APH: The Random Series 8

Chapter 8: China

China sighed, "just another typical day for the Allies.." he muttered to himself, as he saw England, France and America all go at it, Russia was happily watching, he always appeared to be in a very good mood ever since Ritinstonia started visiting him.

"that reminds me, I told her to come pick me up today after the meeting so that she could visit me" he mumbled to himself as he looked up at the clock that hung above the chalk board. The meeting would be over in a minute.

Suddenly the door smashed open, "CHINA!~" a cute voice shouted, making them all turn to see Ritinstonia there. She was wearing a cute, blue Chinese dress completed with matching flats instead of her usual boots and had a blue flower in her hair.

"I know I came a minute early but I couldn't wait!" she said as she sat down next to him.

China stared at her for a moment, then glomped her, "AIYAH! your soo cute! Your like one of my baby pandas aru~!" Ritinstonia just giggled and hugged back, once he let go she stood up and twirled.

"ya like? I had it made just for this occasion" she said giggling and twirling again, china clapped. "you look lovely" England said clapping as well.

America blushed and gave her a thumbs up, "yup! You look good YO! Rockin the dress!" he said, giving her a bright smile. Canada blushed and nodded, "y-you look, a-a-amazing in that dress, I-it suits you" he said softly, Ritinstonia just hugged him quickly and squealed quietly on the inside. He's so damn adorable!

As Ritinstonia twirled a bit more, France snuck up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. She squeaked in surprised, "oh mon Cherie! You look soo lovely!" he said, she raised a brow, but squeaked again when he started pulling on her dress.

Before she could turn around and smack him, China whacked him with his Wok. "hiya!" he shouted, smacking him multiple times before hugging Ritinstonia, "pervert! How dare you lay a filthy hand on my panda aru~" he said. Stepping on him.

"come" he said to her, ushering her out of the room, "let's get going". Once they left France got up and huffed in annoyance. "how dare he! I only wanted to show mon petit cherie how much she inspires me!" he said.

That's when England and America placed a hand on either side of his shoulders and glared at him. "ohhonhonhonhonhon?" France laughed as he looked at them both, and within seconds he was beaten up and bruised, laying half dead on the ground of the conference room.

"well! I'm going to have some tea with some freshly home made scones" England said as he walked out of the conference room dusting his hands off. "hahaha! I'm ganna go home and kick it with some burgers and games with Tony dudes, later!" America said as he marched out of the room behind England. Canada just walked by and smiled to himself, that was actually pretty fun to watch!

France got up and dusted himself, "who do those buffoons think they are! How rude!" he said. Suddenly he shivered, he felt something evil behind him. "Kolkolkolkolkol..." Russia said, gripping a rusted metal faucet in his hands tightly. This can't be good..

-000-

Ritinstonia was amazed, china was such a beautiful country, she was observing everything and taking pictures. when she got to his house she started unpacking and ran outside to his backyard.

It was so beautiful and peaceful, the bamboo for some reason made her hungry. She decided to take a small walk around the garden. She smiled and started randomly dancing, twirling, giggling and skipping, acting like a little girl in a candy store. She stopped once she heard rustling in some near by bushes. She went to go check it out.

as Ritinstonia got closer, the rustling became louder and louder, then it stopped.

Ritinstonia then reached out to touch the bushes, until "Hello! Da ze~" a head popped out of the bushes and shouted, "ahh!" Ritinstonia screamed as she fell over.

It was a boy, his dark brown hair was split in the middle and he had a curl in his that resembled Italy's. "hey! Your a new country aren't you? Your wearing Aniki's clothes! Are you a new Asian country? Oh well Da Ze~!" he shouted as he jumped on top of her and smiled brightly.

"Mine!" he said as he grabbed her breasts. "eh?" Ritinstonia said, confused. WTF?

-000-

China was looking everywhere for Ritinstonia, she said she'd be out in his garden for a walk but he hasn't been able to find her.

