Sorry readers, the chapter's name isn't "Chapter 08: Your-not-so-average-day-at-home", but thanks for continuing to read this story. But please give me some reviews that will help me make this story better. By the way, I do own the the evil villian that will finally be reveal in this chapter!


Chapter 08: It's Your Not-So-Usual Day at Home


A small white cat with golden eyes leapt on to the nearby wall before she pounced down on the other side. Today she was going to visit Giroro, her dearest friend. She was Neko, Giroro's animal companion.

"I wonder how Giroro has been doing," she thought, "I wonder if he finally got lucky with that Natsumi…"

She had finally reached the Hinata household. She had remembered the structure to heart. She enters and quickly head toward the backyard. There was the tent Giroro had always slept in. There was the fireplace where Giroro usually cook sweet potato in. There was Giroro, keeping the fire burning like always.

Neko got excited as she approached the red Keronian. Suddenly she froze. Giroro was sitting…with strangers!

They were both Keronians…at least they looked like Keronians.

One was sandy yellow while the other was sky blue.

The sandy yellow one had a really strange long hill on its nose…wait maybe it was a nose.

The sky blue one had orange girly hair and was wearing clothes.

Perhaps they're new friends of Giroro's?

Neko was curious; she decided to find out. "[Hi Giroro,]" Neko meowed.

Hearing her, Giroro and the two strangers turn toward her. Upon seeing the white cat, Giroro smiled. "Ah Neko," Giroro spoke, "how've you been?"

"[Fine actually,]" Neko meowed happily as she came closer. The two strangers eyed the cat as she got close enough to allow Giroro to pet her on the head.

"Uh Giroro," the sandy yellow Keronian piped up, "what's with the cat?"

"Oh, sorry Usopp," Giroro apologized, "This is Neko. She one of the only creatures on Pekopon that I called a companion…"

Neko looked at the sandy yellow Keronian. "So his name is Usopp huh," Neko thought, "strange name. Still, Giroro seem to see him as a friend so maybe he's okay…"

"Well, it sure is cute for something you called a 'companion' considering how your personality is," the sky blue Keronian commented in a girly tone as she stuck her hand out, seeing if the cat will let her pet it.

Neko stared at the sky blue Keronian for a moment. She couldn't tell why but she suddenly had the urge to leap onto the Keronian and give her a kitty kiss.

"Whoa, why am I feeling so attach to this one," Neko questioned herself, "She does seem nice…I guess I could let her pet me…"

Neko went closer and allowed the girly Keronian to pet her. Her hand was soft as silk. Neko meowed in pleasure. "[Oh~,]" she purred, "[Your hand are so soft and welcoming.]"

The sky blue Keronian giggled. Though she couldn't understand what Neko was saying, the kitten seems to be enjoying itself under her hand.

That was when Neko saw another creature entering the backyard. It was a strange creature, as far as Neko can tell. It had the structure of a reindeer, complete with cinnamon brown fur coat and a pair of grown antler. But its skin was that of Keronian, a fuzzy pink top hat, a tadpole tail, blue backpack on its back, and a blue nose.

"Hey, nice work Nami," the strange creature actually spoke up, "Whatever it was that you did sure made it like you…"

Nami turn to the creature with a smirk. "You would have been right Chopper, if I really had done something…"

Giroro, meanwhile, had stared at Chopper with a look as if he had seen a ghost.

"Chopper," Giroro spoke up, "I understand that you take pride in what you are…but it's still too hard for me to get use to see you like that…"

Before Neko could blink, Chopper's form changed from that of a reindeer-like to Keronian-like feature. He looked pretty pissed.

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?" Chopper yelled.

"Hey, hey, don't get me wrong. It's just that you just look wrong in that 'beast form'…"

No dice. Chopper suddenly grew as big as a man in his twenty. "I DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!"

Giroro, on instinct, pulled out a mini stun gun. "H-Hey, don't make me use this…"

"…Would you two," Nami growled lowly before her voice angrily exploded, "SIMMER DOWN…?"

Her eyes ignited on fire as steam started to spray from head. Giroro and Chopper quickly scooted five meter away in fear as Usopp preformed his 'Sudden Death Star' in defense.

Neko sweat drop at the sight, but smiled inward. Things seem to have gotten interesting since the last time she'd been here.


"So Robin," Dororo began as he moved one of his chess piece to position, "how is your investigation on why you all are all here going?"

"Had you even made any progress," Saburo added.

He, Dororo, Koyuki, and Robin were sitting on the Hinata's house rooftop where they had all decided to play chess.

