"Luffy," Zoro murmured, watching Luffy's hands roam up his chest. He didn't dance, but he stood there dutifully, acting almost as a prop.

"Yeah?" Luffy groaned, his groin pressed against Zoro's as he danced.

"I'm ready to go home." Zoro confessed, leaning into Luffy's ear to be heard over the music.

"You're not having fun, Senpai?" Luffy asked, his lips curving into a frown, his hips rocking to the beat of the music.

"Nah… it's…" Zoro rolled his head from side to side slowly; sweat glistening on his tanned skin. He rested his hands on Luffy's narrow hips, holding him in place. "I'd rather be alone."

"Yeah. We can go home, Senpai." Luffy agreed, nodding his head up and down emphatically.

"Let's get a cab." Zoro suggested, clearing a path through the thick, pulsating crowd. Luffy followed behind him happily, Zoro was hot. Zoro was commanding. And, mostly, Zoro was his. "I didn't think this many people could ever fit in a Shinjuku bar…"

"Uh, Zoro…" Luffy called out, jogging to catch up. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Zoro replied, waving down a taxi.

Luffy opened the door and Zoro climbed in, Luffy sliding in after him. Zoro gave his address to the driver. Luffy covered his mouth with his hand when Zoro began to correct the driver's directional heading. "Ignore him." Luffy snickered.

Zoro stared out the window the entire ride. Luffy was silent as well, watching Zoro's reflection in the glass. He wanted to hold his hand, he wanted to touch him. He noticed the cab driver spying on them in the rearview mirror and he pulled away, staring out his own window in boredom.

Before long they were climbing the stairs toward Zoro's apartment. Zoro unlocked the door and kicked it open. They took off their shoes hastily, leaning against the entryway walls a little drunkenly.

"I'm gonna shower first." Zoro announced, hitching his thumb toward his bedroom.

"That'll take too long." Luffy complained. "I don't care if you're a little sweaty, Senpai."

"I care." Zoro insisted.

"Let's save time and water then, Senpai." Luffy suggested, pulling his shirt over his head.

"Hell no." Zoro refused. "And stop callin' me Senpai. It's weird."

"It's really not." Luffy groaned as the bathroom door slammed closed in his face.

The shower turned on and Luffy pressed his back against the door. "Hey, Zoro…"

"What?"

"Can you hear me?"

"Duh."

Luffy snickered, "I miss you."

Zoro was silent for a moment before responding, "Don't be weird."

"Why'd we leave the club, Sen- Zoro?" Luffy asked, grimacing at his mistake.

"Because…"

"Because you weren't having fun?" Luffy reasoned.

"It was fine." Zoro replied simply.

"Then what?" Luffy pressed.

"I have a physical need, Luffy…" Zoro responded, his voice thick with embarrassment.

Luffy turned the door knob slowly, poking his head into the steamy bathroom. "Hey, Zoro?"

"What?" Zoro asked, peeking over the partition of the shower.

"Can I come in?" Luffy asked, jutting his lip outward.

"No." Zoro refused, dipping back under the showerhead. "I don't know… I don't care… Whatever you wanna do..."

Luffy smiled triumphantly, sneaking across the bathroom. He stripped swiftly, dumping his clothes on the floor. He shuffled across the tile and stepped into the cramped shower. He pressed against the wall, Zoro's skin prickling where they touched. Luffy smiled up at Zoro and Zoro returned the smile before ducking, sending the water spraying into Luffy's face.

Zoro put his hands on Luffy's shoulders, trading spots beneath the water. The water poured over Luffy's head, soaking his hair and cascading down his chest. He blinked, the water falling like pearls from his lashes. He stepped forward, kissing Zoro quickly.

Luffy grabbed the bar soap and twirled it between his hands. He caressed Zoro's skin, smoothing down his muscled arms. He continued, washing every inch of Zoro's neck, arms and chest. Zoro inhaled sharply as Luffy's soapy finger dipped into his belly button.

"That, uh, tickles." Zoro grunted, biting down on his lip.

"Sorry…" Luffy drawled, squeezing Zoro's toned buttocks. He lifted his hands, caressing the small of Zoro's back along the attractive cut of muscle. He dropped one hand, keeping one on Zoro's beautiful ass while the other gently stroked his front.

"I can wash that myself…" Zoro breathed out, his voice raspy.

