Nyan: Guys I just caught a deer!

Yoshiki: NO fair! You have claws

Nyan: We both have claws, and we both have teeth!

Yoshiki: Whatever

Nyan's Phone: YOU GOT-

Nyan: SHUT UP SIRI! *shoots phone*

Everybody: O_O

Lizzie: holy crap, why did you do that?

Nyan: Siri is annoying thats why. Lets just do some dares okay?

Everybody: Agreed

Nyan: Lets do requests first. The first request is... *snaps fingers and HeartCheshire appears* For Heartchesire to be a helper!

HeartCheshire: YAAAAAY!

Nyan: Next request is... *snaps fingers and AxelTheMoon appears* For this guy to be a helper!

Axel: YEAH!

Nyan: The Last request is... *snaps fingers and Ninja appears* For Ninja to be back!

Ninja: OH YEAH!

Nyan: Anyway, lets start off with Lizzie's dares. Lizzie you have the honors... *hands Lizzie the card*

Lizzie: Thank you. My first dare is... *snaps fingers and Lizzie and Ninja appear in a boxing arena with their katana's in their back* For Us to fight to the death!

Ninja: Oh its on! *draws katana*

Lizzie: *draws katana*

*They are fighting until 1 minute is up*

Nyan: Well, thats going to take long! Lets move on without them! The next dare from lizzie is for her to fight Kai. Dont worry I will do it *snaps fingers and Nyan and Kai teleport to a boxing arena*

Kai: OH YOU GOING DOWN LITTLE B**** *sprints toward her*

Nyan: OH, we starting already, arent we? *super jumps over him*

Kai: *bounces off side*

Nyan: *his back comes flying toward me* Crap *stops his body and turns him around* Surprise Weenie! *punches his face in and he falls*

Kai: Oh god...

Nyan: Oh, Im not just done with you yet, buddy! *gets on top of him and starts punching his face in*

Kai: *starts bleeding*

Nyan: Oh, not dying yet, huh? *gets off and kicks his crotch* HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A CHANGE?!

Kai: *coughs blood* Thats enough... Please!

Nyan: *kneels down* Sorry but not Sorry you piece of crap *holds revolver to his forehead* Any last words?

Kai: Yes... *his hand goes toward his pocket knife but Nyan doesnt notice*

Nyan: What is it?

Kai: Its... BYE BYE B**** *swings knife at her but Nyan dodges*

Nyan: Not acceptable, Weenie! *shoots his face*

Everybody: *watching, eating popcorn and cheering on Nyan XD*

Nyan: IM not going to bring him back any time soon

Lizzie: GREAT JOB NYAN! *does secret handshake with Nyan*

Nyan: So... How did the fight go with Ninja?

Lizzie and Ninja: Ummm...

Kizami: They both died :D

everybody but Nyan: *glares daggers at Kizami*

Kizami: You guys dont scare me

Nyan: I got this guys *stares him in the eye with devil look*

Kizami: OK, now THAT scares me!

Nyan: *chuckles* Moving on to more dares from Lizzie! Sorry, Kai is already dead.

Lizzie: Its ok, just keep him like that

Axel and Ninja: Good idea *thumbs up*

Lizzie: My next dare is *pushes Naomi and Satoshi together and they make out* MY next dare is... *snaps fingers and a possessed Satoshi killed Ayumi with an axe*

Nyan: LOL! Like Lee from the walking dead game season 1!

Lizzie: Right...

Yoshiki: HOLY CRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU *manly tears* YOU! *points finger at Satoshi*

Axel: Is this supposed to happen?

Ninja: It happens alot

Nyan: Dont worry, I got this! *snaps fingers and everyone is normal, not mad or possessed, and alive too, except Kai*

Lizzie: Thanks. My next dare is *a possessed Tohko TRIES to kill kizami with an axe*

Kizami: WOAH! *holds her off of him* TOHKO WHAT YA DOING! *pushes her into the kitchen counter* CRAP! *takes out knife*

Tohko: Must kill... *teleports behind him with axe held high*

Kizami: Where did she- *head gets cut off*

Nyan: CORPSE PARTY LEE STRIKES AGAIN!

