Aphrodite Cabin at Camp Half-Blood
"NO!" Silena yelled. "I'm not going to see Charlie looking like this!" Silena began to cry while Lacy and a girl named Janielle comforted her.
Janielle rubbed her back softly. "Oh, Silena. Beckendorf doesn't love you just because he thought you're beautiful."
Lacy nodded in agreement. "Yeah, he loves you because you're a good person and help other campers. Sadly, not many of us in the Aphrodite cabin are like that."
Drew analyzed herself in her mirror. She was still hideous. "Oh please, hon. Beckendorf sees you he'll probably die of fright." Drew began to apply makeup, which really didn't make any sense because it just made her look even more ridiculous.
"Shut up, Drew," Janielle snapped, her big blue eyes flaring.
"No, Janny," Silena said sadly. "She's right, Charlie will freak out when he sees how I look. He'll call me a…a…a big ugly…MESS!"
Janielle pulled Silena off of her bed. "That's it, Beauregard, you are GOING to see Beckendorf whether you like it or not." Janielle began to pull Silena towards the door.
"NOO!" Silena protested. "NOO, LET ME GO! JANIELLE PARKER THIS IS TOTALLY NOT COOL!"
Drew laughed as Silena was helplessly pulled and thrown out of the cabin.
Janielle began to push Silena towards the Hephaestus cabin, which was where Beckendorf would be.
"You…have…to face…him," Janielle yelled. She and Silena earned strange looks from the other campers (probably because of how hideous they looked) but she didn't. Janielle was determined to prove to Silena that Beckendorf loved her for who she was.
"NO, LET ME GO, PLEASE!" Silena shouted at her half-sister.
Finally, they reached the Hephaestus cabin. Silena looked like she might shake apart from nervousness. Janielle knocked on the door. Out came Charles Beckendorf, his face was beaded with sweat and was very oily. His hair looked like it was taken over by grease and really disgusting sweat. His clothes were no better. His orange Camp Half-Blood T-Shirt was oily, greasy, and sweaty. If there was an Oscar award for worst-looking-Hephaestus-camper, Beckendorf would've won.
However, this didn't make Silena feel any less self-conscious. She knew that she looked bad…no, bad was an understatement. She knew that she looked grotesque, ugly, hideous, disgusting, repulsive and—
"Uh…who are you two?" Beckendorf asked.
Janielle held out her hand for him to shake. "I'm Janielle, daughter of Aphrodite. Please excuse my looks, my siblings and I kind of ate some bad candy."
Beckendorf nodded. "Who's she?" Beckendorf gestured to Silena.
Silena gulped. She turned to ran away but Janielle grabbed her arm.
"Oh no," Janielle scolded. "You're not going anywhere, Beauregard."
Beckendorf's jaw dropped. "Silena Beauregard?"
Silena nodded. Her eyes filled with tears but she wiped them away. "I know, I know, I'm not beautiful anymore."
"Well…uh…I was just kind of surprised to see you like this," Beckendorf responded, feeling guilty at his reaction.
"You mean horrifically ugly?" Silena asked, though she knew the answer was going to be 'yes'.
Beckendorf took her hand. "Well, um…I don't really care that you're ugly now. I mean, look at me! I still love you anyways."
"AWWW," Janielle gushed. "HOW CUTE! I TOLD YOU SILENA!"
Silena and Beckendorf shared a hug.
"I love you, Charlie," she muttered.
Day 9: Poseidon
Poseidon snickered as he set up the equipment in Apollo's room. The 'equipment' was actually just a big, realistic-looking doll of that chick in The Exorcist. You know, the girl that inspired the Scary Maze Game! 'This is going to scare the Hades out of Apollo,' Poseidon thought as he messed with the lighting in Apollo's grand room. Poseidon also attached a very small microphone to the doll, just like the Amazing Amanda doll. Only this prank was going to be a whole lot more hilarious.
Apollo walked into the room, humming the song Billy Jean by Michael Jackson. "It's a shame the dude died (AN: I KNOW, APOLLO!)," Apollo mumbled.
Apollo flopped down on his super comfy bed. He was ready for a nice, long, soothing nap.
Suddenly…the light in the room began to flicker. Now Apollo as the god of light could've been able to make his own light with his power but he had been hopped up on so many horror movies that the flickering scared him too much.
"APOLLO!" yelled a voice. The voice was frightening and senile. It was similar to the voice of the girl in The Exorcist movie.
"LINDA BLAIR?" Apollo demanded.
"YESSS," the creepy voice snickered. "APOLLO…I MUST TELL YOU SOMETHING."
"WHAT?"
"LOOK BESIDE YOU!"
Apollo looked beside him and almost pissed his pants. Sitting next to him in the bed was the girl in The Exorcist.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" Apollo demanded, cowering.
"KISS ME, APOLLO! I WANT YOUR SEXY LIPS ON MINE!" the voice replied.
Apollo was extremely scared so he leaned over and…and…KISSED THE THE EXORCIST GIRL!
OH THE HORROR!
Day 9: Athena
Athena decided to go back to the beauty salon Aphrodite had taken her (see Chapter 2). This time, she didn't want a makeover. She was going to do something sinister. Something so horrible that it might cause the women in there to die!
Athena didn't struggle a bit with carrying Zeus's expensive golden electric hair brush. Sure, he might blast Athena to Tartarus if he found out but Zeus was still at the phony Country Club of Great Immortal Leaders (see Chapter 8). And if Zeus was stupid enough to believe that a club like that existed then he wouldn't recognize if Athena took his golden hair brush. The hair brush was a gift from Hera and it was Zeus's most prized possession. It sparked electricity whenever it was near women wearing way too much makeup!
And in the beauty salon there were plenty of those.
"Hello, Antoinette," cooed Jennifer, the airhead boss of the beauty salon. "Are you back for another a bombshell makeover?"
"Uh…no thank you, Jennifer. I was just so grateful that you made me hot that I decided to give you a little present," Athena replied.
Jennifer squealed. "OOH, IS IT MAKEUP? OR ETERNAL GRACE PERFUME? I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS!"
Athena mumbled, "You are such an Aphrodite girl." Luckily, Jennifer didn't hear.
"OR IS IT GUCCI STILETTOS? GUCCI IS, LIKE, SOOO AMAZING!"
"NO! Jennifer, I bring you this!" Athena handed Jennifer the tooth brush.
Jennifer frowned. "Uh…what the heck is this?"
"A VERY POWERFUL OBJECT, OH NO! I BETTER GO!"
Athena knew that the presence of the women in too much makeup would make the beauty salon spontaneously combust. Athena ran out and then…
BOOM!
The beauty salon exploded.
And finally…there was less women wearing too much makeup in the world.
ISN'T THAT GOOD NEWS?
The Hermes Show
"Poseidon won," Hermes announced. "I've done worst things than blowing up a beauty salon like
(WARNING: THE AUTHOR HAS BLOCKED OUT THIS PART OF HERMES SPEAKING THE BAD DEEDS THAT HE HAS DONE BECAUSE HIS BAD DEEDS WERE TOO DISTURBING, DISGUSTING, SENILE, AND REPULSIVE! THE AUTHOR SAYS THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!)
So, please review and tell me what you think. I decided to add a little Beckendorf and Silena love in here as well. The next chapter will have some Tratie and possibly a little hint of Thalico. Remember, I said POSSIBLY! :D
