"Oh no, now we are really lost. Now we did it. We have no way to get home because we lost the river!" Blu said panicking. Blu sat down and thought to himself I wish I was with Jewel and the kids, or in Minnesota. Why did I have to be so stupid and walk right next to a river? "Calm down Blu, it's gonna be alright. You got us into this situation anyway." Diante said. "GOT US INTO THIS SITUATION. HOW? It was your UNCOORDINATED self that made us fall into the river!" Blu said getting angry. "Uncoordinated? I'm not uncoordinated I'm extremely balanced" Diante said walking away from Blu, but before going a couple of inches tripping over his own feet. "OOMPH!" Diante said as he hit the ground face first.
Blu walked over to him with a superior grin on his beak. "I'm not Uncoordinated I'm completely balanced," Blu said mocking Diante. "I mean how did you fall? There was nothing there. The floor was completely flat!" Blu said. "Fine, I may be a little clumsy." Diante finally exhaled. Blu once again started Smiling displaying superiority. "Now say that you're sorry for getting us into this mess." Blu said "NO! NO, NO, I'm not saying sorry." Diante hissed "Say it clumsy, CLUMSY CLUMSY CLUMSY!" Blu said doing a little dance and putting his wings over his head in a mocking way. "Okay fine I'm sorry" Diante murmured "Say that again" Blu grinning ear to ear. "I'm sorry Blu" Diante growled. "What's that I couldn't hear you over your ego" Blu joked cupping his wings over his ear to hear Diante better. "I said I'm sorry! Satisfied!?" Diante retorted. "Much better. Now let's find a way to ge-"something was rustling in the bushes "I think somethings watching us" Blu said his tail getting straight and his feathers all ruffled. Diante's body was doing the same as they were both on alert. Out of nowhere a net came from the bushes and caught them. Two humans dressed in brown uniforms had captured them "aww poor birds. Why are they so far south of the reservation?" one said. "Maybe they're sick let's take them to the animal hospital and find out. If they're not bad they might get transferred to a zoo" the other said. "A ZOO. NO, I CANT DO ZOOS MAN. I HAVE A FAMILY. LET ME OUT." All the humans could hear is squawking coming from a bluebird. They were put in the back of an animal hospital van and shipped all the way to an animal hospital. "Well pluck my feathers (this is what passes as cursing for birds), we're going to be some humans pet. Well, I know what it's like for you Blu" Diante said smiling laughing a little. "Real funny. Real mature. Now I can't go to a zoo. I have a family, I mean what will happen to jewel and the kids." Blu said getting anxious. "Hmmm what will happen to Jewel and her offspring? OH RIGHT, I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO HER!" Diante said sounding sarcastic but at the same time not being sarcastic so your just lying there confused whether he means it or not. "Okay, what's the problem you have with jewel? I mean she hasn't done anything to you "Blu hissed defending his wife. "She left me to DIE Blu! I got captured by humans and she left me to die. And don't worry about who's gonna take care of her she has Roberto." Diante Retaliated. "Roberto?" Blu questioned. "Yeah you know Roberto is in love with Jewel. He told me that. He was like 'I'm gonna snatch Jewel as soon as Blu leaves. Ooh, I'm finally gonna get the love of my life' Roberto is in LOVE with Jewel, and I don't know what the both of ya'll see inside her because she's a monster" Diante said. "Okay that part about Roberto are you making that up," Blu said. "I might be, I might be true, who knows?" Diante said cheekily. "I have to get back home!" Blu sat down and slowly died on the inside. What a day he thought to himself.