Ninja: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE LEE!

Nyan: NO XD

Axel: Lets just move on

Ms Yui: Can we stop killing people now?!

Lizzie: LEMME READ MY DARES! The rest of my dares is just for some characters to react to game likes, miaso, mad father, Aoi oni, and lb! I gonna go shower now :3 *teleports to bathroom*

Nyan: Well, I know what all those games are, and they are weird, expecially the Aoi oni one since the monster is a pedophile.

Axel and Ninja: Damn

HeartCheshire: I havent even said anything yet XD Im jsut so surprised on how you handle this crew here XD working on the set is weird.

Nyan: IKR! Anyway, its time for your dares Heart

Heart: OK! My first dare is for *snaps fingers and Kai is alive* For Kai to kiss someone that I wont say out loud because I will get killed, soooo *snaps fingers and is in a force field* Kai has to kiss Nyan! *runs out the door*

Nyan: WHAT!

Everybody: WHAT!

Heart: *runs back through the door* WHAT!

Everybody: *looks at Heart*

Heart: I mean... *fixes clothes* Yeah! Kai has to kiss Nyan! *runs back out*

Nyan: OH I SWEAR I WILL- *gets restrained by Axel and Ninja*

LETS ME GO!

Everybody: *backs up, the one who backs up most is Kai*

Axel and Ninja: NO!

Nyan: *turns into a giant man-eating tiger* YOU SHOULDVE LET ME GO! *roars louder than ever*

Seiko: Oh come on! IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!

Nyan: *keeps roaring but stops for a moment, then keeps roaring*

Seiko: COME ON NYAN! YOUR MY BEST FRIEND, RIGHT?!

Nyan: *Stops roaring* Yes, why?

Seiko: Because a real friend would do this

Nyan: *shrinks* Dont force me to do this

Heart: If you dont, then you will regret it!

Nyan: *turns into a giant man-eating tiger and starts roaring and chasing Heart*

Girls: *girly screams*

Boys: OMG! HOLY CRAP! *Satoshi screams like a little girl though XD*

Heart: A LITTLE HELP HERE?!

Lizzie: Hey, did I miss- *A Heart runs by her with a Giant Man-eating tiger behind her* HOLY CRAP!

Axel and Ninja: *nods at eachother* We got this! *snaps fingers and giant man-eating tiger is in a diamond cage that is indestructible*

Nyan: LET. ME. OUT! *roars*

Everybody: *hair is being blown by her roar with is more powerful then strong wind*

Kai: Good kitty... *starts moving slowly up to her cage*

Nyan: *roars, spits, and almost eats him*

Kai: AHHHHHH *hides behind Lizzie*

Lizzie: *stabs his face in with katana, then snaps fingers and revives him* Nyan calm down!

Heart: I got this! *injects Nyan with a shot*

Nyan: *stops roaring immediately* Oh jeez... *falls down in cage, unconsious*

Everybody: O_O WHAT KIND OF SHOT WAS THAT?!

Heart: A sleeping shot!

Everybody: *calms down*

Nyan: *her giant man-eating tiger form is slowly shrinking*

Satoshi: How long does it last?

Heart: A few minutes after she's shrunk fully!

Everybody: *waits until she shrinks*

Seiko: *shoves Kai in her cage* Go kiss her quickly!

Nyan: *moving in her sleep*

Kai: *creeps up on Nyan*

Everybody: *watching silently, eating popcorn XD*

Nyan: *flinches but goes back to sleep*

Kai: *pecks her on lips but starts getting choked by Nyan*

Nyan: THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA, HEART?! *still choking him and raises his body up in the air more and more*

Heart: long enough

Nyan: Thank god *throws Kai to the wall with all her force* He's definitely knocked out now! *kicks his crotch*

Everybody: *nods as Nyan comes out the cage and locks Kai in*

Nyan: Next dare please!

Heart: My truth is... Yoshiki, is the most attractive girl besides Ayumi

Yoshiki: ummm... (yolo) Azusa?

Azusa: I KNEW IT *raps arms around his neck and leans in*

Yoshiki and Ayumi: HELL NO! *slaps her*

Azusa: OH god damn...

