Yeah.=)Now seems like a good time to update this! Yawns idk I felt like typing yawn. yawn. YAWN:) I feel random! Enjoy!lalalalala! oh wait it's nananana BATMAN! nananana Desclaimer! ...(Wakes up.)Oh damn she's back! Candypairs228 does not own YJ! (glares CANDYAPPLES101) Jeez sorry! Candyapples101, doesn t own YJ, or anything else here. Happy now! {no!}
Ch. 9? Random. That's is the only thing that can describe this chapy, random.
{with YJ} "Well I have to say that was one of the awkwardest moment in my short life..." "No one cares Kid-mouth! Now shh maybe we can listen in, on their convo." He glared at Artemis," Orrrr, we could not bore ourselfs to death and play T & D!" They all smirked, everybody wants revenge! "Fine! Bring it!"
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{with the JL} Superman slammed the door shut as soon as everybody got in. "Okay who wants to explain what the heck is going on!" They turned towards Batman. I could tell them that it's probably some stupid joke orrrr...
{wt YJ}
"Nananananana batman batman batman! Now watch folks here comes the amazing, spectacular, friendly neighborhood Spider..., uh Robin! With his uh boe staff? nanananana Batman!The wheels on the batmoblie go up and down all through the town!JAnd the joker got awayyyy! Hay!" Kaldur sung. "What the hell are you doing?"~ Artemis. He shrugged his shoulders, "ask him", he said pointing towards Roy. Roy shrugged "I wanted to know if he knew the song, so I dared him to sing it. Guess he doesn't. Okay Kaldur, thats enough just sing 'under the sea' from Little Mermaid. You know that one right?" Roy said with a smirk on his face. "I will get you back for this" "That's not how the song goes" "Fine!" and he began to sing again. -
{WT JL}
Batman shrugged his shoulders "I honsently have no clue." ya right, I always know. "How about we start with the basics on this... when was the last time they called you dad? You first Green Arrow." Everyone was in shock. The goddamned Batman doesn't know! Somebody wright this day down! It will be history! "Uh, sure uh," He stuttered, "let me think..." Bruce rolled his eyes, "Okay how about you Aquaman?" "Me! I ... he... Kaldur has never called me father, ever, just king..." "Flash?" "What you kidding me! He always called me uncle! He hates his dad, so why would he call me dad?" "Superman?" "He uh never called me daddy... How about you, when did Robin last call you that?" "Personal," was Batman's short straight reply. "Of course , you would say that" grumbled Superman. "I've got it!" Everyone turned towards GA. "The last time Roy called me that was when.. wait for it... NEVER!" That damn kid never called me dad! "I see, well they could all just be playing a joke on us" suggested Batman. They all burst out laughing,(minus Batman) not getting the joke at all...
- {yj}
Artemis and Wally were both bright red. They had been dared to make out in front of the team. "Ewwww I got ugly Artemis germs now!" said Wally trying to clean his tongue. "Yuck!Dork germs!" said Artemis making a face. "I knew I should of picked truth!" whined Wally. "Oh stop complaining I'm the one who suffered! I wasn't even the one who got dared!" The others were just laughing at them. "Good one Rob!" -
(JL)
Batman getting annoyed,"Growled what's so funny!" They instantly stopped. "Uh batman, we would understand if Wally, and robin played a joke like that... but Roy has to much pride, Kaldur is to respectful and mature, and Superboy always is uh Superboy, just wouldn t do it, like ever..." Flash explained. "Yeesh Bat's you think you'd be smarter to know that one." Batman mentally face-plamed, he didn't even want to know what would happen to the JL if he wasn't there, So he'll just play along, see if they are dumb enough to actually do it. "You're right, what was I thinking a joke? This is much more serious!" They stared dumbfounded. "They could of bumped their heads in a mission or a villain could of hit them with a gass that could of made them believe we are their fathers." They all froze, Flash was right, batman adimting he's wrong, and the kids might have bumped their heads! They all stared wide eyed at Batman, was this even Batman! "Uh then why didn t the girls like call us daddy? And even if they truly belive we are their fathers why didn't they call us dad, or father instead of daddy?" Green Arrow questioned. Oh gawd they are that stupid! Oh well I guess I'll just mess with their heads... "See it s like this..." Bruce explained.
(YJ)
"So it is true! Haha I knew it! You sleep with a teddy bear!" Robin looked down and blushed "An elephant." Roy was chosen to give a truth to robin, boy this day was turning out better than he thought. "Yeah well I sleep with a flash blanket!" Wally said sticking up for his friend, which is weird because robin just dared him to kiss his archenemy, but he was still his best friend and that kiss wasn't so bad. "And I sleep with a Stuffed bunny." Suprisenly Arty whispered that. "And I sing an old lullbay, from mars to help me sleep," spoke M'ggan. "I as well have a special alentian fish that helps sleep."added Kal. "And I sleep with a rock." They stared at Superboy confused." It reminds me of my first home." "Oh, why the hell did everybody just say what they sleep with?"questioned Roy. "Uh team bonding?" suggested Miss M.
JL
- "So what you're saying is that the boys, and Roy, hit their heads in a mission and now think we re their daddies and they only can remember us by daddies, but the girls weren't there, so they know us by our name, and know that we aren't their daddies?" Superman asked confused. "Excatcly." stated Bats. "Wow, well sucks for them, I'll be going now bye!" Before Superman could fly off Batman grabbed him by the cape and pulled him back. "No, Clark you have to stay here, we have to deal with this together, all the mentors."(minus the ones who don't have a sidekick and John)
"Aw, fine! But lets take them all to the infirmary to check for any brain dammage, so we ll know you're not making this up!"Superman accused. "Fine." So all the mentors ran out of the room to get their kids. -
(With the young team)
The kids where laughing holding their sides. "Superman's stupid because he's wearing his underwear on top of his pants!" Declared Robin. "And Wonderwoman is more stupid because she wears a belt on her head! And Batman..." "Athem!" Wally froze. "Is awesome! haha... you guys are back!" Said wally turning around. Superman's face was red, Robin couldn't tell if it was out of anger or embaresment. "What are you guys doing?" "Uhhhhh they dared us to have a joke contest" Rob and KF said at the same time. "Nevermind that! Come with us!" They qiuckly ran to their kid and dragged them out of the room to the infirmary minus, Batman. Batman calmly went up to Robin. "What's wrong with them?" "Athem!" coughed Artemis. Robin rolled his eyes and added "Daddy?" "They all have a serious disease called stupid-Ness, son." Batman said. "Whah?" "It's a long story..." Stupid asses if the kids could only remember calling them daddy then why did they just say their names! It's a wonder how they even got to be heros!
An: I told the witch doctor that I was in loved with you, and then the witch doctor told me what to do he said Ohichicka walla walla bang bang ohichicka. Huh? It ended wow time goes by fast! Augh this is to much OCC! Next one will be more serious. Review please! Make it random!.
