Hey guys. Sorry for the wait. I hope I haven't lost any of you. Happy Holidays.


Brittany walks up to a girl standing at her locker "Sup Motta?"

The girl looks at Brittany shrugging "Not much. You?"

Brittany sighs "She's back so I'm not doing to good. I have a plan to take her down a peg or two though. I need your help."

The girl smiles "Anything."

Brittany nods "Cool. I'll come by after school we can hash things out. I don't want to say anything here there are ears everywhere."

The girl closes her locker "Alright. See you later. Can you bring Aidan? I miss the little monkey."

Brittany shrugs "I guess I could. He loves your dad and you. Your dad is kind of part of the plan anyway. Buttering him up might work better."

The girl shimmies a little "Sweet."


Brittany walks up to Quinn "I need to ask you something. Outside of school."

Quinn furrows her brow "What? Why does it have to be outside of school?"

Brittany looks around "You'll find out later."

Santana walks up to Quinn as Brittany is walking away "What was that all about?"

Quinn shrugs "I have no idea. She said she wanted to ask me something outside of school."

Santana looks in the direction Brittany went offering "I can talk to her if you want."

Quinn shakes her head noticing the distressed look on Santana's face "What did you do?"

Santana looks to Quinn "What makes you think I did something?"

Quinn folds her arms across her chest "The look on your face. Brittany hasn't talked to you yet."

Santana sighs "I didn't do anything. I don't know why she hasn't talked to me."


Quinn sits across from Brittany "Why are we out in the middle of nowhere?"

Brittany looks at her "They have good pie here and there are no glee club eavesdroppers way out here. Hi Santana."

Santana turns around "Now you notice me. You were ignoring me all day."

Brittany frowns "I was not doing it on purpose. I'm sorry. Come here."

Santana sits beside Brittany with a slight pout.

Brittany runs her thumb across Santana's bottom lip "Don't do that."

Brittany whispers in Santana's ear making a blush appear on her cheeks.

Santana pushes Brittany back softly "Stop you're making me blush. I totally want all those things you were just offering, later. Why are we here?"

Brittany puts her arm around Santana's shoulders pulling her closer "Okay, so. Quinn how would you feel about Shelby Corcoran teaching at McKinley? Well not really teaching more like coaching another glee club."

Quinn's eyes widen "What? How are we going to do that?"

Brittany shrugs "I have my ways. I just need to know if you're okay with Shelby being back."

Quinn nods "Definitely. I see you with Aidan and I want a chance to get to know Beth. I approve of what you are arranging that will get her here."

Brittany smiles "Sweet. I have to go discuss my plans with the person that will be doing this," bopping Santana's nose Brittany adds "I will see you later to fulfill all those promises I made to you."

Santana giggles looking down at the table.


Quinn puts her tray down on the table Brittany, Santana and Brayden are sitting at "I just overheard Rachel complaining about some girls horrible audition for glee club. I don't think they are letting her in."

Brittany furrows her brow "Don't they have a whoever auditions gets in policy?"

Quinn shrugs "Apparently this girl was so bad they are talking about negating that and not allowing her in."

Santana shakes her head "That's not right. So glad I am not in glee club anymore."

Mack taps Brittany on the shoulder "It's all set. She is here."

Brittany nods "Wait two weeks then go for it."

Mack smiles softly "Okay."

Rachel drops her tray on the table shouting "Shelby is starting her own glee club. Nationals is a long shot now. She led Vocal Adrenaline to four consecutive National Championships. We are doomed, DOOMED."

Brittany snorts trying to hold her laughter back.

Rachel glares at her "What are you laughing at?"

Brittany looks at her "None of your business."

Rachel opens her mouth to speak but Quinn speaks first "Drama queen much? You know you can't always get what you want."

Rachel smirks "I always get what I want. People just can't say no to me. When they do I keep trying until they say yes. It's called determination."

Santana looks at her "It's called being a selfish brat. Sooner or later it's going to come back and bite you in the ass."

Brittany stands up "I'm not hungry anymore. Bye Rachel enjoy your lunch."

Rachel shrugs going back to her seat.


