*Disclaimer* I do not own Twilight, or the characters associated with it.

Meet the family

Jess stared out the window at our house.

"Wow." She looked flabbergasted at the size and number of windows. I understood. I had been amazed too, the first time I saw it. Heck, I still felt awed by how pretty it was, and how is seemed to fit in with the trees.

We climbed out of the car, Alice grabbing my hand, while I grabbed Jess's. She seemed surprised by the contact, but pleased. Almost like it made us closer friends or something. I smiled and led her through our front door.

All the guys were sprawled throughout the living room, watching football, the American kind, on T.V. Everyone turned to look at their respective mates. I realized, as Jake ate me up with his eyes, that I was now included in that group. Daddy was sitting next to Jake. Daddy's eyes darkened momentarily, and reached over, pushing Jacob to the floor, hard enough that it hurt, but not enough to break any of his bones.

Jake landed with a loud thump that reverberated throughout the house, causing everyone to laugh. Jess looked mildly shocked by the rough housing, but I knew that was nothing compared to how it would have gone down if Jess hadn't been there. Momma rolled her eyes and walked over to Jake before I could, Helped him up, then plopped herself in Daddy's lap. Jess's mouth hung open as she watched Momma and Daddy flirt.

"You shouldn't hurt your little sister'd boyfriend, and my best guy friend. We could both take revenge on you in so many ways." The way Momma said it, it was clear that she was talking about sexual torment she would give. She ran her hands down his face, hers filled with love. She was probably pushing aside her shield and sharing her thoughts with him.

Just like that, things spun out of control for them. My parents were making out, in the living room, in front of my new friend, like the teenagers they appeared to be. Momma turned to straddle his waist, and Daddy stood up, taking her with him. He walked them up the stairs, his lips traveling from hers to taste other parts of her skin. Momma waved goodbye at us over Daddy's shoulder and winked at a still flabberghasted Jessica.

Emmett groaned. "So easy, yet so off limits." He mumbled low enough that Jess couldn't hear and understand. He had lost a bet with Momma, so he couldn't make jokes about her and Daddy's sex life.

"Jess? This is the rest of my family." I pointed to them as I said their names. "Carlisle, Esme, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett." Jess smiled and waved at all of them. By now all of the women were sitting with their husbands.

"Are you hungry, dear?" Esme asked Jess. "You can grab a snack until dinner is ready." She smiled at us from her place next to Carlisle. I looked at Jess.

"I could eat something," I tell her, because I am hungry. I'll I'd eaten for lunch was a burger patty and a spitty piece of pizza.

"You should have eaten more lunch." Alice shakes her head as though disapproving. I grab Jessica's hand and pull her over to the couch and sit her down between Alice and me. I want her to feel comfortable, but I also wanted her to feel included.

"You know that Jake didn't share like he was suppose to." I glared at the man in question. That man, that smoking hot man with the ripped abs and awesome muscle definition, just gave me a doggy smile.

"I told you I would buy you food. Or, you could have gotten brave and bought your own food." Jess laughed, and I looked at her in question.

"I was just imagining you, being like Oliver Twist. Please sir, can I have some more." I laughed with her. That would be funny. Just then, I hear a ding, and Jacob gets up, heads to the kitchen, and comes back with 3 meat lover pizza's on pans. He sets them down on the table and I reach for a piece automatically, but he stops my hand. I look at him.

"You want some of my pizza, give me a kiss." He gives me that stupid doggy grin again. "Come on, Edward and Bella are playing. No one to make yuck sounds and toss me to the floor." I purse my lips, thinking. Jacob takes advantage of the unintended act and plants his lips on mine. I feeze, and sigh, closing my eyes, giving in to the pleasure of the kiss.

As soon as I do, Jake is ripped away from me. I open my eyes to see him sprawled on the floor for the second time since I came home.

"It's my job as awesome "big brother" to take Edwards place in throwing Jacob to the floor." Emmett winks at Jess as he goes back to his arm chair that still has Rose in it.

"Since Em beat me to beating Jake, I get to say 'ew'. Ew." Jazz makes a face, showing how 'repulsed' he is.

"Losers." Jake says from the floor. Jess and I laugh as I grab a piece of pizza. Jess leans toward me.

"Hey, grab me one too." I look at her like she's crazy. probably because she is.

"You're closer than I am."

"Yes, but I think that you and my boyfriend might get a little mad if I kiss Jake to get my own piece." She grins broadly and everyone bursts out laughing. I reach and grab her one, handing it over. We wave goodbye and head up the stairs to my room.


Hi Readers! Okay, so I klnow I sound pathetic but PLEASE, someone, anyone, review!!! Even if it's to say that you hate me and want me to stop, (Although I won't so if you post that you're out of luck). I really want to hear from you guys!!! Lots of you are reading, which I find so awesome and a big self esteem boost, but I want to know what you guys think! Thanks!!!!

*Side note* I know I promised smut, and It's coming. (Tee hee) It's just taking me more chapters than I thought it would for the build up info.