"Not like I can." Luffy murmured, dropping to his knees. He folded up, his feet curving against the side of the shower. He positioned himself in the cramped space before taking Zoro's stiff cock into his hands. He stroked it gently, slowly, before taking it into his mouth.

"Luffy…" Zoro moaned, pressing his hand against the wall for support.

Luffy sucked firmly, his hands resting on Zoro's thighs. He closed his eyes, his own cock twitching as Zoro touched his face. He continued pleasuring Zoro, pressing his cheek into Zoro's touch. Luffy's hand snaked upward, his finger pressing against Zoro's ass.

Zoro let out a peculiar noise, his fingers snagging in Luffy's hair. "Hey…"

Luffy let Zoro's cock slide from his mouth. He looked up, blinking innocently. "Can I?"

"Can you what?" Zoro asked, his cheeks burning with heat and color.

"Can I make you feel good?" Luffy asked, his finger teasing Zoro's flesh. "If you don't like it, I'll stop."

"Your finger is not going in my ass!" Zoro snapped, pinching Luffy's ears between his fingers.

"Okay… Okay…" Luffy agreed. "Fair enough."

"Okay…" Zoro murmured, relaxing again.

"Turn around, Zoro." Luffy instructed, pushing Zoro until he moved. Luffy repositioned himself, spreading Zoro's legs and pushing him up against the wall of the shower. Luffy smacked his palms against Zoro's perfect ass and smiled.

"What are you…?" Zoro questioned, turning to look at Luffy in confusion.

Luffy kissed Zoro's buttocks sweetly, the sensation shivering all the way down to Zoro's toes. Luffy squeezed Zoro's ass firmly, spreading him apart. Luffy's tongue pressed against his entrance. Zoro's protestations died in his throat. He gripped the wall, an unbearable heat spreading up from his groin and into his cheeks.

Zoro moaned loudly before he could cover his mouth. He bit down on his hand to silence himself. His stomach contracted beautifully, his back muscles rippling in reaction to Luffy's touch. Luffy continued, spurred on by Zoro's inviting noises.

"That's real-ly… dir-ty…" Zoro choked out, his swollen cock leaking between the wall and his stomach.

"Sh'ud u' I 'ov it…" Luffy murmured incoherently.

"Luffy…" Zoro whined, banging his fist against the tiled wall. Luffy knocked his shoulders against Zoro's legs, spreading them further. Zoro dropped his head against the wall, his breath coming out in short pants.

"Mm, Zoro…" Luffy breathed, pulling away from Zoro. "Can I use my fingers now?"

"Damn… it… Lu-ffy…" Zoro groaned. "I guess."

I guess, Luffy nearly laughed out loud. Luffy bit down on his lip, pushing a finger inside of Zoro. Zoro's toes curled, his body tensing unsurely. Luffy caressed Zoro's back affectionately with his free hand, placing kisses on Zoro's ass. He moved his finger deliberately, reaching toward the prostate.

Zoro mewled and a little splash of come dripped down the shower wall. Luffy grunted, his head overwhelmed with desire. He inserted a second finger and splayed them apart, pressing his tongue as deeply inside as he could manage.

"Fuck." Zoro murmured, his chest pressed firmly against the shower wall. His legs began to shake and he started to stroke his own cock.

Luffy spread his fingers gently, lubricating the area with his tongue. Zoro wouldn't last much longer. Luffy removed his fingers and stood, his knees and feet stinging a bit from the cramped positioning. He pressed his chest to Zoro's back and pushed his fingers back inside.

Luffy pumped his fingers in and out of Zoro, planting kisses over every inch of Zoro's broad, beautiful back. Luffy groaned, biting down with impatient desire. He made sure to hit the prostate, delighting in the absolutely overwhelmed noises that Zoro made.

"Luffy…" Zoro gasped, his eyes clamped shut tightly. "Damn it. I'm…"

And then Zoro ejaculated into his hand. He slowed his pace, stroking his cock until the last drops of come leaked from the tip. Luffy removed one finger and then the other. He kissed Zoro's back until Zoro turned around.

Zoro covered Luffy's eyes with his hands, his breath hot on Luffy's face. And then Zoro kissed Luffy. It was a hungry kiss, an insatiable kiss. Zoro gulped for air between kisses, his hands dropping from Luffy's eyes, down his shoulders and to his back. He pulled Luffy's slender frame toward him, his course fingers clinging desperately to the younger man.