Nyan: lol

Heart: My last truth is for everyone and it says... which boy gets on your nerves most besides Kai!

*mostly everyone says Kizami except some people...*

Yoshiki: Its gotta be Morishige man!

Mayu and Morishige: *glares daggers at Yoshiki but he doesnt notice*

Nyan: I would have to pick either Kizami or Morishige

Mayu and Morishige: *glares daggers at Nyan but she notices*

Nyan: *glares back at them*

Mayu: Man, your too scary!

Morishige: crap...

Nyan: Moving on! Axel you have the honors to read your own truths and dares...

Axel: Thank you! I dare Yuu and Seiko to react on Corpse Party 2D: Fatal Operation! *snaps fingers and they teleport to the game room* Now my next-

Within the game room: OH JESUS IT SO BAD SO QUICKLY!

Axel: Lets do Sparta! *snaps fingers and we all teleport to the scene of sparta kick*

Yuu: Woah, Im leonardo!

Kai: Why Am I this african american messenger?

Everybody: RACIST!

Yuu: Since your racist, THIS. IS. SPARTA! *kicks him off ledge*

Kai: HOLY- *falls in hole*

Everybody: *teleports back to Nyan Nation Stadium*

Nyan: BEST. SCENE. EVER! *kicks Kai in the crotch*

Kai: HOLY- *gets punches in face by Nyan*

Ninja: Lets just move on to my dares! *takes dare card* Fight THESE! *snaps fingers and millions of moms attack everybody*

Nyan: HOLY- *gets cut off by mom saying: GO TO YOUR ROOM*

Lizzie: *punches mom in face and rest of mom's look at her*

Axel: I think you just angered them...

Naomi: RUN!

Everybody: *runs while moms chase them*

Nyan: *stops to look at the slow-running moms*

Everybody: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Nyan: JUST KEEP RUNNING!

Everybody but Seiko: *keeps on running*

Seiko: ARE YOU CRAZY?! THEY ARE MOMS! MOOOOOOOOMS!

Nyan: I can handle myself!

Lizzie: Seiko!

Seiko: *looks back and sees a Lizzie telling her to come with them and she does as asked*

Nyan: Time to go, mom! *turns into man-eating tiger*

Moms: *stop dead in their tracks*

Nyan: I could use a breakfast...

Mom: Ummm- *gets swallowed by nyan*

Nyan: Yummy! *shrinks* OH GOD WHATS IN MY STOMACH! *turns into a giant man-eating tiger again and walks back to find friends*

Ninja: HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO- *gets shushed by Nyan's giant fluffy finger XD*

Nyan: Zip it punk!

Yuka: Why are you still a giant man-eating tiger?

Nyan: Well, I did the only thing I could do... Eat the moms! When I shrink my stomach is about to explode! SO I have to let it digest!

Lizzie: Thats disturbing...

Everybody: *nods*

Nyan: Just move on to the next dare from Ninja

Ninja: OK! *snaps fingers and teleports above in a spectating room* BYE NYAN! *snaps fingers and Nyan teleports to the shadow realm where her powers dont work* AND GOODBYE EVERYONE ELSE! *snaps fingers and the ghosts from heavenly host come and attack everyone with hesitation* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

?: Oh, Ninja!

Ninja: Hmm? *turns around and sees the door almost broken off* HOLY- *door breaks off and it reveals a giant man-eating tiger*

Nyan: You do realize that the shadow realm is in the basement, right?

Ninja: Uhhh uhhh *draws sword nervously*

Nyan: I couldnt use my powers in there, but now *blue flames start to form around her wrists* I have my powers in the regular world...

Ninja: *stands ground*

Nyan: *walks up to him slowly*

Ninja: Umm...?

Nyan: *flicks Ninja's sword out of his hands*

Ninja: *gets in fighting stance*

Nyan: *bends down on one knee* Hi friend, nice to see your again *quickly takes out revolver and shoots him in head* No whats going on here? *looks below at the bloody mess the ghosts are making* OH cmon! *walks down there*

Ghosts: *stops laughing and turns to look at a giant man-eating tiger*

Nyan: HI!

