They immediately faced towards the bed with blushes on their faces as Brick smirked back at them as he spoke;

"I never would have thought the day where both female red leaders would fantasize out loud about dating me. And then agree to both do it at the same time. Heh, I'm speechless."

The reaction was immediate. Blossom and Berserk immediately lunged at him and wrapped him in giant hugs. Brick hissed in pain as he whispered out;

"Stab wounds, watch the wounds!"

Both girls grinned before they both kissed his cheek as Berserk spoke;

"Face it ball cap, you just hit the jackpot."

Brick said nothing, although an eyebrow was raised. Berserk decided to tease him;

"What's wrong Brick, nervous?"

He said nothing, deciding to change the subject as he spoke;

"What happened? Where am I?"

Berserk smiled as she spoke;

"You got shot in the chest. You were in a coma for 3 weeks."

Brick said nothing, although he thought to himself for a moment before he spoke;

"What happened to the guy who shot me?"

At the mention of the man responsible for this, scowls fell on both girls faces as Blossom spoke;

"As soon as he shot you, Butch lost all restraint and killed him. Boomer grabbed you and flew here as fast as he could. You almost died. You're lucky to be alive."

Brick said nothing, although he was grateful for his brothers. He spoke;

"Uh…thanks."

Both girls raised eyebrows with a smirk on their faces as Brick scowled and spoke;

"Hey, I already said the blasted word once! Leave me alone!"

Blossom began to giggle as Berserk shook her head and spoke;

"So, how much did you hear exactly? Ya know, about the sharing you thing?"

Brick smirked as he spoke;

"I knew you 2 liked me. I knew from right when the bathroom door 'magically' unlocked and opened for you girls to see me in a towel."

Blossom and Berserk immediately turned scarlet before Berserk quickly put two and two together.

"You sly asshole, you purposely opened the door that night! You wanted us to see you like that! You wanted to torture us."

Blossom smiled as she spoke;

"You're such an ass."

Brick grinned as he spoke;

"Ok, so I might have opened the door a teeny tiny bit, but it was Berserk who tried to get a 2nd look."

Blossom smirked as Berserk flushed and spoke;

"Shut up ball cap!"

Brick smirked before spoke;

"Hey, like I said that night girls, if ya wanna see me naked, all ya need to do is ask."

Berserk grinned a perverted grin as she spoke;

"Well….now we're asking."

Brick immediately turned scarlet as Butch and Boomer walked into the room and Boomer spoke;

"What's all the commotion about….WAIT BRICK!"

Butch and Boomer flashed towards the bed and Brick grinned as he spoke;

"What up guys?"

Butch fist bumped his brother while Boomer let out a cheer as he spoke;

"Yeah! I KNEW nothing could keep ya down!"

Brick smirked as he spoke;

"If I died Boom, Nobody would be able to keep you two dolts in line. You need me to function."

Butch smirked as he spoke;

"Well let's be honest here, if you died; there wouldn't be anybody to stop Bubbles and Brat from practically raping Boomer. Hell I think it's funny as fuck."

Brick started to snicker as Boomer's smile immediately turned into a smirk as he spoke;

"Ya know Brick, we should probably celebrate you're return. Get a ton of bottles of soda. Oh wait, we should probably read the labels first, lest we want a repeat of last time."

Brick's snickering evolved into full out laughter as Butch immediately developed a blush on his face as he spoke;

"That's Not Fair! Don't use that against me Boomer! How could I have possibly known what that truly was?"

Berserk and Blossom blinked before Blossom spoke;

"Wait, what's so funny."

Boomer was about to speak when Brick cut him off;

"Don't say anything Boom, wait the other girls. This is something there gonna want to hear."

Boomer began to laugh as Butch's face turned sheet white as he cried out;

"Don't you Fucking dare Boomer! Or I'll tell everyone about the famous Dr. Sprite-Nog!"

Boomer immediately stopped laughing as Brick smirked and spoke;

"Oh, that's another story that needs to be told!"

Boomer groaned before Mojo, Bubbles, Buttercup, Brat and Brute walked in. They saw Brick and cheered as Buttercup grinned as she spoke;

"Told ya he'd be fine Butch."

Mojo smiled as he spoke;

"How are you doing Brick?"