Puck walks up to Quinn "Are we going to get to see Beth now that Shelby is here?"

Quinn shrugs "I have no idea. Let her come to us if that's what she wants."

Puck sighs "I really want to get to know her. I mean I'm not ready to be a dad but I'd like to know our child you know?"

Quinn offers a half smile "I would too but it's up to Ms Corcoran whether or not we get that chance. Be patient Puck."

Puck looks at Brayden "Sup dude? You should join the football team I see how good your arm is when you and Brittany throw the ball around."

Brayden furrows his brows "Isn't quarterback Finn's position? Plus I don't want to get clocked every ten seconds."

Brittany adds "What's the point of standing in a line and waiting for some guy to hit you?"

Brayden points "Britt has a point there. I'd rather play basketball or soccer."

Puck shrugs one shoulder "Suit yourself dude. Bye Quinn."

Brayden watches him leave "Do I have to worry about that guy?"

Quinn turns Brayden's face to her "When it comes to you and him there is no competition. It's you all the way."

Brayden blushes slightly looking down at the table, Quinn raises his face kissing him softly "I love you."

Brayden beams "I love you too."

Brittany makes a gagging sound, Santana slaps her arm softly "Stop it."

Brittany rubs at her arm "Ow."

Santana shakes her head "I didn't hit you that hard," kissing the arm she hit Santana whispers "Better?"

Brittany shakes her head no Santana pecks Brittany's lips quickly "How about now?"

Brittany nods "Yeah. Thanks. I love you."

Santana smiles "I love you too."


Mercedes walks up to Santana while she is at her locker "You should join Mrs Corcoran's new glee club. Our voices together would dominate the show choir world."

Santana closes her locker "I don't know. I mean without Brittany's moves we got nothing. Mike has got some skill."

Mercedes shrugs "Ask Brittany to join too."

Santana frowns "Let me think about it okay. I will ask Britt about joining the club."

Mercedes nods "Sure."


Brittany sits beside Santana in their next class "What did Mercedes want?"

Santana looks at her "She asked me to join Shelby's new show choir. I told her I couldn't join without you. Do you want to join with me?"

Brittany smiles "Sure I guess." Whispering lowly "Sweet it worked."

Santana furrows her brow "What?"

Brittany shakes her head "Nothing."

After class Santana pulls Brittany into the janitors closet "Did you plan this?"

Brittany looks around "You pulled me in here that leads me to believe you planned this."

Santana shakes her head "Not this Brittany. The Shelby thing."

Brittany tilts her head "I don't know what you are talking about. If I did know I wouldn't want to talk about it at school where there are ears everywhere."

Santana pulls Brittany close muttering against her lips "Then we will talk about it later," then presses her lips against Brittany's.

Brittany moans deepening the kiss and pulling Santana impossibly closer.


Quinn walks in to the room Shelby is assigned for here glee club "I would like to join your glee club."

Shelby looks up "Sounds like a good idea. How are you Quinn?"

Quinn smiles "Good. How are you?"

Shelby nods "I am good. I need more time to decide on you seeing Beth. You in the glee club could help me decide. I'd get a chance to get to know you."

The corner of Quinn's lip twitches "Okay. Take your time deciding. I would like to get to know her but I understand that it is your decision. When are rehearsals?"

Shelby smiles "Wow. That is so grown up of you Quinn. Thank you. I'm not sure about rehearsal times yet, right now there are like three people in the club right now so I haven't solidified anything yet. I will let you know okay."

Quinn turns to the door "Okay. Thank you Ms Corcoran."


Brittany and Santana walk up to Mercedes "So who else in Ms Corcoran's glee club besides us?"

Mercedes squeals excitedly leading them to the room where Quinn, Mack and Sugar are standing at the piano.

Sugar claps "Yay more people to help me win."

Brittany looks to Santana mouthing "Easy."

Santana rolls her eyes huffing.

Shelby interrupts the tension "Alright we need a name for our club. Any suggestions?"

Santana and Brittany shout out suggestions, Shelby shakes her head "No we need something that describes what we are to the other teams."