"Wash." Zoro said suddenly, searching for the bar of soap. He lathered the bar in his hands quickly, soaping up his groin and then, rather embarrassedly, his ass. He washed Luffy quickly, his large, warm hands rough compared to Luffy's smooth skin.

"Zor-o…" Luffy tried not to whine.

"Yeah?" Zoro asked, finally meeting Luffy's eyes.

"I wanna come too." Luffy explained, gesturing to his dripping erection.

"Yeah." Zoro said with a nod. He nodded again and then just smiled. It was a brilliant smile; honest and naïve. "I don't know what I'm doing though."

"Okay. That's fine." Luffy assured him, kissing his cheek quickly. "What do you wanna do?"

"Whatever you want…" Zoro murmured.

"No. What do you want to do for me?" Luffy insisted.

"I wanna, uh, you know, uh, make you… come…" Zoro stammered, covering his mouth as he spoke as if that somehow made his words less bold.

"Let's get out of the shower first." Luffy suggested. "I thought my legs were gonna fall off while I was doing it."

"Say something then…" Zoro demanded, stepping out of the shower.

"I had more important things occupying my mind…" Luffy replied, turning off the shower. He caught the towel that Zoro tossed him and he towel dried his hair absently before wrapping it around his waist.

Luffy laid on the bed, adjusting the towel a little nervously. Zoro sat down on the bed beside Luffy, licking his lips as he looked Luffy up and down. "You're staring, Zoro."

"Oh? Yeah. Sorry…" Zoro replied. "I didn't notice."

"Come closer." Luffy instructed, smiling as he beckoned Zoro closer.

"Like this?" Zoro asked, leaning over Luffy.

"Closer." Luffy snickered.

"Like this?" Zoro asked, rolling over to the side and planking over Luffy, their bodies mere inches apart.

"Even closer, Senpai." Luffy breathed.

Zoro lowered himself slowly onto Luffy's lap. He straddled him carefully, his thick, muscular legs flexing. "Like this?"

"That's better." Luffy whispered, his heart doing some sort of crazy dance in his chest. Luffy reached between them, adjusting his cock. He stroked himself, his hand brushing against Zoro's thighs.

"I can do it." Zoro barked, unceremoniously peeling Luffy's hand away. He massaged Luffy's cock dutifully, sitting back on Luffy's legs to give his hand more room. Luffy reached up, pinching Zoro's nipples teasingly. Zoro made a face but the flesh reacted, betraying his honest feedback.

"Feels gooood…" Luffy drawled, watching Zoro's hand work up and down his erection.

Zoro nodded, his pace quickening the wetter Luffy's cock became. His lower stomach ached and Zoro closed his eyes. He didn't expect that pleasuring Luffy would affect him so strongly. He loved the way that Luffy looked wasted. He loved the masculine moans that escaped the younger man's lips. He loved the way his thin but developed body flexed and twitched. He loved how Luffy's cock would quiver when they made eye contact.

"Damn it." Luffy groaned, covering his face. "Mmm… Zoro…" Luffy's skin flushed over his entire body. His muscles tightened and his voice grew raspier. He clutched at Zoro, his hand wrapping around Zoro's forearm. And then he orgasmed, his seed exploding over Zoro's hand and spraying across Luffy's chest and stomach.

Zoro squeezed Luffy's cock firmly before releasing him. Curious, he brought his hand to his mouth, his tongue lapping unsurely at the come soiling his fingers. He tasted Luffy. It wasn't a pleasant or unpleasant taste, it was rather warm and salty with just a hint of sweet, but it was surprisingly arousing to swallow.

"Did you just lick that, Zoro?" Luffy asked with wide, enchanted eyes.

"Of course not, dumbass!" Zoro snapped, closing his eyes in shame.

"Awww. Don't be embarrassed, Zoro." Luffy cooed. "I love all the weird things you do."

"What?! Weird? Excuse me?!" Zoro panicked. "You're the one… You… Why… I… You little shit… You're…"

"I was only teasing, Senpai." Luffy promised, sitting up to kiss Zoro.

"Yeah. Well. Be quiet." Zoro said simply, his lip curved into a resistant pout.

"I love you, Zoro." Luffy confessed, letting his head rest against Zoro's chest.

