A/N
A big fatassed KUDOS to QuintanaNuffSaid for guessing it first.
I thought I was a bit sneakier with the clue,LoL
Oh Shit part 9
The first thing Rachel did on monday morning was to get her phone to make a few calls,Well not the first thing.
The first thing she did when she rolled over and bumped into a naked Santana Lopez was crawl all over the sleeping girl.
45 minutes later
Rachel not needing her elliptical this morning :-), got her phone to make 2 important calls while telling San to call Quinn and tell her to stay home from school today.
When Santana asked why, Rachel told her it was very important that Quinn was not at school today and she would explain it all on the way.
As Brittany was never really mean to anyone,it was OK for her to go, but under no circumstance was Quinn to be there today.
Rachel called Noah and asked him to get Finn and take a skip day today,Do whatever you need to Noah just don't let Finn go to school today and you need to stay away as well,just to be safe you need to gather up you're baby-momma and bring her with the two of you.
Puck knew Rachel was serious when she told him to get ahold of Tia and tell her to put the GIRLZ on alert for trouble today. (just in case).
After explaining on the way to school what was most likely going to happen today Rachel kissed Santana once before jumping out of the car and running into school to find Sue and warn her to keep Becky in her office for a couple of hours this morning.
Looking at Rachel with her hand still grasping tightly to her head cheerleaders, Sue just laughed saying, I thought the shiverings on my web sounded like you the other night.
Rachel grinned and said,I'm going to have to keep Santana with me,so do you think you can get by without her for a day?
Sue smiled her crooked smile and replied,One day, I want this done today.
Football practice is second period so I have a good feeling it will be over in less than a day.
Rachel said, as she led Santana out of the office.
It was 12 minutes after 9am when Azimio Adams and David Karofski made the biggest mistake of their lives,the other 14 boys on the practice field were just as stupid but I don't know (or really care) what all their names are,suffice it to say that this is the day coach Beiste decided that there would be no football this year at McKinley High.
Jacob Ben Israel walked out onto the field towards the jocks with one thought on his mind...FREEDOM.
He was free from the debt of honor he owed to Rachel and for the first time in 6 long assed years he didnt have to be the nerdy little Jewboy that let the jocks and the Cheerios make fun of him and treat him like shit...FREEDOM.
He was free to be his own man now,No more hiding in the AV room ,No more ducking slushies,No more fake stalking his godess..FREEDOM.
With Rachel's last words of "Don't hurt them too badly" on his mind and that nasty fucking afro gone,J.B.I. walked on the field wearing jeans a tank a beanie and a grin...FREEDOM.
Az got out HEY JE...before Jacob hit him in the chest with both hands and slammed him into the goalpost,cracking his helmet and knocking his ass out cold,as he was slumping to the ground the mossad trained assasin ran towards Karofski,and punched him right in the cup,As Dave fell to his knees,the sound of the cup breaking with a sickening snap, Jacob kicked him on the side of his helmet literally knocking the now unconsious jock a good 10 feet to the side...FREEDOM.
After a second or two of stunned silence the whole team roared and headed towards Jacob.
Gearing up to end his worthless ass,running full tilt,screaming at the top of their lungs they reached the pasty faced little rat bastard..
Jacob Ben Israel tore through them like a lawn-mower through a bed of roses..laughing his head off as he put down one after the other in a dance of destruction...FREEDOM.
When it was over there was not one jock on his feet.
J.B. looked to the stands to see Rachel and Santana sitting on the risers surrounded by the GLEE club and every nerd,dweeb,shy person and geek in the school looking on in totall shock at what they had just seen.
Rachel stood up and blowing J.B. a kiss,bowed to him.
Jacob blushed just a hair from the praise of the Diva and as he returned her bow with a salute, the stands broke out in a scream of joy ,all running down to congratulate the new hero of this fucking dump for finally doing what they had been unable or just plain afraid to do.
As the crowd reached him all Jacob Ben Israel could think was...FREEEEDOOOMMMM!.