Mercedes announces "What we are is trouble for the other teams."

Shelby smiles "The Trouble Tones."

The room is filled with cheers.


Finn and Mr Schue sit in on the Trouble Tones performance of Candy Man.

Finn gulps "This is trouble."

Mr Schue adds "Big trouble."

At the door to the auditorium Rachel scowls at the girls on the stage shaking her head, This is not happening. Not during my Senior year. I have to stop this. Huffing she spins and storms away.


Shelby claps "That was great ladies. All we need now is five more girls."

Brittany raises her hand "Ms Corcoran I am all for showing girl power but would it be okay if we got a few guys in here? I know my brother is a good dancer, he can sing too."

Shelby furrows her brow "I don't know Brittany. Let's see if we can get twelve girls. I'll give it a week, if we don't have twelve by then we will bring it up again. Okay?"

Brittany nods "Okay."

Santana offers her pinky "It was a good suggestion Britt-Britt."

Brittany mumbles "Thanks San" taking the pinky.


Brittany plays with her food frowning at it.

Brayden nudges her "What's wrong Britt?"

Brittany sighs "I asked Ms Corcoran if we could allow boys in the new club. She didn't like the idea."

Brayden shrugs "Maybe she would change her mind when you beat the New Directions. There are some good performers in that group. I can join then."

Brittany looks up smiling softly "Okay. I guess that will work."

Brayden nods "Good. Now eat. You are teaching Aidan bad table manners."

Brittany looks at Aidan who is copying what Brittany is doing. Brittany starts to eat her food watching as Aidan does the same.

Santana speaks "I was wondering when you two would start eating properly."

Brittany looks up "Santana. How long have you been there?"

Santana shrugs "Long enough to see you and Aidan are two peas in a pod. I guess it is like mother like son."

Brittany shakes her head "No. Are you going to join us or just stand there looking gorgeous."

Santana sits beside Aidan "Hey little man. How are you?"

Aidan smiles "I good. How you?"

Santana returns the smile "Good. How's the food?"

Aidan shrugs "Good. I think."

Santana nods "Good. I like to eat good food."

Santana puts some food on her plate looking at Brittany confused when she jumps "Is everything okay Britt?"

Brittany glares at her "Fine. I think something touched my leg."

Aidan suggests "Lord Ugington. He likes what we eating."

Brittany jumps again Santana smirks "That darn cat."

Brittany shakes her head mouthing "You are so going to get it later."

Santana mouths back "Why do you think I'm doing this?"

Brittany bites her lip, Aidan points "Why you doing that?"

Brittany looks at him "Uh I was checking for food on my lip."

Aidan sticks his tongue out licking his lips "That what your tongue for silly."

Santana looks at Brittany slowly licking her lips. Brittany kicks her softly whispering "Stop it."

After everybody is done eating Brayden stands "Who wants to go to the park?"

Aidan starts to squirm in his seat "Me, me."

Brayden smiles "How would like a little uncle/nephew bonding time?"

Aidan smiles "Yeah. That okay momma?"

Brittany smiles "That is fine Aidan."


When the two boys leave Santana attacks Brittany's lips.

Brittany pulls back "You should be punished for what you just did. Aidan was right there."

Santana leans forward "I want what you promised me the other day. I'm sorry I shouldn't of done that in front of Aidan. Punish me later right now I want you."

Brittany sighs "Fine. I am a person of my word so let's go before my parents get back with Andrea."

Santana grabs Brittany's hand leading her upstairs. Once in Brittany's room Brittany pins Santana to the wall attaching her lips to Santana's neck. Santana moans pulling Brittany closer fumbling with her pants.

Brittany steadies her hands "Easy Santana. We can get your punishment out of the way now. No touching."

Santana screeches "What? No. Punish me later. You know I like to touch while we do this. Please don't make me not touch you. Please."

Brittany sighs "What should your punishment be then?"

Santana leans forward capturing Brittany's lips again "Let's talk about this later please."

Brittany puts her hands on Santana's chest "Wow. That no touching threat did a number on you."

Santana nods softly, Brittany kisses her slowly "I have to fulfill my word first."

