A/N: So sorry for like, taking a century to write this new chapter! My computer totally exploded! It took like, forevvverrrr to get fixed at the computer hospital so I had to like, write this by hand! D: But! I got a beta, guys! She told me that like, capitals at the start of all the words is like, wrong. So I don't do that anymore! Hope you guys like the new chapter!
Previously!
"Your Knife Doesn't Scare Me Harry Potter!" Voldemort Cried Loudly.
"Oh Yeah!" I Cried
"Yeah! Cried Voldemort. And Now I Shall Take Your Son Edward And Beat Him And Rape Him And Then He Will Be Evil Like Me! For You See Edward….. I AM ALSO YOUR FATHER111111"
"WHAT NOOOOOOOOOO!" Edward Ran Away And Began To Cry. Anne Got Mad And Kicked Voldemort In The Face. Voldmort Ran Away On His Broomstick.
"That Was Close" I Said. Anne Looked At Me And We Shared A Passionate Everlasting Kiss.
But Then….
We Walk Into The Great Wall And There Was Edward And Flute KISSING!
Now!
"OMG!' I said to Anne, "Can't you get pregnant by kissing your sister? It's yuccckkkyyyyy!"
And then... VOLDEMORT WALKED INTO THE GREAT HALL! Again. Because that's what he does. Thems the rules of Voldydom.
"HA HA HA! SUCKS TO BE YOU, HARRY POTTER!"
Then he left! D: So I chased after him because I'm HARRY POTTER, THE BOY WHO LIVED, THE CHOSEN ONE AND I AM A HERO! So yeah, I ran after him.
"I WILL CATCH YOU, LORD VOLDEMORT!" I hollered in an angry voice.
"OI!" said Voldemort in a rage, "DON'T SAY MY NAME! YOU CALL ME HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED, THE DARK LORD OF YOU-KNOW-WHO, DAMMIT!"
"Sorry," I replied.
"That's okay, Harry Potter," he replied, "I'm going to apparate away now to a place that is unknowable so you can't find me!"
"Um, are you going to Malfoy Manor?" I asked with a knowing smirk on my ruggedly handsome face.
"Yeah..."
"Kay, I'll see you soon."
"Sounds good..."
And then he apparated to Malfoy Manor so I couldn't catch him. So I ran back to the Great Hall and made out with Anne because I lover her and that's what you do when you love each other. :3
"But Harry!" Anne cried, pulling away from our kiss, "The kids! The shame! Whatever are we to do, my love?"
"Lets go and have a very serious discussion with them."
"Chilllldreennn!" Anne called out to Edward and Flute. "Why were you KISSING? in The Great Hall?"
"Because we love each other, Mother && Father!" Edward said in his commanding, velvety, smooth, titillating, risque, unmarred, impeccable, paradisiac, splendid, pure, lush, rich, marvelous, incredibly, strippable, sexy, prodigious, genius, musical, bewildering, out of this world voice.
"That's just messed up..." said Dumbledore's portrait.
And then... FLUTE AND EDWARD DID SOMETHING!
TO BE CONTINUED! :D
A/N: OKAY GUYS! SO SORRY FOR THE CLIFFY! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO REVIEW AND I MIGHT GIVE YOU A SNEAK PEEK! :D CAN'T WAIT TO PUT UP THE NEXT CHAPTER SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT THEY DID! I AM SO EXCITED!
Thank you to my BFFL Gemmie for betaing! LOVE YOU BABY!