"Yeah." Zoro murmured, sliding off of Luffy's lap and collapsing onto the bed beside him. "Thanks…"

"You're welcome." Luffy laughed, covering his face with his arm.

"Do, uh, you wanna spend the night?" Zoro asked unsurely.

"I'd love to, but I can't." Luffy breathed out, sitting up. He rolled to the side, pressing kisses all over Zoro's face. "You're beautiful. I had fun. I hope to do it again."

"Yeah, uh, sure…" Zoro said, disappointment heavy in his voice.

"Night, Senpai." Luffy said, gathering up his clothes. He wiped himself off with his towel before tossing it into the hamper. He pulled on his underwear and pants, tossing his shirt over his arm. "Email me."

"Will I see you tomorrow?" Zoro questioned expectantly.

"Do you want to?" Luffy asked with a smile.

"I just need to know. I don't usually have dinner for two since I live alone." Zoro explained.

"Well, I don't want to inconvenience you…" Luffy drawled.

"Fine. Asshole. Come over tomorrow." Zoro snapped.

"See ya tomorrow, Senpai." Luffy murmured happily, stealing one last kiss from Zoro.

"Yeah." Zoro nodded, sinking into the bed as Luffy left the bedroom.

"Hey, Zoro!" Luffy shouted across the apartment. "Get up. It's not like I have a key! You'll need to lock the door when I leave."

"Yeah. Got it." Zoro called out, taking a deep breath before standing up.


"Hey, Franky…" Zoro spoke up, scraping cement off his leveling tool.

"Yeah?" Franky looked up, squinting in the late morning sun.

"Does Robin ever sleep over?" Zoro asked, hating himself for even bothering to ask such an unimportant question.

"Uh, yeah, brother." Franky nodded, wiping the sweat from his forehead. "Six times… And once at her place…"

"Cool." Zoro replied simply, returning his attention to work.

"Does, uh, Luffy sleep over?" Franky asked.

"Well…" Zoro paused, flexing his sore back as he stood. "Not since he decided we were…. Well, whatever it was he decided…"

"Oh, yeah?" Franky narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

"He comes over every weekend. Friday: he stays late and then leaves. He comes over after lunch on Saturdays and stays late again. He leaves and returns early on Sunday morning…" Zoro explained, licking his lips.

"Hmmm… I don't know, brother." Franky admitted. "I mean it's obvious he's crazy about you… So I really don't know…"

"Don't…" Zoro began to chastise but stopped himself.

"Have you asked him to stay? Maybe he doesn't want to impose…" Franky suggested.

"I have asked." Zoro snapped, folding his arms over his chest. "More than once."

"Maybe he snores or something really annoying…" Franky suggested.

"What? That's stupid. I mean, come on… We used to share a single futon about five nights a week when we were in high school." Zoro explained. "We've already slept beside each other lots of times."

"Just an FYI, brother," Franky murmured, leaning in closely. "That's hella gay. Straight boys don't just share a futon with their mates."

"Shut up!" Zoro growled. "Forget it."

"No, no. Now I'm curious. I wanna help you out…" Franky insisted. "Robin usually spends the night when our activities are exceptionally vigorous. If ya know what I mean…" Franky wriggled his thin eyebrows. "Are ya satisfyin' yer partner, brother?"

"Fuck off." Zoro replied dryly, stepping away from Franky with a scowl.

"Don't be like that. I thought we were bonding…" Franky pouted.

"Like hell I'd ever bond with you…" Zoro hissed.

"You know, I could always go directly to the source." Franky suggested.

"What do you mean?" Zoro asked, casting Franky a sideways glance.

"Robin, brother, Ro-b-i-n…" Franky drawled. "They talk. It's actually kinda gross. That kid probably knows way too much about me."

"I don't need that woman in my business…" Zoro replied.

"Oh, please…" Franky laughed. "Trust me. She knows everything already."

"But you can't just tell her that I want to know… that…" Zoro shook his head unsurely. "I'm not that desperate. That's like spying."

"Nah, brother. It's like gathering intel." Franky assured him. "I'll just casually mention the subject to her and fish for clues. I don't even have to come right out and say it. If they've talked about it, she'll know…" Franky nodded his head decisively. "And if she doesn't know, that long-nose fellow does. I'm sure we can get him to tell us everything after a few beers…"

"You can't bring me up." Zoro demanded. "Like at all."