"Ritinstonia! Where are you aru?~" he called out. "Mine!" he heard a familiar voice shout out. "Aiya!" he shouted in frustration, as he ran towards where they were, "Ritinsto-" china stopped once he saw what was happening.

"Ayah!" he said as he grabbed the boy and pulled him off of Ritinstonia, "are you alright aru~?" he asked her she just nodded and stood up, dusting her dress.

China then turned to the boy and scowled, "Korea! Don't just attack random people! That includes my guest aru~!"

Ritinstonia just blinked, Korea? China then sighed and gave Ritinstonia an apologizing smile, "I'm sorry, he can be a handful, Ritinstonia this is my little brother Korea, Korea this is Ritinstonia, she's a new found country aru~" he said as he introduced them.

Ritinstonia smiled and reached out to shake his hand. Korea gave her a goofy grin and jumped her again, "Mine!" he shouted happily.

Ritinstonia flinched, but laughed when china quickly grabbed Korea and put him over his shoulder, "Aiyah" China said, shaking his head, then turned and smiled at Ritinstonia. "are you hungry? Would you like something to eat aru~?"

Ritinstonia just smiled and nodded, "yup! I wouldn't mind some noodles" she said happily as they all walked back, (well, as those two walked back, Korea was still over China's shoulder complaining)

-000-

"would you like another one aru?" China said as he offered Ritinstonia another beef bun. Ritinstonia laughed and gladly took another. She was sitting on Korea's lap, since he kept complaining and whining unless she did.

Ritinstonia finished off her beef bun and sipped some tea that had been poured for her. "I love it here! It's so beautiful and I'm learning a lot about the culture!" Ritinstonia exclaimed happily.

China smiled proudly, "really? I'm so glad you love it that much aru!".

Ritinstonia laughed, she wanted to hug China but Korea (South Korea, apparently) was holding her tightly. "Mine! Your going to be my wife!" he said.

Ritinstonia blushed and shook her head, "I can't be your wife dude!". China then tilted his head, "why? Is there someone you already like aru?" he asked. Ritinstonia nodded and smiled at the thought of her crush, Korea noticed this and frowned, his grip on her waist tightened, "no! Mine!" he growled, only to get whacked in the head by China.

"who is it? Oh please don't tell me it's America! He's a bad match for you aru! He's too immature" Ritinstonia smiled and shook her head. In case he hasn't notice, I can be pretty immature at times as well. "is it Russia? You've been hanging around him a lot lately aru, and he seems to be really fond of you" china said sipping some tea.

Ritinstonia growled at the mention of Russia, the bastards been teasing her and calling her short, and she hated that. Hmm... Ya know, now that she thought about it, Russia and China would make a really cute couple. Hmm... Oh they are SO getting hitched! Fangirl coupling powers ACTIVATE!... when the times right!

"no, it's not Russia" she said, China then closed his eyes in thought, "then who could it be aru?" he asked, mostly himself.

"well... I really like Germany.." Ritinstonia mumbled, sipping what was left of her tea. She looked away, avoiding China's shocked face.

"Germany? The guy from the Axis? Aiyah! Why would you like someone like him?" China scold, giving Ritinstonia a stern look. It took all of her strangth not to laugh, "well, he's strict and tough, he's very sex- er, handsome. He knows how to run a county, he's also very fit and a good fighter. But he can be soft and very sweet at times, and he's so cute when he smiles!" she explained, trying not to drool as she thought of her sexy German crush.

China stared at her for a moment, then sighed, "he is, he knows how to run a meeting and he's not as immature as the others are aru. I can see why you like him" he said, sounding a bit disappointed.

Korea just kissed his teeth and huffed, "it's not going to last" he muttered.

Ritinstonia tried not to whack him.

There had been an awkward silence between the three of them, it was getting to her, as she was about to open her mouth a small meowing sound beat her to it.

