Once more the worlds of The Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius collide in the ring. However this time it's a little different. This time, the boys take on the girls in inter-gender warfare! The stakes have never been higher then they are tonight. LIVE from the brand new Purple Flurp Arena in downtown Retroville, Texas and only available on Pay-Per-View…it's The St. Valentine's Day Massacre!
Greetings faithful readers! It is now time for parental warfare part II! In this contest, David Turner takes on Judy Neutron. This match is one fall to a finish with no time limit and all normal rules apply. Will Timmy's dad or Jimmy's mom win? Read on to find out! The disclaimer is in chapter one.
Bell rings.
The two start off with a collar and elbow tie up before David shoves her off and into the corner. He gets a running start and hit's a dropkick that levels Judy and sends her into a sitting position. He backs up again and goes to drive his knee through her skull, but she moves and he hits the bottom turnbuckle hard. Judy in turn nails a chop block that sends David to his knees.
She pulls him up to his feet and attempts a choke slam, but he struggles out and hits a short belly-to-belly suplex that led to a quick two count. After the pin attempt, David scoop slams her and follows up with an elbow drop. He rolled her onto her stomach, crouched behind her and began delivering cross faces to her jaw. After the forth one, she was able to block the forearm and power out to a vertical base.
"These two seem to be trying to top what their spouses did in the previous contest Wanda. I had a feeling that Judy could go like this, but in my scouting of Mr. Turner I never expected to see this level of ferocity out of him." Eustace commented.
"Neither did I Eustace, although I've seen him tear into Sheldon Dinkleberg in a Submission Match and even then he didn't have the fire in his eye like he does tonight. I think he is thinking that he has to avenge his wife's defeat earlier." Wanda replied as the action continued.
Following a bulldog headlock and a leg drop to the back of the head, Judy stood tall over her fallen opponent. She let David get back to his feet while standing behind him. Suddenly, she locked him up and hit a full Nelson dragon suplex into a bridge for a long two count.
David tried to shake out the cobwebs, when Judy charged looking for a clothesline. David ducked and was able to shove her in the back into the turnbuckles. When she stumbled out of the corner, he kicked her in the stomach, went for and hit a sit out power bomb that resulted in a two count when Judy managed to get her hand on the bottom rope as the three was coming down.
"That was either a lack of foresight on David's part or great wherewithal on Judy's. That power bomb should've finished this match." Wanda called.
"I think it was more of a lack of foresight Wanda. David should've known better then to try to pin her that close to the ropes. Because of that, this match continues on." Eustace commented.
He dragged her up by her hair and hit a swinging neck breaker in the middle of the ring then went to the outside. He grabbed the top rope and hit a slingshot splash that drove the air right out of Judy. He didn't go for the pin; instead he got her back up again and went for a vertical suplex. Judy was able to counter into a suplex of her own. Judy floated over into a lateral press, but David powered out at only one.
Judy went back on the attack, going for a running clothesline. David ducked and was able to catch her with a quick belly-to-back suplex. He ascended the turnbuckles and was able to land a Seated Senton bomb from the second rope. He picked her up, shot her off the ropes and delivered a face buster. He shot her off the ropes again and bent down in preparation for a spine buster, only Judy countered the attempt into a DDT for a two count.
"This match is ramping up in intensity Wanda! They are pulling out all the stops for the glory of the win here tonight!" Eustace commented.
"Indeed they are Eustace. It seems that with the two Main Events, that everyone has stepped up their game tonight in my estimation." Wanda replied.
Following the DDT, David had rolled to where his head was hanging over the side of the ring apron with the rest of his body in the ring. Judy took notice and grabbed the top rope and nailed a slingshot Guillotine leg drop from the inside out. She pushed his head back into the ring and slid back in.
Back inside, Judy continued to press the advantage, stomping away at him before getting him up and shooting him off the ropes, looking for a spine buster of her own. David was able to counter by stopping his own momentum and clubbing her across her vulnerable back.
"The momentum switched hands just like that with that club! I'll be amazed if Judy Neutron can continue much longer after that move!" Wanda called.