Santana beams "I can touch you?"

Brittany takes off her shirt and pants "You can't enjoy this if you aren't touching me. This is all about you after all."

Santana rips her clothes off jumping on Brittany "Thank you, thank you. Wait, I'm not hurting your knee am I?"

Brittany carries them to her bed lowering them onto it "No you're not. You ready?"

Santana leans up kissing Brittany and pulling her on top of her. Both girls share moans.

Brittany collapses beside a satiated Santana "Holy. That was."

Santana finishes "Awesome. You really know how to rock a girls world."

Brittany kisses Santana's shoulder "I just know what my girl likes."

Santana sighs "Yeah you do."

Brittany sits up "We need to get cleaned up. I don't want Aidan coming into a room that smells like sex. You change the sheets I'll start the shower."

Santana whimpers "Shower? I want a bath. You know I like the extra contact after."

Brittany bends down kissing Santana "I know. It's just Aidan is going to come home any minute. He will come looking for me. Next time I promise."

Santana grumbles "Fine. I'm showering with you then we can change the sheets."

Brittany goes to her drawer getting clothes for both of them, Santana huffs "We have to get dressed to."

Brittany turns "I will make it up to you I promise."

Santana utters "You better."

Brittany shakes her head taking Santana's hand "Let's start in the shower then."

Santana's mood brightens "Okay."

A loud knocking on the door interrupts them "Hey girls you'll use up all the hot water. I changed the sheets on your bed. I figured there was a reason you two have been in the shower for twenty minutes."

Brittany detaches her lips from Santana "Thanks mom. We will be right out."


Aidan runs up to Brittany "Momma we had so much fun. We went on the swings and the slide and the jungle gym."

Brittany ruffles his hair "That's great monkey. You're going to have to wait for your bath. I had an extra long shower."

Aidan asks "You really dirty?"

Brayden, Whitney and Santana snort at the implication. Brittany glares them all quiet.

Kneeling down Brittany adds "I just really like being clean."

Aidan shrugs "Okay. I like clean too. We read while we wait for hot water?"

Brittany nods "Sounds like a good idea. Go pick a book."

Aidan runs from the room coming back with a book "This one."

Brittany takes it "Okay let's go to the livingroom."


Whitney walks up to Santana "I called your mom and told her you would be spending the night. I know how much Brittany dislikes being away from you after what you two did."

Santana smiles "Thanks. Don't worry I won't hurt Brittany or Aidan."

Whitney nods "Oh I know. If you do I will destroy you. I may not look like I can but I will snap you like a twig."

Whitney takes a toothpick snapping it in half. Santana gulps looking at the two pieces. Brayden smirks, Watch out for momma bear. She will do whatever it takes to protect her cubs.

Whitney adds "That goes for you too Quinn."

Quinn gulps nodding profusely "I got it Mrs Pierce."

Whitney looks between the two girls "Good. How is school going? I heard you three joined a new glee club."

Quinn and Santana look at each other both daring the other to speak, Santana finally answers "It's good. Yeah another glee club was made when the New Directions didn't accept someone who auditioned."

Whitney furrows her brow "I thought all you had to do was audition and you were in."

Quinn shrugs "This girl was so bad they didn't follow that."

Whitney shakes her head "That's not right. Are you going to be in the club too Brayden?"

Brayden shakes his head "No. It's an all girls club. I am hoping once they beat the New Directions they will let in some of those members. That's when I will join."

Whitney frowns "They won't let in that Berry girl and her T-Rex boyfriend join will they?"

Quinn and Santana shake their heads "Hell no. Sorry. No. We will make sure of that."

Whitney sighs "Good."


Brittany walks in "The hot water should be back now. I'm going to give Aidan a bath then go to bed."

Santana looks at her "I'll be right there."

Brittany nods "Okay. What were you guys talking about?"

Quinn smiles "Just school. Good night Britt."

Brittany shrugs "Alright. Good night."

Brittany turns picking up Aidan and carrying him upstairs. Santana looks at Whitney then in the direction Brittany went. Whitney nods Santana heads upstairs after them.