Despite reading a book called "Global Science", Robin had insisted on challenging Saburo, Dororo, and Koyuki to a three-on-one match.

By now Saburo and Koyuki were already beaten, so it was now it was a match between Dororo and Robin.

"Evidently no," Robin replied as, by using her Devil Fruit power, she move her own piece on the chess board, "By now, the only real lead was that our appearance here has some sort of connection to the various phenomenon that is currently happening in this world…"

"You mean all that stuff about giant sea creatures being found and strange weather pattern on the news?" Koyuki questioned as Dororo move another piece to position.

"Indeed. I have done some research along side Kululu and discover that these sighting are eerily similar to that found in the world I've come from…" Robin then moved another one of her piece.

"You don't think that the same phenomenon that got you all here is causing these same occurrences?" Saburo guessed.

"It's possible," Dororo prompted as he move yet another piece, "You'll never know what to expect…"

"Indeed," Robin agreed as she moved a piece, "Checkmate."

"HUH?" Dororo, Koyuki, and Saburo exclaimed as they looked down at the board. Not only were none of Robin's pieces been touched but Dororo's king piece was completely surrounded.

"N-No way," Saburo stared in awed, "I thought moves like these were impossible…"

"And she took on all three of us at once too," Koyuki recapped, "who could have guessed?"

"I-Impossible," Dororo fumbled, "You're supposed to be a beginner at this game! There was no way you could have trumped Saburo already. He cheats and even than he loses!"

"Hey," Saburo sweat dropped, "I don't cheat…"

Robin giggles as Dororo and Saburo continue to argue. "Now where was I?" Robin stated as she peered back into her book.


"Okay," Tamama coughed, "One more time, desu."

He was breathing pretty hard. He was in a fight with Angol Moa (unfortunately in his opinion) against Franky and Brook. The battle arena around them has officially seen better days; craters and debris had litter the ground.

"Dude, give up already," Franky sighed, not even a bit tired, "You're Tamama Impact, Tamama Rampage, and Tamama Laser are useless against my super body."

"Yes," Brook added, "You shouldn't push yourself so hard, Tamama. Not even Lady Moa could help you so long as I am here…"

"Tamama-chan," Moa piped up, "they're right. We can't win like this…"

*Snap* "I DON'T FREAKEN CARE," Dark Tamama declared. Suddenly, dark matter of unknown energy began to gather in his right hand. All of Tamama's darkest rage, all of his darkest jealously, and his entire pint up frustration was literally gathering in the palm of his hand. "I WILL NOT LOSE TO THE LIKES OF YOU! JEALOUSY BOMB...!"

Just as Tamama reared back to throw his devastating attack, Franky took of his glove (by that I meant he took of the 'skin' that covers his hand) revealing that his hand was made of some sort of steel. The attack was thrown, heading straight for Franky.

Franky, simply, smiled, "Well, if that's how you want it, I am happy to continue," he reared his steel exposed fist back and as soon as the attack was in range he launch forward, "STRONG RIGHT!"

The ball of jealousy collided with the fist of steel. Sparks flew, as the two attacks pushed against each other, neither one seem to be giving in. Suddenly, the Jealously Bomb dissipated at which making Franky stumble a bit in surprise.

"Well," Brook commented, "that was totally unexpected. What happen there?"

Lady Moa, Franky, and Brook looked at Tamama, but their confused reactions quickly turn to shock. Tamama has fainted and was hyperventilating.

"T-T-TAMAMA-CHAN…?" Lady Moa cried as she ran over to her fallen friend.


Meanwhile, in the dept of space…well, okay maybe only a couple of hundred kilometers from the dark side of the moon…an assembly of five alien saucers had halted their flight.

They were all three kilometers in diameter and twenty meters high. They were all marked with giant Keron Star. They were all from the 58th Planet of the Gamma Storm Cloud System, more commonly known as Keron; the Keron Force has arrived.

Within centermost spaceship, in the central command center, sited on the high command chair, sat a fearsome looking Keronian.

He was an olive green frog with a dark yellow military cap and bloodshot sharp eyes. He wore what looks like slime purple armor on his hands, shoulders, and feet as a dark cap hung from his back. Instead of a symbol on his cap, it was replace by a what looks like a small metallic Pekoponian skull badge with some Keronian words that reads "EXSTINCTION TO ALL ENEMY" while his belly is cover by a double strap ammunition belt. Random golden spikes pop up all over him that seem to be more than decoration, considering the dried up blood stains on a couple of them.

