Nyan: Guys I just caught a deer!
Yoshiki: NO fair! You have claws
Nyan: We both have claws, and we both have teeth!
Yoshiki: Whatever
Nyan's Phone: YOU GOT-
Nyan: SHUT UP SIRI! *shoots phone*
Everybody: O_O
Lizzie: holy crap, why did you do that?
Nyan: Siri is annoying thats why. Lets just do some dares okay?
Everybody: Agreed
Nyan: Lets do requests first. The first request is... *snaps fingers and HeartCheshire appears* For Heartchesire to be a helper!
HeartCheshire: YAAAAAY!
Nyan: Next request is... *snaps fingers and AxelTheMoon appears* For this guy to be a helper!
Axel: YEAH!
Nyan: The Last request is... *snaps fingers and Ninja appears* For Ninja to be back!
Ninja: OH YEAH!
Nyan: Anyway, lets start off with Lizzie's dares. Lizzie you have the honors... *hands Lizzie the card*
Lizzie: Thank you. My first dare is... *snaps fingers and Lizzie and Ninja appear in a boxing arena with their katana's in their back* For Us to fight to the death!
Ninja: Oh its on! *draws katana*
Lizzie: *draws katana*
*They are fighting until 1 minute is up*
Nyan: Well, thats going to take long! Lets move on without them! The next dare from lizzie is for her to fight Kai. Dont worry I will do it *snaps fingers and Nyan and Kai teleport to a boxing arena*
Kai: OH YOU GOING DOWN LITTLE B**** *sprints toward her*
Nyan: OH, we starting already, arent we? *super jumps over him*
Kai: *bounces off side*
Nyan: *his back comes flying toward me* Crap *stops his body and turns him around* Surprise Weenie! *punches his face in and he falls*
Kai: Oh god...
Nyan: Oh, Im not just done with you yet, buddy! *gets on top of him and starts punching his face in*
Kai: *starts bleeding*
Nyan: Oh, not dying yet, huh? *gets off and kicks his crotch* HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A CHANGE?!
Kai: *coughs blood* Thats enough... Please!
Nyan: *kneels down* Sorry but not Sorry you piece of crap *holds revolver to his forehead* Any last words?
Kai: Yes... *his hand goes toward his pocket knife but Nyan doesnt notice*
Nyan: What is it?
Kai: Its... BYE BYE B**** *swings knife at her but Nyan dodges*
Nyan: Not acceptable, Weenie! *shoots his face*
Everybody: *watching, eating popcorn and cheering on Nyan XD*
Nyan: IM not going to bring him back any time soon
Lizzie: GREAT JOB NYAN! *does secret handshake with Nyan*
Nyan: So... How did the fight go with Ninja?
Lizzie and Ninja: Ummm...
Kizami: They both died :D
everybody but Nyan: *glares daggers at Kizami*
Kizami: You guys dont scare me
Nyan: I got this guys *stares him in the eye with devil look*
Kizami: OK, now THAT scares me!
Nyan: *chuckles* Moving on to more dares from Lizzie! Sorry, Kai is already dead.
Lizzie: Its ok, just keep him like that
Axel and Ninja: Good idea *thumbs up*
Lizzie: My next dare is *pushes Naomi and Satoshi together and they make out* MY next dare is... *snaps fingers and a possessed Satoshi killed Ayumi with an axe*
Nyan: LOL! Like Lee from the walking dead game season 1!
Lizzie: Right...
Yoshiki: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU *manly tears* YOU! *points finger at Satoshi*
Axel: Is this supposed to happen?
Ninja: It happens alot
Nyan: Dont worry, I got this! *snaps fingers and everyone is normal, not mad or possessed, and alive too, except Kai*
Lizzie: Thanks. My next dare is *a possessed Tohko TRIES to kill kizami with an axe*
Kizami: WOAH! *holds her off of him* TOHKO WHAT YA DOING! *pushes her into the kitchen counter* CRAP! *takes out knife*
Tohko: Must kill... *teleports behind him with axe held high*
Kizami: Where did she- *head gets cut off*
Nyan: CORPSE PARTY LEE STRIKES AGAIN!
