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NOTE: These don't take place in any sort of order, nor do they even happen in the story, but some do. If they do, there will be a little note in front of them in italics. Mostly, these are little pieces that we've thought up that A) didn't fit, B) the characters were out of character (but funnily so), C) were complete and utter crack or D) were so randomly random with all sorts of randomness. I hope you enjoy the first of a few (?) OMAKE THEATRES!

I posted this up because I felt so bad that I've been out of the mood to write at all (it's a good thing I wrote this at the beginning of February). I'm struggling through chapter nine at the moment...and sooner rather than later the posting will pick up a little, mostly because I'll have to write the chapters in our notebooks...a sign of the end!! WOOT

DISCLAIMER: We (Kreative and I) do not own Kaoru and Hikaru, but we do own these little crack-isodes.

BONUS CHAPTER: OMAKE THEATRE

Taking place during Chapter Eight (between the girls getting dressed and hanging spoons off of their noses):

Katie fumbled around with the shiny and somewhat expensive piece of machinery in her hands. It had been left all by its lonesome on the dining room table, so why not play with it? No one was around really. Hikaru had gone back to sleep because of his hangover and Dez had left with Kaoru to buy a few things they needed for meals the next day.

She held down the small button on the top and it chimed, turning on. She pressed a small green button with the 'play' symbol on it to view the pictures Dez had already taken, but the card was blank. 'Dammit, Dez took her memory card out of her camera! Now I can't delete those embarrassing pictures she took of me yesterday morning!'

Hikaru shuffled in, shirtless and rubbing his eye. "Why are you playing with Dez's camera?" He pulled a chair out and plopped onto it, putting his feet up onto a spare chair near by. He had circles under his eyes, but he didn't move his gaze from the guilty girl with the camera.

"I was just wondering what the noise was...remember when she took all those pictures yesterday?" Katie blushed a little and looked at the camera once again. "I was wondering how she made such weird noises."

"What weird noises?" Hikaru looked puzzled. He had slept through the entire thing. He remembered the camera part in general, but he hadn't heard Dez taking pictures.

"Well, let's experiment." Katie lifted the camera and took a picture of Hikaru. It wasn't a normal click that sounded, but a quack, as if from a duck. Katie nearly dropped the camera, laughing.

"How did she do that?" Hikaru stared at the object in Katie's hands. He was wide-eyed...until his brain started working a the possibilities. He held his hand out and took the camera from Katie and started to tinker with it, until he found out what he needed. "Do you know the password for Dez's craptop?"

"Yeah...why?" Katie looked puzzled. Dez gave her an account to use whenever she wanted, and if had all of the same information that Dez's did, except for her banking folders.

"There's a program I'd like to use really quickly." Hikaru grabbed the craptop from where it sat in the table and turned it on, waiting for it to boot up. Only ten minutes later he was done and he was helping Katie hide her guilty looking face by teaching her how to play a game on his PSP. They were picture perfect for when Dez and Kaoru came back. 'I wonder how long,' Hikaru thought to himself, 'it'll take Dez to find out that her camera doesn't quack...but shouts 'cheap bitch'!'

A/N: I have a sound effect on my cell phone so it quacks when I take a picture. It's so funny. I thought it would be interesting if Dez hacked her own camera so it would make that noise as well...but now she'll have a surprise! =D How she reacts to it? I'll leave that up to you. If you want to message me through FF(dot)net to tell me your idea, then please do!