Brick grinned as he spoke;

"Nothin Much, just about to tell a story about Butch and the "Soda" incident."

Mojo groaned as Butch's eyes widened in horror before he spoke;

"Brick, open your mouth and I will knock your ass back into a coma!"

Brick ignored him as he told the story;

FLASHBACK

Butch was thirsty. He was training all day, and needed something to drink, so he opened up the fridge and grinned as he saw a six pack of soda.

"All Right, Sweet! Just what I was hoping for!" He exclaimed happily as he grabbed a bottle and shut the fridge.

Unfortunately, due to exhaustion, he didn't bother to read the label on the bottle. If he had, he would have noticed the bold letters, Bud Light.

AN HOUR LATER

Mojo Jojo entered the living room from his garage, needing a bottle of water to rehydrate himself, when he saw Butch sitting at the table, giggling childishly with 6 empty bottles surrounding him. Mojo blinked before he spoke;

"Butch my child, are you ok?"

Butch grinned a toothy smile at Mojo as he slurred his speech;

"Never fuckin better. Did anyone tell ya that ya look like a talkin monkey? No, they should have. Man that soda fuckin rocked!"

Mojo blinked before he stormed over to his son and picked up one of the 'Soda Bottles' and read the label, his eyes widening in shock as he screamed out;

"Butch that's not soda it's beer!"

Brick and Boomer heard the commotion and walked downstairs and saw what was going on. Brick started to snicker as he spoke;

"Did he just drink what I think he did?"

Mojo groaned before he nodded and Boomer started to laugh hysterically. The drunk Rowdyruff blinked before he grinned as his speech slurred even more as he spoke;

"Whatever man! I feel free as a bird. I'm a peacock, Ya gotta let me fly!"

It was then that Butch leapt from his chair, spread his arms out in a flying motion…and fell flat on his face. Brick and Boomer's hysterical laughter rang out in the background as Butch crawled to his feet, looked at Mojo with a drunken smile and spoke;

"Dude, you are a HOT monkey!"

It was then that Butch threw up all over Mojo's shoes.

END FLASHBACK

Everyone, minus Butch and Mojo were laughing hysterically. Buttercup had tears in her eyes as she spoke through her laughter;

"Holy Jesus, the peacock thing was fucking awesome!"

Butch growled as he spoke;

"Hey, it's nowhere near as bad as Boomer's Dr. Sprite-Nog story!"

Boomer immediately stopped laughing as he spoke with his eyes wide in terror.

"Butch, don't do it man! I didn't say anything!"

Butch growled before he spoke;

"It was literally last month at Thanksgiving. Boomer, the pure genius that he is, thought it would be smart to mix Dr. Pepper with Sprite and Egg-Nog and then drink it. Literally 2 seconds later, he projectile vomited across the room."

Everyone started laughing even harder than before, Buttercup spoke;

"Ok, so what embarrassing story does Brick have?"

Brick smirked as he spoke;

"None, because unlike those 2 dolts, I'm actually smart."

Boomer thought about it and spoke;

"Actually, he's right. I don't recall any embarrassing stories happening to him."

Brick smirked as he spoke;

"Sorry kiddies, maybe some other time."

Blossom shook her head as she spoke;

"We'll find something eventually."

Brick looked up at Mojo and spoke;

"So…can I leave yet? I'm getting bored and all this white is hard on the eyes."

Mojo chuckled as he spoke;

"Thanks to the chemical X in your system, you should be all good to go. The wounds would take a few more days to heal, but yes you can leave."

Brick grinned as he spoke;

"Ok, I'll get changed and I'll meet you lot outside."

They nodded as they turned to leave except for Blossom and Berserk. Berserk spoke;

"Seriously though Brick, you want to date both of us?"

Blossom looked at him, waiting for his answer. Brick thought to himself before he spoke;

"Sure. It's up to you two. I understand that you don't really get along. So whatever you two are comfortable with."

Berserk immediate shot towards Brick before full out kissing him on the lips. Brick's eyes widened in shock before he grabbed her shoulders and lightly removed her from him. He saw Blossom, looking down, before he did the 'come here' motion with his hands. She flew towards him, and he kissed her. He then pulled away and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, while he wrapped the other one around Berserks. He spoke;

"This is the start of a beautiful relationship girls."

Blossom and Berserk grinned before they left so Brick could change.