He was eying the large main monitor, which was displaying a visual of Pekopon.

"At long last," the Keronian stated in a low sinister voice, "we are in mere reach of Pekopon, the planet that was deemed 'unconquerable' for centuries."

"And for good reason too, Dark Admiral Murdada," a Keronian spoke up.

The Dark Admiral glances slightly to the voice. It had belonged to a purple Keronian with a black cap and an ammunition belt as well. His eyes are hidden under part of his cap and yellow visor, giving him an angry looking stare. He has a symbol looks like an upside down 'A' with a vertical line inside. He is First Lieutenant Garuru, Giroro's elder brother.

"Although in a universal term Pekopon is country-outback, highly undeveloped and unprepared for sudden strikes from invaders, it had proven countless of time to adapt quickly to any situations presented. The Pekoponian especially had capabilities that exceed even the strongest of alien invaders…"

"You seem quite informative about a planet you rarely associate with," the Dark Admiral ponders, not missing the beat as he stare at the First Lieutenant with a mixture of hatred, disgust, and annoyance.

Garuru kept his composure as he slightly stared back, but kept sure that it wasn't with eye contact.

"All I'm saying, sir, is that it'll be foolish to underestimate these Pekoponian…"

"I'm well aware of what these insects are capable of, lieutenant," Murdada interrupted, "I'm also aware that in order for the mission to be successful, a few minor details must be taken care of first…" he turn fully to Garuru as he continue, "…so any attempts to warn your brother will be unnecessary, soldier…"

Garuru hiccupped inward, but kept his composure. "I-I don't know…"

"Resorting to lying to your superior commander now, lieutenant," the Dark Admiral sneered sinisterly, actually making Garuru backing away in fear, "Your excuses may have been able to fool the eyes of the Fleet Admiral, but I can assure you that there is nothing, absolutely nothing, which can escape the eyes, ears, or mind of the Dark Admiral. Murdada sees, hears, and anticipates everything!"

The speech was powerful enough to send shivers down the Lieutenant's spine. What a fearsome Keronian. "S-S-Sir…"

"You're wondering why I bother allowing you and your platoon to tag along when I knew your true intention, are you?" Garuru said nothing. "Well, to blunt, there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent it anyhow. You have, also, been very obedient when it comes to fulfilling missions so there is no danger of you deflecting from us…the question now is what about the ARMPIT Platoon?"

"W-W-What…"

"To be blunt, if during the assault the ARMPIT Platoon continue to side with us, then any past failure shall be pardon. BUT, if they were to do otherwise…" Murdada pull out what looks like a miniature version of Pekopon, "…their fate will be just the same as the rest of Pekopon…" in one swift move, he crushed the mini-Pekopon to dust, "…we can't have cowards making fool of us, now can we?"

Garuru continue to stare at spot where the mini-Pekopon's dust had fallen as the Dark Admiral cackled by himself. Garuru couldn't believe that such a Keronian exist in the Keron Force, let alone be at such a high rank.

Suddenly, a nervous Keronian cleared its throat, grabbing both Murdada and Garuru attention.

"Err…sir," the Keronian piped up, "we are receiving two capsule pods of Keronian origin about to enter Pekopon atmosphere. What should we…"

"Blow it up immediately…" the Dark Admiral replied instantly, shocking Garuru.

"B-But sir," Garuru tried to reason, "They're just civilian…"

"So," Murdada coldly comeback, "Civilian should know by now that the frontline is no place for picnics. Who knows if one can suffer from friendly fire?"

He then turned to the nervous Keronian, "Well? What are you waiting for?"


"Is Private Tamama going to be alright, Chopper?" a concern Keroro questioned.

He, along with the Straw Hats, the human children (Fuyuki, Natsumi, Momoka, Saburo, and Koyuki) and the rest of the ARMPIT Platoon, was in the hospital wing watching Chopper as he diagnosed the weaken Tamama. Tamama was barely conscious as this took place.

"Hmm…" Chopper hummed as he concluded his analyzes, "…well, he'll be fine in a matter of two to three hours," Everyone sighed in relief, but Chopper wasn't finish, "though there's a chance that this is going to be a chronic symptom…"

"GERO, WHY IS THAT?"

"Let me ask you something: does he regularly consume large quantities of sweets?"

The kids and the alien hiccupped a bit at the subject mention. "Err…well…"

"Yes huh," Nobody replied so he continue. "His metabolism can handle so much over a period of time. Keronian has somewhat huge kinds, but it affects them just the same. To make a long story short, Tamama has eaten so much that all the energies in his body were put into overload. He won't be having any long battle for some time…"

"You mean Tamama is going to be like this every time he fights too long?" Giroro made it simpler.