"Got it." Franky agreed with a nod.

"Conversation tabled." Zoro said stiffly.

"Oh, God, brother…" Franky groaned. "You're too much."

"I don't have anything else to add." Zoro defended with a shrug.

"So then, tell me what you're thinking…" Franky urged. "Is the sex good? Would you spend the night if the roles were reversed?"

"What do you mean if the roles were reversed?!" Zoro blurted, his cheeks stained.

Franky was stunned silent for a few seconds, his mouth pinched closed. "Wait a minute… I'm confused…"

"You're not confused." Zoro argued. "Just shut up."

"Zoro," Franky began cautiously. "I've heard some stories about Luffy… and… well with your comment, I'm thinking that…"

"That woman told you stories about Luffy?" Zoro asked, narrowing his eyes.

"Well, yeah…" Franky confirmed with a shrug. He saw the color stain Zoro's ears and he prepared for the other man to start berating him in anger.

"Like what kind of stories?" Zoro asked unexpectedly.

"Have you and Luffy fucked yet?" Franky asked flat out.

"No." Zoro admitted.

"Damn, well, maybe that's your problem…" Franky suggested.

"No…" Zoro shook his head in refusal. "That's not it."

"What're you waiting for anyway, brother?" Franky pressed. "You're 23 years old…"

"I'm entirely uncomfortable with the direction this conversation has taken." Zoro admitted.

"Yeah, okay, my bad." Franky groaned. "I'll talk to Robin and see what she knows. That's the best I can do for now, brother."

"I don't think she'll know." Zoro said simply. "I don't think he tells her stuff like that. If anyone knows, it's Usopp."

"Oh, man. They talk. I promise. I promise." Franky insisted.

Zoro nodded wordlessly. He had a very strong feeling that Luffy didn't really discuss the bumps in Luffy and Zoro's relationship with her. He wasn't sure why, and hell, he could be wrong, but he figured that Usopp was the only person who knew both sides of Luffy, the whole Luffy. Zoro swallowed thickly, he wasn't that person and he never was. Luffy held part of himself back for so long.

"You okay?" Franky asked.

"Yeah. I was just thinking." Zoro replied.

Franky laughed, waving his hands around in a halting gesture, "Well stop. Damn. It looks painful!"


"Ooooooh pretty." Nami squealed, her eyes wide. She played with the jewel in the center of the brassiere, it jingled pleasantly. "Looks expensive!"

"Why am I in here?" Usopp asked looking from Robin to Nami in confusion. "Let me out…"

"And this one is obviously for you, Luffy." Robin said, handing Luffy a completely terrifying-looking item. Usopp croaked in fear, covering his eyes.

"What the hell was that?" Usopp groaned.

"It's a, uh," Luffy began, turning the item over and over in his hands.

"Watch the video and you'll find out." Robin said with a smile.

"Hell no! That looks like abuse!" Usopp refused flatly. "I won't let you use that Luffy! As your friend, it's my duty to draw the line…"

"Oh, wait, I think I get it…" Luffy blurted, laughing at his own stupidity. "This piece goes inside my penis, right? And this hooks over the balls? I get it… I mean, I ain't usin' it, but I get it…"

"Luffy!" Usopp shouted, standing up. "Excuse me, ladies. I think I have –I didn't need to know a penis could do that-itis. I must retreat to my bedroom. The living room is no longer safe."

"We're done." Robin said, showing Usopp the emptied box. "Luffy, is there something in there you will use?"

"Yeah." Luffy breathed out, grinning from ear to ear. "I'm totally going to use these clampy things." Luffy sorted through his pile thoughtfully. "And definitely this fancy lotion." Luffy bit down on his lip, his eyes blinking slowly. "And probably this fleshlight too."

"Great." Robin nodded. "I hope you enjoy them." She turned to look at Nami. "And what about you?"

"I could totally work with this outfit." Nami replied. "It'll be like being an Arabian princess…"

"Excuse me…" Usopp groaned, trying to step around the cluttered and body-filled floor. "Pardon…" Usopp balanced precariously mid-step. "Usopp comin' through…"

"You know, Usopp," Robin announced. "We could always use a straight man's perspective on these products. Any time you want to earn a little extra cash, my blog could use a guy like you."