Ninja: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE LEE!
Nyan: NO XD
Axel: Lets just move on
Ms Yui: Can we stop killing people now?!
Lizzie: LEMME READ MY DARES! The rest of my dares is just for some characters to react to game likes, miaso, mad father, Aoi oni, and lb! I gonna go shower now :3 *teleports to bathroom*
Nyan: Well, I know what all those games are, and they are weird, expecially the Aoi oni one since the monster is a pedophile.
Axel and Ninja: Damn
HeartCheshire: I havent even said anything yet XD Im jsut so surprised on how you handle this crew here XD working on the set is weird.
Nyan: IKR! Anyway, its time for your dares Heart
Heart: OK! My first dare is for *snaps fingers and Kai is alive* For Kai to kiss someone that I wont say out loud because I will get killed, soooo *snaps fingers and is in a force field* Kai has to kiss Nyan! *runs out the door*
Nyan: WHAT!
Everybody: WHAT!
Heart: *runs back through the door* WHAT!
Everybody: *looks at Heart*
Heart: I mean... *fixes clothes* Yeah! Kai has to kiss Nyan! *runs back out*
Nyan: OH I SWEAR I WILL- *gets restrained by Axel and Ninja*
LETS ME GO!
Everybody: *backs up, the one who backs up most is Kai*
Axel and Ninja: NO!
Nyan: *turns into a giant man-eating tiger* YOU SHOULDVE LET ME GO! *roars louder than ever*
Seiko: Oh come on! IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!
Nyan: *keeps roaring but stops for a moment, then keeps roaring*
Seiko: COME ON NYAN! YOUR MY BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?!
Nyan: *Stops roaring* Yes, why?
Seiko: Because a real friend would do this
Nyan: *shrinks* Dont force me to do this
Heart: If you dont, then you will regret it!
Nyan: *turns into a giant man-eating tiger and starts roaring and chasing Heart*
Girls: *girly screams*
Boys: OMG! HOLY CRAP! *Satoshi screams like a little girl though XD*
Heart: A LITTLE HELP HERE?!
Lizzie: Hey, did I miss- *A Heart runs by her with a Giant Man-eating tiger behind her* HOLY CRAP!
Axel and Ninja: *nods at eachother* We got this! *snaps fingers and giant man-eating tiger is in a diamond cage that is indestructible*
Nyan: LET. ME. OUT! *roars*
Everybody: *hair is being blown by her roar with is more powerful then strong wind*
Kai: Good kitty... *starts moving slowly up to her cage*
Nyan: *roars, spits, and almost eats him*
Kai: AHHHHHH *hides behind Lizzie*
Lizzie: *stabs his face in with katana, then snaps fingers and revives him* Nyan calm down!
Heart: I got this! *injects Nyan with a shot*
Nyan: *stops roaring immediately* Oh jeez... *falls down in cage, unconsious*
Everybody: O_O WHAT KIND OF SHOT WAS THAT?!
Heart: A sleeping shot!
Everybody: *calms down*
Nyan: *her giant man-eating tiger form is slowly shrinking*
Satoshi: How long does it last?
Heart: A few minutes after she's shrunk fully!
Everybody: *waits until she shrinks*
Seiko: *shoves Kai in her cage* Go kiss her quickly!
Nyan: *moving in her sleep*
Kai: *creeps up on Nyan*
Everybody: *watching silently, eating popcorn XD*
Nyan: *flinches but goes back to sleep*
Kai: *pecks her on lips but starts getting choked by Nyan*
Nyan: THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA, HEART?! *still choking him and raises his body up in the air more and more*
Heart: long enough
Nyan: Thank god *throws Kai to the wall with all her force* He's definitely knocked out now! *kicks his crotch*
Everybody: *nods as Nyan comes out the cage and locks Kai in*
Nyan: Next dare please!
Heart: My truth is... Yoshiki, is the most attractive girl besides Ayumi
Yoshiki: ummm... (yolo) Azusa?
Azusa: I KNEW IT *raps arms around his neck and leans in*
Yoshiki and Ayumi: HELL NO! *slaps her*
Azusa: OH god damn...