"Pretty much," Chopper confirmed, "Fortunately he constantly exercise so he'll last for an hour at least on the battle, follow by an hour long rest to recover…"

"WE CAN'T HAVE THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE ON THE FRONTLINE…"

"WELL EXCUSE ME! I WASN'T THE ONE WHO FILLED HIS STOMACH WITH JUNK FOOD!"

An invisible arrow pointed at Momoka's head that said, 'All her fault'.

Suddenly, the alarm system sounded, making everyone jump.

"What the…" Zoro cursed.

"What now…?" Nami and Usopp complained in unison.

"To the Central Command," Keroro voiced over the sirens.

They began to bolt out, but Keroro then turn to Moa, "Err…Lady Moa; would you be a dear and stay with Tamama…?"

"Huh," Moa stared at her uncle before she nodded, "Okay, Uncle-sama! You can say, count on me?"

Unnoticed by the other Tamama growled furiously.


"We have received over a dozen S.O.S. signal from the same source, captain," Kululu reviewed.

Excluding Tamama and Lady Moa, the group had just entered the Central Command.

"Hmm…it must be a high emergency, de arimasu…" Keroro snickered, thinking that he could probably turn this to his own benefit. Giroro and Dororo eyed their Captain shallowly, having a good idea what he had cooking up in that mind of his.

"You really think so?" Luffy asked excitedly. His crew stared at their Captain, fearing that he was going to lead them to trouble while using the current situation as an excuse.

"I have a bad feeling about this," Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Giroro and Dororo stated in unison.

"Well, who is it coming from," Natsumi asked impatiently.

No one can really blame her since any distress calls the Keroro Platoon get usually interfere with her daily life. The other kids were getting antsy themselves.

"I'll put it on speaker," Kululu stated as rapidly typed random crappy command into the system.

A few moments pass before the speaker was overcome by a young female voice.

"…Is this thing working? I can't tell. Damn it…I keep pressing the 'distress button' but nothing happens…" Everyone in the Central Command anime dropped.

"What the frog," Keroro and Giroro swear, as Giroro grabbed a nearby microphone.

"IDENTIFY YOURSELF SOLDIER," Giroro demanded loudly into the microphone.

The speaker on the other must have been scared to death judging from the high-pitched screamed they received from the other side.

"I guess that wasn't the best way to get an answer," Robin stated.

"WHAT," Keroro and Luffy asked loudly.

"SHE SAID 'I GUESS THAT WASN'T THE BEST WAY TO GET AN ANSWER'," Natsumi, Giroro, and Nami repeated loudly in unison.

"OUCH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL," Luffy and Keroro complained, causing everyone to anime fall.


"Err…anyway, who is this," Dororo asked into the microphone.

There was a brief moment of silent before… "Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?"

"How cruel," Dororo mumbled in the corner in his 'Trauma State' as Robin and Koyuki try to comfort him.

"This is Sergeant Keroro you are speaking to," Keroro replied over the radio.

"Keroro-kun; is that really you?" the female voice suddenly became excited, "It me, Karara!"

"GERO," Keroro stumbled, "KARARA-SAN?"


Everyone, aside from the confused Straw Hats, flinch a bit at the name.

"Natsumi-chan," Nami piped up, "who's Karara?"

Natsumi laughed nervously. "A troublemaker that makes the stupid frog seems tame, if you ask me…"

"Yep," Fuyuki intervene, "She's a young Keronian who's supposed to be the heir of a popular industry on Keron…"

"Oh~, does that that mean she's filthy rich~," Nami's eyes had turn to Beli symbol.

"Uh…yeah," Fuyuki answered with a sweat drop.


"GERO," Keroro exclaimed, catching everyone's attention, "YOU WERE SHOT DOWN?"

"Yeah," Karara confirmed over the speaker, "Chiroro and I are okay, fortunately. But we're kind of lost, I think we're somewhere in a forest near Tokyo…next to a mountain side too…"

"Hmm…I see. Don't worry Karara, the Keroro Platoon are on their way…"

"Oh~ you're the best Keroro-kun~," Suddenly, Giroro went up to the speaker.

"Sorry kid, no can do," Giroro informed. Keroro looked in total disbelief and was about to argue when Giroro glared at him, "They should have known better than to enter the frontline territory; it was only a matter of time before it happen…and I'm NOT going through THAT again!"