David hit an inverted Atomic Drop then followed that with a short arm clothesline. He got her up, shot her off and this time was able to hit the spine buster. The pin attempt yielded a long two and a half count, much to the frustration of the Turner patriarch.
David again tried to get Judy to her feet, but this was met with a kick below the belt that went undetected by the referee. With David reeling, Judy kicked him in the stomach and set him up for her finisher, a variation of the Unprettier known as the "Maternal Instinct". David was able to counter into an electric chair drop for a two count. Judy got up, stunned that anyone had countered her finisher. She began throwing wild jabs, which David was able to duck easily. He began to chop away at her chest, leaving the portion exposed by her shirt a beet red.
"David Turner serves up a big plate of chops! What more can these two do to each other in order to get the win here tonight?!" Eustace cried.
Judy stood wobbly before David as he sized her up. He hit a series of rights and lefts that nearly took Judy off of her feet. She spun around after the last right, which left David enough time to set up. When she came around, David hit her with his Super kick finisher, a move he calls the "Turnabout". When an unconscious Judy hit the mat, David jumped on top of her and got the one-two-three.
"Here is your winner: DAVID TURNER!" Chet announced.
"David Turner hits his 'Turnabout' and gets the duke in the last of our parental contests! That was a wild match Eustace, but it is nothing compared to what we have in store coming up next." Wanda said.
"You got that right Wanda. As intense as that match was, the next two matches will indeed blow the roof off this beautiful facility. We're going to start off with what I am calling the ultimate Money in the Bank ladder match. Timmy Turner will take on his fiancée Tiffany "Tootie" McDonald with their upcoming marriage on the line. Take a look at the long and storied history between these two lovers turned opponents."
Video Package (Set to "My Way" by Limp Bizkit)
(The scene begins with Timmy standing by a fence in front of Dimmsdale Elementary School)
"When I moved here all those years ago, I never imagined that I would find true love. I remember the day I met Tootie like it was yesterday. Francis began bullying her like he always did, but it was when he drew back his fist that I knew I had to step in. I took the punch and the rest is history. I'm not sure if she began liking me because of the bravery of the move, or because I was the first and only person ever to stand up for her."
(The scene shifts to Tootie standing in front of a church in Dimmsdale)
"The day Timmy first stood up for me; it was like I was looking into the face of my guardian angel. I fell in love in that moment and I never looked back. Even when he began crushing on my best friend Trixie, I still loved him, knowing one day that he would see me in a different light. Every night I prayed as hard as I could that the next day would be that day."
(Timmy)
"As we grew up, yes I was freaked out by her constant hounding, but through the years I began to see her differently. I finally began to realize that all she wanted to give me was her devotion and love for eternity. We had a long talk and decided to first try friendship, but everyone saw how much we loved each other. There was no more denying what I knew in my heart to be true: I loved Tootie more then any other female on the planet."
(Tootie)
"The night Timmy told me that he loved me, it was like I was sent straight to heaven on a one way ticket. My prayers were finally answered, and I knew we were destined to be together for the rest of our natural lives and through eternity."
(Both)
"Then came the wedding plans…"
(Timmy)
"She has no right to exclude me from planning our wedding day. It's as much my big day as it is hers for God's sake!"
(Tootie)
"I didn't realize that I was excluding him, but what does he expect? Everyone knows that the wedding day is more important to the bride then it is to the groom!"
(Both)
"I will win tonight!"
(Timmy)
"I WILL have my say in this. I know I put it the option of canceling the wedding all together, but I wouldn't do that to her. However, she has to learn to respect my damn opinion!"
(Tootie)
"It's high time Timmy begins to realize that I'm not that little ten year old that would follow him everywhere he would go anymore. I'm an independent young woman who can make my own decisions, especially about MY day!"
(Both)
"Tonight, we settle this once and for all!"
A/N: Read and Review. Coming up next is the first of our two Main Events: Timmy vs. Tootie in the ultimate Money in the Bank Ladder Match! Thank you again to you faithful readers for supporting this fic. I hope everyone has a very Happy Holiday season.