Nyan: lol
Heart: My last truth is for everyone and it says... which boy gets on your nerves most besides Kai!
*mostly everyone says Kizami except some people...*
Yoshiki: Its gotta be Morishige man!
Mayu and Morishige: *glares daggers at Yoshiki but he doesnt notice*
Nyan: I would have to pick either Kizami or Morishige
Mayu and Morishige: *glares daggers at Nyan but she notices*
Nyan: *glares back at them*
Mayu: Man, your too scary!
Morishige: crap...
Nyan: Moving on! Axel you have the honors to read your own truths and dares...
Axel: Thank you! I dare Yuu and Seiko to react on Corpse Party 2D: Fatal Operation! *snaps fingers and they teleport to the game room* Now my next-
Within the game room: OH JESUS IT SO BAD SO QUICKLY!
Axel: Lets do Sparta! *snaps fingers and we all teleport to the scene of sparta kick*
Yuu: Woah, Im leonardo!
Kai: Why Am I this african american messenger?
Everybody: RACIST!
Yuu: Since your racist, THIS. IS. SPARTA! *kicks him off ledge*
Kai: HOLY- *falls in hole*
Everybody: *teleports back to Nyan Nation Stadium*
Nyan: BEST. SCENE. EVER! *kicks Kai in the crotch*
Kai: HOLY- *gets punches in face by Nyan*
Ninja: Lets just move on to my dares! *takes dare card* Fight THESE! *snaps fingers and millions of moms attack everybody*
Nyan: HOLY- *gets cut off by mom saying: GO TO YOUR ROOM*
Lizzie: *punches mom in face and rest of mom's look at her*
Axel: I think you just angered them...
Naomi: RUN!
Everybody: *runs while moms chase them*
Nyan: *stops to look at the slow-running moms*
Everybody: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Nyan: JUST KEEP RUNNING!
Everybody but Seiko: *keeps on running*
Seiko: ARE YOU CRAZY?! THEY ARE MOMS! MOOOOOOOOMS!
Nyan: I can handle myself!
Lizzie: Seiko!
Seiko: *looks back and sees a Lizzie telling her to come with them and she does as asked*
Nyan: Time to go, mom! *turns into man-eating tiger*
Moms: *stop dead in their tracks*
Nyan: I could use a breakfast...
Mom: Ummm- *gets swallowed by nyan*
Nyan: Yummy! *shrinks* OH GOD WHATS IN MY STOMACH! *turns into a giant man-eating tiger again and walks back to find friends*
Ninja: HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO- *gets shushed by Nyan's giant fluffy finger XD*
Nyan: Zip it punk!
Yuka: Why are you still a giant man-eating tiger?
Nyan: Well, I did the only thing I could do... Eat the moms! When I shrink my stomach is about to explode! SO I have to let it digest!
Lizzie: Thats disturbing...
Everybody: *nods*
Nyan: Just move on to the next dare from Ninja
Ninja: OK! *snaps fingers and teleports above in a spectating room* BYE NYAN! *snaps fingers and Nyan teleports to the shadow realm where her powers dont work* AND GOODBYE EVERYONE ELSE! *snaps fingers and the ghosts from heavenly host come and attack everyone with hesitation* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
?: Oh, Ninja!
Ninja: Hmm? *turns around and sees the door almost broken off* HOLY- *door breaks off and it reveals a giant man-eating tiger*
Nyan: You do realize that the shadow realm is in the basement, right?
Ninja: Uhhh uhhh *draws sword nervously*
Nyan: I couldnt use my powers in there, but now *blue flames start to form around her wrists* I have my powers in the regular world...
Ninja: *stands ground*
Nyan: *walks up to him slowly*
Ninja: Umm...?
Nyan: *flicks Ninja's sword out of his hands*
Ninja: *gets in fighting stance*
Nyan: *bends down on one knee* Hi friend, nice to see your again *quickly takes out revolver and shoots him in head* No whats going on here? *looks below at the bloody mess the ghosts are making* OH cmon! *walks down there*
Ghosts: *stops laughing and turns to look at a giant man-eating tiger*
Nyan: HI!