They all turned to see a small, black kitten with glowing green eyes staring at the three of them. Ritinstonia and China both blushed and squealed. "KITTY!" they screamed as they ran up to it and started patting it.

"aww! Your so cute!" Ritinstonia cooed. China chuckled and patted the small kitten, "Aiyah! What is an adorable kitten like you doing here aru?" he asked it.

The kitten just meowed, earning more squeals from Ritinstonia and China. It seemed to really like the attention it was receiving.

Korea just growled and pulled Ritinstonia to sit back onto his lap. "Mine!" he shouted, Ritinstonia just rolled her eyes and sighed. If it was going to be like this all the time, he's going to get bitten.

-000-

China had shown Ritinstonia all around his home, and now, it was time for her to put her plan into play.

They were in China's Training grounds, standing face to face and glaring at each other.

They both quickly went into defense mode and stood their grounds, waiting.

For what seemed like hours passed by, the two just stood there, waiting. Waiting, for one of them to make move.

China then launched for Ritinstonia, "HI YAAAAHHH!" he shouted, grabbing his wok and quickly swinging it forcefully at her. Ritinstonia quickly twisted out of the way and dodged it. She then grabbed a large, wooden bamboo Sword and swung it at China.

China jumped, easily dodging it, then jumped on top of the wooden sword and jumped high into the air. He swung his wok again at her, aiming for her head.

Ritinstonia gasped then swung her sword, avoiding the wok.

As the two weapons collided, They each pushed it against each other, trying not to lose. After a few minutes they broke apart, each sliding and stopping a few feet away from each other.

Huffing and panting, they ran towards each other and attacked. China swung his wok and hit Ritinstonia's right leg hard, leaving a large, purple red bruise behind. She winced at the pain, then forcefully swung her Bamboo sword at him and smacked his arm hard, leaving the same bruise.

He yelped in pain before swinging again. Ritinstonia jumped (er.. Attempted to..) to the side, quickly dodging it. She winced when she landed on both feet, her right leg throbbed, but she couldn't let that stop her from winning.

She looked up to see China quickly making an aim for her. She jumped (wobbled) herself out of the way and swung her bamboo sword at him again, she was able to whack him in the back, a huge SMACK sound was made.

-A Few Hours Later-

China and Ritinstonia were panting like mad, they were covered in sweat and bruises. "well.." China panted, "that was good training aru, your very brutal" he complimented, she just chuckled and nodded.

Once they both caught their breath back, they got up and went (well.. Limped) Inside to treat their wounds and have some treats.

"hey, can you move your leg aru?" China asked as he inspected her right leg. He poked it, Ritinstonia hissed in pain and growled at China, moving her leg away from His reach.

Her eyes were glowing that familiar bright gold Colour, "WHAT DA FUCK DUDE? YA DON' JUS' GO AN' FUCKIN' POKE MEH IN DA DAMN LEG! YA DAMN SUN UVA BITCH! I'LL KILL YA, TAKE YUR LAND AN' MAKE E'ERYONE IN IT MAH BITCHES!" her Yami hissed.

China was a bit taken aback by her sudden outburst. Her Yami huffed then looked away. "Honestly! I mean that whole damn fight with you and Riti was cool and all but why did ya have t' attack meh!" Her Yami shouted.

China twitched, what the hell was up with the sudden change in attitude?

Yami looked at China for a bit, then sighed heavily, rather rudely too.

"don' ya dare gimmi dat look, 'm not Riti so don' hate on her. I'm her Yami" she introduced herself. Grabbing a random beef bun, and taking a huge bite out of it.

China just stared at her.

"her 'Yami'? I don't believe you aru" he said, crossing his arms and glaring at her. This has to be some sort of sick joke.

"what ya don' believe meh? Well whack meh in da back of ma' head and it'll prove it t' ya" she barked at him, her mouth still full of food.

China waited until she finished her beef bun, before quickly whacking her in the back of her head with his Wok.

