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Demyx sat slumped in his chair, almost asleep. Having to hear Xemnas' boring Darth Vaderish voice could put a person on the deathbed if they has to listen to it for about an hour or two.
Demyx felt that Axel and Larxene were probablt the luckiest people in the Organization right now. They got out of the lecture while everyone else had to try and live through it.

"Demyx. DEMYX!" Xemnas screamed.

"Huh?" Demyx answered.

"You were talking in your sleep, again." Xemnas said.

"WAS not."

"Play the tape, Xaldin."

Xaldin clicks play and this is what came out:" God, it's boring in here. Why do we have to sit through two and a half hours of Darth Vader's droning voice about no hearts, Heartless,
Nobodies, we are Nobodies. WHO CARES! I could care less, oh, wait! I can't care because Xemnas said so! Well, you know what? I hate you so much, that I want a certain sitar shoved up a certain someone's butt!" the tape ended.

"Oh, um sorry about my evil twin controlling my mind." Demyx answered sheepishly.

"Xaldin, if you please." Xemnas said.

"Yes sir."

"AAAA! That almost hit me!" Demyx said as the lance nearly poked his right eye.

"Next time, I won't miss." Xaldin said.

A/N: I might finish this today if I get more reviews.