Boy ghost: *runs toward the giant man-eating tiger but Nyan picks him up and chokes him and his knife drops*
Nyan: How does it feel?
Boy ghost: *dies*
Nyan: *drops his body* Anyone else?
Ghosts: *shake their heads and run off with the boy ghost's body*
Nyan: *snaps fingers and EVERYONE is alive* YOU guys seriously couldnt take on a couple of ghosts?
Axel: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT?!
Heart: YEAH?!
Lizzie: YEAH HOW?!
Nyan: Bye standing your guard and having faith. But mostly just being bad ass, like me
Everyone: *glares daggers at Nyan but quickly looks away since Nyan was looking all of them in the eye with the devil look*\
Nyan: Moving on the MinnieMe (guest)! And he/she says... *snaps fingers and MinnieMe shows up with a free candy stand*
MinnieMe: FREE CANDY! Free candy anyone?
Everyone: *rushes over and take all the candy in 3 seconds falt*
MinnieMe: Woah...
Nyan: *is eating a hershey bar* Anyway, Ayumi and yoshiki has to read a lemon about themselves *snaps fingers and they teleport to the game room*
Kurosaki: Dont we have enough lemons?
Seiko: NEVER ENOUGH LEMONS!
Nyan: Anyway! Another dare from-
Within the Game room: WTF IS THIS CRAP! WE WOULD NEVER DO THIS!
Nyan: I wonder which lemon though... Anyway the next dare is... *snaps fingers and Satsuki appears*
Yuka: Satsuki?!
Satuki: Yuka?!
Yuka: What-What are you doing here?!
Satsuki: I was just eating chips at home when-
MinnieMe: MY DARE IS FOR YOU 2 TO KISS! *pushes them together but they quickly tear apart*
Nyan: Long enough. Now everyone has to read the scarriest creepy pasta story! But which one... I think your guys should read slendermans story because I think he is the scariest out of them all *snaps fingers and everyone but me recieves a printed paper*
Everybody: HOLY CRAP!
Nyan: IKR! Anyway, moving on to Shisharo and she says that Kai has to jump in a pool of eels! *snaps fingers and Kai teleports on a 50 foot diving board above a pool of electric eels, plus, hes in a swimsuit*
Kai: I DONT WANNA!
Nyan: I got this guy... *climbs up ladder*
Kai: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME? WHY CAN I- HOLY CRAP! *gets pushed by Nyan in the pool of eels and falls from 50 feet in a swimsuit*
Nyan: WOOHOO! CELEBRATION TIME, COME ON! *celebrates*
Kai: *falls in and gets eaten and electricuted by the eels* *dies*
Nyan: Lets continue *snaps fingers and teleports to Nyan Nation Stadium* Shisharo dares Ran and Ayumi to have a Tennis match! I dont know much about Tennis but YOLO AM I RIGHT?! *snaps fingers and they teleport to a tennis match*
Ran and Ayumi: YOU GOING DOWN!
Nyan: START!
*The ball just keeps going back and forth until Ran messes up*
Nyan: THE WINNER IS AYUMI!
Everybody: *some people cheer but some people boo*
Nyan: Stop whining! *snaps fingers and teleports back to Nyan Nation Stadium*
Tsukasa: I jsut realized that Axel, Ninja, Lizzie, Heart, and MinnieMe were gone!
Nyan: Yeah they climbed out a window a long time ago! This card says for someone that has author powers thats not me has to read this *snaps fingers and shisharo appears* You have the honors of reading the last dare!
shisharo: OKAY! *snaps fingers and Pewdiepie appears in the stadium*
Pewds: Hey bros my name is- OMG WHERE AM I?! WHERE THE FLYING F*** AM I?! IS THAT A F***ING GIANT MAN-EATING TIGER?! *points to Nyan*
Nyan: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
Pewds: I DONT THINK MY BIGGEST FAN WOULD BE A GIANT MAN-EATING TIGER! IM OUT! *turns around to open door but bumps into the wall* WTF!
Shisharo: LETS PLAY TWISTER WITH PEWDS EVERYONE!
Everyone (especially Nyan): YAAAAY!
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