"No thanks." Usopp refused, hopping through the living room.

"Awww, come on, Usopp." Luffy urged. "Free stuff!"

"Free stuff is only cool if you were gonna buy it anyway…" Usopp pointed out, finally making it to the clear side of the apartment. He jumped triumphantly before disappearing into his bedroom. "Good luck, Luffy! I'm sorry I'm not stronger!"

"He's so strange." Nami murmured, shaking her head.

"Nah. He's great." Luffy said simply, crossing his legs underneath him.

"You say that a lot." Robin realized, eyeing Luffy.

"Don't worry, Robin." Luffy replied. "I know better than to fall in love with straight boys." Luffy smiled. "Usopp's just my friend. But like my best friend. Like a friend that I would take care of forever if both his arms fell off…"

"That's… sweet." Nami said with a laugh.

"We really need to find him somebody." Robin decided. "He's not bad looking. And from what you've said he has a nice dick."

"Nah. We just need to leave him alone." Luffy explained gently. "He's so smart and funny. I think he'd do a better job of picking then we ever could…"

"Which brings the attention to us, Nami, anything to report?" Robin asked, taking a sip of wine.

"We've gone on two casual and one date-date." Nami replied. "And yeah, there's no touching allowed. He can be a gentleman when he tries. He's sorta charming…"

"Good for you." Robin encouraged. Both women turned then to look at Luffy. "And you?"

"We're making good leeway on my ten year plan." Luffy replied with a silly grin.

"Oh, come on…" Robin urged. "We've spent years listening to the Tales of Zoro-senpai. You owe us a little more of an update…"

"He's gonna be mine." Luffy said simply. "He's totally into me."

"Not like I really care, but have you two…?" Nami questioned, hesitant but curious.

"No." Luffy replied, shaking his head slowly.

"Well, there's no rush." Robin said. "Take your time."

"It's different when it's someone you really like." Luffy admitted.

"Oh?" Robin asked, her eyes narrowing thoughtfully. "How so?"

Luffy shrugged, a laugh escaping his lips. "Who knows?"

"Okay, so you haven't done it yet…" Robin reasoned. "But you go over all the time and stay out very, very late… What are you doing?"

"I'm reminding him of how much he adored me." Luffy said, crinkling his nose. "It's hard work. It makes me hungry. So then he has to make me dinner…"

"You read too much BL manga!" Usopp shouted from his bedroom.

"Nuh uh, Usopp!" Luffy shouted back. "If anyone reads too much it's Zoro. I swear to God he wants us both to take showers before we even hold hands!"

"What?" Robin laughed.

"He works construction." Nami pointed out. "He has to shower first."

"I keep telling you, Luffy…" Usopp continued. "Pump the brakes and have another heart to heart!"

"And I told you, U-sopp!" Luffy yelled back. "That is a bad idea! He's not good with words and emotions and stuff…"

Usopp popped his head into the living room, the dark skin of his shoulders and chest exposed. "Okay. Then what's your plan, huh? See what these ladies think… If they think it's a good plan, I'll leave it alone for now…"

Robin and Nami turned immediately to inspect Luffy. Luffy groaned, scratching his chin. He shrugged his shoulders and smiled guiltily. Robin smiled indulgently, "Do tell. What's your plan, Luffy?"

"My theory is this…" Luffy began. "He's crazy about me."

"Okay…?" Nami shook her head skeptically.

"He's so crazy about me he doesn't really know what to do… I mean, he's…" Luffy sighed, frustrated that he couldn't explain himself. "I'm just gonna make myself fun and available until he figures it out. That's the plan."

"There's nothing wrong with fun and available." Robin replied.

"If I get too intense I'll scare him off." Luffy continued, scratching the back of his head.

"I think you're right." Nami agreed.

"What? Laaadies!" Usopp protested. "How can you say that?! That's a terrible plan!"

"It's the 21st century." Robin debated. "This is the societal norm. Especially for two men who can't legally marry…"

"So Luffy confesses and Zoro turns him down, but Luffy's still supposed to be Mr. Fun-and-Available?" Usopp shook his head. "Listen, Luf, what is he losing? What part of this arrangement is painful for him?"

"Stop." Luffy barked, eyeing Usopp.

""Yeah, I'll stop…" Usopp agreed irritably. "And when everything turns to shit, I won't even say I told ya so."