He waited a few moments, until Ritinstonia sat up and rubbed the back of her head, small tears forming in her eyes. "that hurt! I'm sorry did my Yami come out?" she asked.

China just blinked for a moment and nodded.

Ritinstonia quickly explained the whole situation between her and her Yami. He seemed to understand, after she finished China gave her some clothes to change into.

They chatted again, and they started becoming good friends.

"my friend, Greenland, might actually like ya lots!" she said, sipping on some of her tea.

"Greenland? I've heard of her aru, she's Denmark's little sister right? Doesn't she also hang out with Iceland and Norway?" China asked, Ritinstonia nodded, then made a disgusted face, "and.. Also... Sweden.." she spat out the name as if she were eating something bitter.

"hmm... If you suggest she's a good country and Allie, then I'll befriend her aru" he said with a bright smile.

Ritinstonia just giggled and finished her tea.

-In The Hallway-

As China showed Ritinstonia to her room, they chatted about how immature the others were.

Riti soon saw a small statue catch her eye, and quickly ran to it, it was a dragon shaped fountain statue thing, holding a small green ball that seemed to roll as the water went through it.

Riti's eyes grew, and she blushed, "it's so beautiful!" she commented. China walked up behind her and smiled, "you like it? Dragons are very sacred here aru"

Riti turned to him and smiled, "Dragons are sacred in my country as well, we love everything about them, they are such strong, passionate creatures" she stated, turning her attention back to the small fountain thing.

China smiled, "well, we seem to have another thing in common" he patted Riti's head and turned to the small dragon statue, it was nice to have someone appreciate his culture and cooking.

It was also nice to know that someone so young would be so wise and act their age.

"I feel like an older brother again, it's nice to have another younger sister aru" he said. Riti turned to him and smiled, "it appears that almost everyone is seeing a little sister in me lately" she replied.

China laughed, "well! You are pretty young, we can't help it! So don't worry, big brother will take care of you when you need it alright aru?"

Riti just sighed and smiled, "sure, I'm actually kind of happy to have such a huge family, it's nice ya know"

They both stared at the dragon statue for a while longer, before continuing down the hall.

-Later On-

Once Ritinstonia was in the guest room, she got undressed and started putting on the PJ's China gave to her.

Today was fun. Although they didn't do much, she got to learn more about china then she already knew. And finally! Someone other then her and Greenland like cats! And his cooking is the bomb! Not to mention he's cute and extremely hot when fighting.

She sighed happily, "yupp! Today was a happy day" she said smiling, she squeaked when two arms wrapped around her waist.

"MINE!" Korea shouted, holding her close.

"oh, hello Korea.. Um, would' ja mind leaving? I wanna go t' bed" she asked, her strange accent was creeping out.

"no!" he shouted. She was too tired to fight at the moment, she gave a heavy sigh, "fine, how's bout I lets ya share a bed wit meh? But dats all dude, we'll. Just. Share. A bed, ya try anythin' and I swear I'll throw ya out the window" she warned, glaring at him.

He smiled brightly and jumped in, she snaked herself onto the soft bed after him and turned the lights off. She tried to sleep and ignored the fact that his arms were pulling her close. "mine.. Da Ze~" he said, drifting off to sleep rather quickly.

Ritinstonia sighted, lucky bastard, it took her ages to fall asleep and this dude was able to be K-Oed within seconds! Lifes not fair. She sighed and soon Started nodding off to sleep.

-End Of Chapter 8-

Author's Note: well! This was a pretty short chapter... I'm sorry TT^TT Hopefully next chapter will be a little longer... Hopefully.

I wonder if you all noticed something... If not then never mind... There will be more hints of it in the next chapter, so please watch out for foreshadowing, cuz there's lots of it implied :)

Foreshadowing... Love it~

Anyways enjoy more of my shitty story! I know it sucks.. I'm sorry for ever writing it TT^TT