Title: So, you want a little taste of the Enigma?
Author: NeroAnne
Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff Hardy. Nor do I own the other wrestlers that will appear here.
Summary: This is for all my awesome reviewers! Just pick a guy, any guy! This guy will be paired with Jeff Hardy in a collection of one-shots. Here are the rules. It will be hardcore. It will be Jeff on bottom. It will be yummy and It will be your choice. The first one happens to be my favorite pairing, Matt/Jeff. This is just something I wanted to do for fun, something that I know I'll be able to update everyday.
If you want to do something that goes your way, let me know. Ex: Setting, AU, cross-dress, plot, high-school or WWE, and rating. I'm open to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. But, it HAS to be a GUY.
ZZZZZ
Batista/Jeff
For: Animal Luvr 4 Life
Eyes slowly fluttering open; Dave looked around, his light brown eyes slightly unfocused. Shifting his eyes towards the bed, he noticed someone missing.
"…Jeff?" he murmured softly, waiting or a reply, but receiving none.
Sitting up, Dave tilted his head, hearing the shower run in the bathroom. He smirked, a bit arrogant over what transpired the night before.
-Flashback-
"God!"
Dave smirked, looking down at his lover, "God wouldn't do the things I'm doing to you, baby." He pulled out, making sure to drench Jeff's stomach with his cum. His eyes burned with lust, watching Jeff run his fingers through the hot cum before he trailed those cum-covered fingers into his sweet little mouth.
"Mmm," he purred, his pretty green eyes closing as he sucked on the fingers.
"I'd like to see how you do that when I cover your whole body," Dave breathed, smirking when Jeff's eyes snapped open.
-End Flashback-
"Guess the cum got stuck…" Dave chuckled.
"Fuck yes, it did."
He looked up, his eyes trailing over his lover's wet, sexy body. He watched as the water droplets trailed down from Jeff's blonde hair to his bellybutton. His eyes were stopped from their wandering by the white towel wrapped around Jeff's pretty waist.
"You know…you're just going to get dirty, again." Dave growled. He straightened up, leaning his back against the bed's headboard. Pointing towards his erect dick, he spoke in a smooth voice, "Sit."
Jeff rolled his eyes, "No, babe. I have things to do today." He took a step to his dresser and stopped, whimpering, pressing a hand to his lower back.
Dave tried to hide the smirk. "You okay there, Jeff?"
"Bite me…now I know why you call yourself the Animal." Jeff rubbed his back a bit before looking through his dressers.
"Fine…go out…but I'm picking your clothes." Standing, Dave walked over to the dressers.
Jeff watched in curiosity as Dave pulled out the clothes. "…Hey!" he blushed heavily, "I can not wear that!"
Dave glanced at the clothes, "Why not?"
Jeff flushed, "You know how tight those damn jeans are! It's gonna look like paint against my ass!"
Dave smirked, "And? I'd like to show people that they'll never get to cum in that perfect ass. Wear them." He tossed him the black jeans before grabbing a purple tank top.
Jeff pouted, removing the towel from around his waist. "Fine," he looked around for some boxers, but was stopped once again, by Dave. "What?"
Dave smirked, "Don't wear underwear."
Jeff flushed, "What!?"
Dave smirked, "Wherever you go, you know I'm gonna go. And anywhere we are, they'll be a bathroom. In that bathroom, Imma pull down these jeans, and fuck you."
Jeff closed his eyes, blushing prettily, "Dave…"
Dave merely shushed him with a kiss. "Get dressed, Imma shower."
Jeff pouted but obeyed.
Matt kept his eyes on the big man, wearily noting the way he stared back at him through light shades.
His sweetheart of two years, Evan Bourne, was chatting with Jeff. Both men wee giggling about nothing particular, glancing around the dance club every now and then.
Grasping his Malibu, Dave swallowed some, finally breaking his staring game with Matt to look over at the younger Hardy instead.
Jeff jumped suddenly, feeling Dave's hand slip into the back of his pants. He bit his lower lip, feeling the big hand grab his ass and squeeze.
"…Jeff?"
Licking his lips, Jeff gave Evan a confused look, "H-huh?"
Evan smiled, "I commented on your pants. Very cute."
Jeff didn't have to look at Dave to know that he was smirking.
"O-oh, thanks," Jeff's eyes widened. 'Oh god, he wouldn't…not in front of my brother and his boyfriend!' But he was. Dave had begun to circle Jeff's entrance with his fingers.
Matt's eyes flashed, watching the way Jeff's eyes closed, "What are you-"
"Nothing!" Jeff said quickly. "I have to use the bathroom, please excuse me!" He got up, hissing slightly when Dave's fingers popped out of his ass and he ran like a bat out of hell towards the bathroom.
Dave smirked, before getting up as well.
"And where are you going?" Matt asked, narrowing his eyes at the large man.
Dave smirked, "Use your imagination." He walked calmly towards he bathroom.
Matt cursed in annoyance, "I barely get to see my baby brother any more!" he complained.
Evan smiled, kissing Matt's neck. "Come on, darling. You remember how it was when you and I first got started. Jeff barely ever got to see you either."
Matt smirked, kissing Evan soundly on the lips. Pulling away, "Let's go back to that for a while," he murmured against the younger male's lips.
A soft, sweet moan was his answer.
Jeff let out a squeak when he was roughly pinned against the sink. "Dave!"
Dave smirked, "Ready?"
Jeff blushed but nodded, "I guess…"
Dave unzipped his own pants, pulling his thick cock out. Carefully maneuvering Jeff, he pulled down the younger man's pants. "Are you sure you're ready for me?" rubbing his fingers over Jeff's entrance again, he hissed, "Damn, you're real tight."
Jeff smirked for the first time that day, "Yeah? Think of how tight I'll be around your dick."
And that was all it took.
Dave reacted harshly, pounding his thick cock into the smaller man's entrance. He let out a deep groan, hearing Jeff scream loudly. "Oh, yes," he grunted, moving his hips slightly.
"D-don't, wait…" Jeff whispered softly. It hurt…
Dave sighed, gently kissing Jeff's brow, "Shh, I know…"
He waited for Jeff to make a sound.
"Okay," Jeff whispered a few minutes later. "You can move."
Dave nodded and pulled his hips back, thrusting inside. He licked his lips before kissing Jeff, swallowing the younger man's moans. "Oh, Jeff…"
Jeff felt himself being stretched and he moaned loudly, "Please, a little bit harder."
Dave began to thrust harder, hissing when Jeff's nails sunk beneath his shirt.
Grabbing onto Jeff's cock, Dave jerked it in sync with his massive thrusts.
Jeff let out a breathless moan, feeling himself start to cum, "Oh, Dave…"
Dave grunted, before smirking at Jeff.
Jeff's eyes widened, "Don't you dare!"
Too late.
Dave pulled out quickly, spurting his semen all over Jeff's shirt, some actually reaching up to his cheek.
Jeff sighed, rolling his eyes, "I'm not walking outta here with cum on my shirt."
"Course not," Dave unbuttoned his own shirt, "You're taking mine so everyone can know you're mine."
"You're an asswhole," Jeff murmured.
Dave smirked, "Yes…but I'm your asswhole."
Jeff smiled, kissing he older man sweetly, "That you are."
Dirty Dave.
Haha!
Next is…
THREESOME!
With, Shawn/Jeff/Taker
Oh yeah, baby! XD!
For: LCHime.
To my fans: YOUR APPRECIATION MEANS EVERYTHING!
