Deidara nearly choked at what his mother said, but Sasori seemed a lot more calm about it.

"Marriage... We hadn't really thought about it yet."

Ebi smirked and looked over at the puppet, while Kiribati stared at him.

"So wait, you got my son pregnant and weren't going to marry him??" She frantically asked.

Ebi got up and started to walk away, the smirk never leaving her face.

"Now mom, neither of us had thought about it yet, it isn't danna's fault..."

Deidara's reassuring wasn't doing much help, as his mother got up with a look so angry even the semi-emotionless puppet was scared.

"You weren't supposed to propose Dei, he was, and this wooden little asshole wasn't going to, and I won't have someone like that fathering my grandchild!" Kiribati yelled, reaching inside her shirt.

Deidara was a little upset that his own mother thought Sasori would be the only dad, but forgot all about that when he saw what she was holding.

A bag of clay.

"Danna lets go!" Deidara yelled, Sasori nodding and grabbing him before Kiribati had anything sculpted. Once they were out the door Sasori had enough time to pick Deidara up bridal style and start running again before the demented woman chased them with a barrage of explosives.

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Kiribati walked back into her and Ebi's house, breathing heavily from chasing her son and his boyfriend with high explosives.

"Well I don't know," Ebi started, walking into the living room, "I liked him."

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"Well that was fun." Deidara sarcastically said, sitting down on his bird, surprised that his own mother would be so violent towards him and his seme.

"Dei, if we do get married she isn't invited."

"What?! Danna she's my mom!" Deidara yelled, laying back on the bird trying to get comfortable.

"And she tried to blow me up. Your sister's nice though, she can come."

"Fine, but if my mom can go from super-nice to homicidal in two seconds, what're your grandma and uncle gonna do?"

This was a question that Sasori really didn't want to answer. Every time he played the scenario of telling the two elderly people who raised him he was gay and two times as old as his pregnant boyfriend it ended tragically for one party or the other, not something he desperately wanted.

"I'm sure they'll love you, just let me do most of the talking."

It was still day time when they reached Suna, the clay bird they were on circling a plot of sand outside they gate. They landed, Sasori carefully carrying Deidara off before they bird disappeared.

Sasori let Deidara down as they walked over to the gate with two Suna jonin standing guard at it. Deidara watched as Sasori easily persuaded the two nin to step aside and let them through.

"Danna, how'd you get them to let us through?"

"Well, if a wandering nomad happens to find a lost pregnant girl alone in the desert, it would be best to get her some shelter wouldn't it?" He asked, Deidara slightly agitated that his own danna called him a woman.

"You couldn't just say you were visiting your grandparents?"

"I have built a little infamy Dei, if I had so much as said 'grandparents' they would figure out who I was."

This was true, cause not a lot happens in Suna, so when the grandchild of Chiyo kills the Sandaime Kazekage and about three hundred others, people do tend to remember.

The blond and the redhead walked down one of the streets, passing a few small vendors and things, Deidara realizing that almost everyone (excluding some of the ninja walking around) was wearing the same robe as Sasori.

"Damn danna, I'd hate to lose you in this crowd."

"Dressing to survive Dei, it comes with living in the desert."

"I honestly can't see how anyone could live here." Deidara replied, looking around at the different buildings made of sand.

"Because we choose to Dei, living in the desert gets you ready for life, builds character."

'Perfect,' Deidara began to think as he followed his redhead to the end of the street, 'Danna's a gym teacher.'

"Dei, we're here."

Deidara dropped the thought of gym teacher danna and looked forward, seeing a very large building that wasn't made of sand, meaning it had to of been important.

"Is this were your grandparents stay? They must be doing well for themselves."

"Did I forget to mention that back in their day they were super famous and now they just spend all day up there doing... Well I don't really know."

Well that's a bit of info that Deidara missed.

"What'd you mean they were super famous?!"

"Well technically they still are, but don't worry, they won't hurt you as long as you stick close to me."

Deidara followed his danna's instructions and walked next to him, before grabbing the puppet's arm and putting it around his waist.

The two walked into the large building, when Deidara learnt that it was basically stairs.

"I think they already don't like me." Deidara said, leaning into Sasori.

Without responding Sasori grabbed Deidara and held him up bridal style again. Sasori looked down into Deidara's blue eyes before leaning over and planting a short kiss on him.

"What was that for danna?"

"For being my sexy little Dei, now let's go." He replied with a smile.