smart ass...
Sey-baby: yeah. Shes always a little dramatic when her and roderich break up.
Wineandroses: oh... that makes sense.
Sey-baby: yep! Omg its already 7. I have hw to do so I'll see you tomorrow. Love you!
Wineandroses: love you too, mi amor! Kisses!
Sey-baby: kisses. :)
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I don't need to explain any characters here, do I?
GUYS. HELP ME OUT AND GIVE ME SOME PAIRING SUGGESTIONS. Like for Russia, or any of the Asians ('cept Hong Kong and Korea. Hurr.) or... other characters that are single. Yeah?
To all of you guys who said you wanted to see those pictures?
Me too. Me too. ;u;
50 people liked Alfred's changed relationship status. LOL. xD
See you next chapter! And thanks so much, as always, for 130 reviews. I never thought this story would EVER get this popular. You guys are amazing. AMAZING. How much emphasis can I put on that word?
You are more awesome than Prussia.
There we go.
Okay bye. :D