Rachel led Santana off the field, waiting for the shock of what the Latina had just seen to wear off before she told her what she, as well as Noah and Finn were going to have to do to get and stay off of Jacobs hit list,I'll talk to him first but all four of you are going to have to apologise for the mistreatment of the last few years,and you're going to have to mean it,because his lie detector is allmost as good as mine and if he sees any of you being fake or insincere in you're apology he's going to be pissed and more than likely he'll kick you're ass as well...And I WILL NOT STOP HIM. so you really need to mean it.
Santana had treated the boy like shit but had never personally hit or slushied him, and now that she knew the Rachel stalking thing was an act, she had no problem with the AV geek, but she knew of at least two occasions that Quinn had slushied him and shoved him into a locker,Puck was gonna take a whipping there was no way around that, he had been mean to Jacob for as long as he's known him,Finn was actually on a sort of friendly, nodding in the halls type of basis with the Jew so Santana was not really sure how that would turn out.
Then having a thought,Santana let out a bark of laughter,causing Rachel to look at her curiously with a question in her eyes.
Do you know how many Cheerios are gonna try to nail that boy down now?Santana said.
Rachel just looked at her for a second then doubled over in laughter saying OH GOD that is FUNNY the whole squad is going to be chasing him like dogs in heat hahahahaha.
Santana laughing said ,You mean Bitches in heat.
It took untill 7nth period before Rachel could finally get a moment with Jacob,she thought it was funny how one day he was considered the very bottom of the pole and completely untouchable and then after just one ass beating (OK, one extremely well recorded and now U-Tube posted ass beating) Jacob was now THE man to get.
Every Cheerio in the school were following him around trying to get their claws into him.
You love it,Rachel said.
I do,I really do but you know very well that It's all fake,not a one of these girls would even look at me yesterday exept to sneer at me.
And I'm not sure if I like this new found popularity,I can't believe I'm saying this but after six years of putting on an act. I dont remember what beeing J.B. feels like anymore,J.B. said sadly.
Felling partially responsible Rachel kissed The boy(man?) on his cheek saying I am sorry for putting you through this,At first I thought it was funny how you decided to pay you're debt but for the last three years now I've been telling you to just knock a few heads but noooo you just had to let them treat you that way just to prove a point to me.
I know,It's just that I actually started to enjoy the fact that by acting like a totall dweeb I could dissaper from the scene for entire days and no one would think twice about invisable is like a drug,one I'm not sure I want to give up. Jacob replied.
So does this mean my shadow is gone now? Rachel asked Jacob with a grin.
ha,For a while at least,I dont think it would look good,me shadowing you while being shadowed by a bevy being followed by said bevy's boyfriends.
You know I will allways worship the ground you walk on,but for a little while at least I think it would be best if you got another to watch you're six.J.B.I.said with a small smile.
At this Santana stepped up saying,I know I've treated you like shit, but now that I know you were Rachel's own Secret Service I would like to apologise for my actions,but in my defense you put on one hell of an act.
HeeHee Come on San it's time for GLEE,Jacob when you get all you're ducks in a row we will get together at the house for lunch and talk,Daddy misses his chess game with you he says Dad just is'nt a challenge and it's been over a month since you've stopped by.
Rachel said as she crooked her arm into Santana's and led her off.
Yes Rachel,Jacob said with a wistfull voice as the one true love of his life walked away from him.
As soon as Rachel and Santana started walking away, 5 Cheerleaders,2 skanks and 4 nerd girls pounced on the self proclaimed
King Of The Nerds like he was a doughnut in a cop-shop.
Glancing back and winking at Jacob,Rachel smiled,laughing softly she nudged Santana to look saying,I don't think he's going to miss his old self to much.
A/N 2
That was my tribute to Jacob Ben Israel,who the show treats like shit...Shalome Jacob.
A/N 3
This chapter was just self gratification,100% filler I know but it still just pisses me off how badly they treat him.
No more filler now..It's R&S forever.
cookie if you find the purposfull inconsistancy
