Dear NZ,
Thanks for the letter! And, you're right, we Pacific countries have gotta stick together!
So, like, anyway, I was mucking about on the internet a few hours ago(this is after I went surfing, btw. I got totally eaten by a wave, but I got back out there. And I also got a wicked tan!), and I found the results for the 2011 Aussie/NZ test match. I ended up asking America what a test match was, because I completely forgot, and he told me its when you and your older bro square off in league.
But I feel soooo sorry for you! You lost the test match! But, anyway, I bet you could have beaten Aussie's butt anyday of the week. Besides, I saw a video of a guy (I don't know which guy it was though, but he was on Australia's team) that totally tackled that NZ player's legs in midair. He should have got sent off for that!
Anyway, it looked like fun, and even if you did lose (which you really shouldn't have), I hope you had fun with it!
Chat to ya later!
American Samoa
Hey, Manamea~!
Oh, definitely. We'll show the world who's boss, alright!
I hope you had fun Surfing, mate! You're lucky you got a tan, it's winter down here so i'm as white as a sheet (well, as white as I can be. I'm half-caste anyway.)
Ugh, I know. Goddamned Aussie, he's such a dick...No, I don't mean that, i'm just a little bitter right now. This is what, the ninth year running that I've lost the Anzac test? Rawr. And yes, I could beat him anyday of the week! It's just that the All Blacks' don't play in the Anzac test (because it's league), and someone (I blame England) seems to have hexed the Anzac test so I can't win whenever we play at Aussie's house...
I'll win the World cup though, just you watch! We have a home-turf advantage!
Ah, tackle's like that happen all the time, babe. So long as it doesn't hurt their head, you can usually get away with it. Me and Aussie, we don't fight fair, especially not at Rugby.
Yup, I had a lot of fun! My boss didn't let me actually play, because he's a dick, but I went to the game and cheered on the boys none-the-less! And then Aussie and I got completely pissed, and now I have a killer hangover...
Hope I hear from you soon!
Tangi Kirkland (I'm too lazy to write my full name...)
New Zealand.