Boy ghost: *runs toward the giant man-eating tiger but Nyan picks him up and chokes him and his knife drops*

Nyan: How does it feel?

Boy ghost: *dies*

Nyan: *drops his body* Anyone else?

Ghosts: *shake their heads and run off with the boy ghost's body*

Nyan: *snaps fingers and EVERYONE is alive* YOU guys seriously couldnt take on a couple of ghosts?

Axel: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT?!

Heart: YEAH?!

Lizzie: YEAH HOW?!

Nyan: Bye standing your guard and having faith. But mostly just being bad ass, like me

Everyone: *glares daggers at Nyan but quickly looks away since Nyan was looking all of them in the eye with the devil look*\

Nyan: Moving on the MinnieMe (guest)! And he/she says... *snaps fingers and MinnieMe shows up with a free candy stand*

MinnieMe: FREE CANDY! Free candy anyone?

Everyone: *rushes over and take all the candy in 3 seconds falt*

MinnieMe: Woah...

Nyan: *is eating a hershey bar* Anyway, Ayumi and yoshiki has to read a lemon about themselves *snaps fingers and they teleport to the game room*

Kurosaki: Dont we have enough lemons?

Seiko: NEVER ENOUGH LEMONS!

Nyan: Anyway! Another dare from-

Within the Game room: WTF IS THIS CRAP! WE WOULD NEVER DO THIS!

Nyan: I wonder which lemon though... Anyway the next dare is... *snaps fingers and Satsuki appears*

Yuka: Satsuki?!

Satuki: Yuka?!

Yuka: What-What are you doing here?!

Satsuki: I was just eating chips at home when-

MinnieMe: MY DARE IS FOR YOU 2 TO KISS! *pushes them together but they quickly tear apart*

Nyan: Long enough. Now everyone has to read the scarriest creepy pasta story! But which one... I think your guys should read slendermans story because I think he is the scariest out of them all *snaps fingers and everyone but me recieves a printed paper*

Everybody: HOLY CRAP!

Nyan: IKR! Anyway, moving on to Shisharo and she says that Kai has to jump in a pool of eels! *snaps fingers and Kai teleports on a 50 foot diving board above a pool of electric eels, plus, hes in a swimsuit*

Kai: I DONT WANNA!

Nyan: I got this guy... *climbs up ladder*

Kai: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME? WHY CAN I- HOLY CRAP! *gets pushed by Nyan in the pool of eels and falls from 50 feet in a swimsuit*

Nyan: WOOHOO! CELEBRATION TIME, COME ON! *celebrates*

Kai: *falls in and gets eaten and electricuted by the eels* *dies*

Nyan: Lets continue *snaps fingers and teleports to Nyan Nation Stadium* Shisharo dares Ran and Ayumi to have a Tennis match! I dont know much about Tennis but YOLO AM I RIGHT?! *snaps fingers and they teleport to a tennis match*

Ran and Ayumi: YOU GOING DOWN!

Nyan: START!

*The ball just keeps going back and forth until Ran messes up*

Nyan: THE WINNER IS AYUMI!

Everybody: *some people cheer but some people boo*

Nyan: Stop whining! *snaps fingers and teleports back to Nyan Nation Stadium*

Tsukasa: I jsut realized that Axel, Ninja, Lizzie, Heart, and MinnieMe were gone!

Nyan: Yeah they climbed out a window a long time ago! This card says for someone that has author powers thats not me has to read this *snaps fingers and shisharo appears* You have the honors of reading the last dare!

shisharo: OKAY! *snaps fingers and Pewdiepie appears in the stadium*

Pewds: Hey bros my name is- OMG WHERE AM I?! WHERE THE FLYING F*** AM I?! IS THAT A F***ING GIANT MAN-EATING TIGER?! *points to Nyan*

Nyan: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Pewds: I DONT THINK MY BIGGEST FAN WOULD BE A GIANT MAN-EATING TIGER! IM OUT! *turns around to open door but bumps into the wall* WTF!

Shisharo: LETS PLAY TWISTER WITH PEWDS EVERYONE!

Everyone (especially Nyan): YAAAAY!

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