Everyone, aside the Straw Hats, sweat dropped at the remake as they all began to laugh nervously.

"Oh~," Keroro replied, getting the point, "Right~…"

"WHAT," Karara whined over the speaker, sounding like she was going to cry, "N-No one is going to help us…?"

Giroro was about to hang up before the speaker before it became overflow with sobbing when a red stretching hand snatched the microphone; it was Luffy.

"Hey there, Karara," Luffy spoke, making the Karara on the other side of the line halt her sobbing, "I'm Monkey D. Luffy. Don't you worry, me and my crew is on your way…"

With that, he hung up.


"W-W-WHAT…?" everyone exclaim in unison.

"LUFFY," most of Luffy's crewmates yelled in protest as Robin simply giggled on, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? HOW COULD YOU JUST DRAG US INTO THIS?"

"What? They're stranded out there and could run into trouble," Luffy reasoned rather calmly, despite everyone's obvious frustration, "We can't just simply say 'sorry, but we can't help you because no one else is going to help you'. That will be just wrong."

"W-W-Well…yeah, but…"

"Besides, this will give us a chance to test out our skill in a rescue attempt, get some exercise, and get out the house…"

His crewmates stare at their now grinning captain. There was no stopping Luffy now that he is set to do it, as they all well know, and that he had given some pretty good reason to do so. The humans and the alien invaders seem to realize it too.

Kululu then drew something on a map before giving it to a confused Nami.

"Ku, Ku, Ku, well you heard your captain," Kululu crackled, "Get a move on you lots."

Nami sighed as she accepted the map, before she punched Kululu in the face…hard. Everyone eyed Nami in shocked and confusion; why did she do it?

"Since I can't hurt Luffy," Nami explained, "I'll take my frustration out on him…"

Point taken, "Let's go guys…"

"ALRIGHT, LET'S GO," proclaimed Luffy as he bolted out of the room, leaving everyone to sweat dropped at the action.

"He doesn't even know where he is supposed to be heading to," Zoro stated as bolted after his captain.

Nami sighed. "Zoro, that idiot…he's no different."

She quickly race after the two, hoping to catch up before they get lost.

"HEY, WAIT FOR ME!" Usopp cried as he gave chase.

"Nami-san~, I'm coming with you~," Sanji flirted, as he quickly noodle-dance his way out.

"That was so unnecessary," Chopper groaned as he went to 'beast form' and jolted out.

"Well," Robin remarked, "I better get moving if I don't want to be left behind…" With that, she joined the chase.

"We'll be back before you know it with those two," Franky spoke before he sprinted off.

Brook turned to the humans and the alien invaders with a few 'parting words' of his own.

"Man, the lives two group's unities can never really happen in this crazy town folks. That why you all are get on that plane," Brook retorted in a strange high-pitch cowboy tone, actually making everyone wanting to laugh or grumble, "maybe not today, or tomorrow, or even the day after to-…"

Just then, Franky's hand, attached to what looks like a built-in chain, came flying back, grabbing Brook's shoulder, and yank him out of the room as Franky called, "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND COME ON?"

"YO~," Brook yelped as he got dragged out, leaving everyone in sweat dropped.


"They can't even leave the room without being funny," Saburo commented, slightly amused.

"Small wonders why they called themselves 'pirates'…" Dororo added.

"I hope they'll be okay," Fuyuki whispered. Suddenly, the alert went up again, startling everyone again.

"NOW WHAT," Natsumi whined; she was seriously hating the alert chronically going off.

Kululu turn to the screen before his expression became grave with fear, "Uh, oh…"

"What's wrong with you," Giroro asked, noticing the uncharacteristic unease tone in Kululu's voice.

"We are receiving a written message," Kululu replied as he turned to everyone, showing everyone the horror on his face, "from Dark Admiral Murdada…"

Keroro: And that's a wrap for today's chapter! Phew! That was tiring...

Giroro: You didn't even do much...

Karara: None of guys are going to do anything! You guys are jerks!

ARMPIT Platoon: We have our reasons...

Tamama: But why do I have to get sick? It so unfair!

Chopper: It is, so you folks out there make sure that kids you know don't eat too much candy or they end up worse than Tamama!

Luffy: Next chapter is going to be one of the longest yet! With evil alien kidnappers, a super cool hero, space polices, and a battle for earth! ICAN'T WAIT!

Robin: "Chapter 09: The Will of Dark Admiral Murdada" coming out next month.

Murdada: Review or die...

Franky: Ignore that last comment, please.

Brook: See you next time! Oh wait I can't, I have no eyes! Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!