Thank you to Lisa1972, Midnighthatter, Ni Castle and Wolfcub004 for all your continuing reviews. P.s the reason why I sometimes don't reply to your questions is that I don't want to give anything away to people who aren't up to the same chapter as you guys. :) But I do read and LOVE all your comments and I appreciate your continuing support.
Let me know what you think but please be respectful. If you see a spelling or grammar mistake send me a private message and I'll correct it. (Simple.) This story is from the perspective of Emma's and Hook's inner thoughts as well as dialogue. (Pretty self explanatory.)
(Emma's apartment 9 am.)
Brilliant he's redder than a tomato and he's actually crying the heat is that intense. I can't take this anymore it's too funny. "What's wrong Hook can't take the heat?"
I pick up the sauce bottle that she placed on the counter. "What on earth is this unholy substance?"
"Chilli it gives the eggs a real kick."
"Kick, this is an instrument of toucher."
Tears are streaming down his face before I register something I haven't really noticed before. "Wow so you do wear women's eyeliner, I'd always wondered." That diverted his attention.
"Hey get it right its guyliner."
I roll my eyes. "Whatever, summery is Captain Hook wears women's makeup." He scowls at me but I just keep smiling.
"What did I do to deserve this treatment?"
"Never touch a woman's coffee it's an unwritten rule of this world's society."
"I'm starting to think that this world has many unusual customs."
I get up and go to the freezer and get out and icepack and hand it to him. "I suppose I should make you some more eggs without the chilli then?"
I get up from my seat and go her in the kitchen while still nursing my burning face. "That would be appreciated but this time I'm not taking my eyes off you for an instant." Swan smiles smugly.
"I would disappear if you did." I turn to face the cooktop and start cooking a second batch of eggs, but Hook has other ideas his hook snakes its way around my waist closing the distance between us while his hand rests on top of my hand that's holding the spatchula, this strange dance continues till the eggs are done.
Cooking with Swan the second time around was much more enjoyable. We sit at the counter again but I place two forks beside the plate. "You can try it first Swan just to be safe."
I pick up one for the forks and start eating he joins me soon after, but I can't help but think of the spaghetti scene in Lady and the Tramp what a funny duo we make.
(Emma's apartment 11:30 am.)
Ahhhh Hook is such cow sometimes I can't believe he figured out that if you flush the toilet downstairs it makes my shower go cold. I so badly wanted to give him a piece of my mind but I wouldn't give him the satisfaction of seeing me in a towel. I get out of the shower and put on fresh cloths. Hooks already waiting for me downstairs in David's cloths I left out for him while he had a shower. "I had an epiphany while in the shower."
"That I'm the most handsome man in the entire world?"
Of course he'd say something like that. "No, it has come to my attention that instead of continuously prank each other we should focus on our enemies." He cocks and eyebrow at me.
"What did you have in mind?"
"I think classic pranks like toilet paper Regina's house at night and egg bomb her car would be a nice start but for the meantime I need to rest my heads still aching."
"Sounds like a plan." We retire to the couch and watch Peter Pan which I find nothing short of offensive.
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As always much love
Brogan
