Sword Art Online Alternative GGO
*Let's Continue, The Past*
"The teams near Pito! They're conspiring together!" LLENN said
"What do you mean?" Fuka said
"They've agreed to a temprary cease-fire! I think the leaders of each team gathered and then someone who's a good negotiator convinced dthe teams to cooperate. Now they're a team of dozens of people that intends to drive M's team from the mountain they're holding."
*Fast Foward, The Present*
"Pito, you'd better not die before I kill you!"
*Outside Squad Jam*
Everyone was looking at the map on the screen.
"Twenty-nine against six, huh?"
"But this looks like it'll be an interesting battle."
"As long as that princess doesn't interfere."
"Yeah. She's the one to worry about."
"I hate broads who get in the way when there's an exciting battle between men, shrieking "Eek! I'm scared!"
*Back At Squad Jam, M's Team*
"They're so clever! So seven teams have forme a cabal to gang up on us. This is lovely!" Pito looking down the mountain
"With those numbers, and without their leaders, it's going to be tough. Should we withdraw?"
"Obviously we're gonna ambush and massacre them all!" Pito said
"How?"
"M will explain it to you." Pito said
*With The Team Leaders*
"They're close. Between 150 and 200 meters. All members, head for the scan site."
*Back At The Mountains*
"Is this really the place?"
"Hey, can you see anything?"
"Nothing! No sign of the enemy!"
"They probably moved."
"No. Look at that!"
*With The Team Leaders*
"So they intend to weather this by hiding?"
"Do you read me? They're likely hiding behind the waterfall."
*Back At The Mountains*
"All members, open fire all at once!"
Everyone started firing at the water fall.
"Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
Moments Later. M's team were hiding behimd the water fall without getting hit once.
"Now that's what I call a hail of bullets. So what's your status?" Pito said
"I was shot." M said
"Are you gonna die?"
"Sorry to disappoint you. I'm fine."
"Shucks! And I was gonaa avenge you..."
"Don't worry about me. The stage is set. Now do as you please." M said
"You don't have to tell me. Okay, I'll wait for your sign!" Pito said
"Yeah."
Soon after, M spotted enemy players getting closer. M grab's two grenade and throws both of them. Second later, they both exploded sending the enemy players down to the water.
"They're alive! Behind the waterfall! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
Everyone started shooting at the waterfall again. Another team on top of the mountain were watching the combat at the bottom. Then, the rest of M's team came behind them and started shooting at the enemy team.
"I'm heading out. Give me as little backup as possible."
"Roger."
The players continued to fire at the waterfall but Pito apper's behind a player and stab's him in the back. She soon grab's her weapon and fire's three more players in front of her.
"E-Enemy attack!"
Pito knee's another player at the face and step's on his arm to grab the weapon. She then turn's around and fires at three more enemies. Pito hide's behind a boulder and throw's a body out in the open while the players fired at the dead body.
"She threw a body."
Pito then quickly apper's in front of player.
"Hi!"
Pito elbow's the player's face and take's his shotgun.
"Dammit!
Pito fire's the shotgun at the player as the head was cut off from the body. The two other players saw the head fall down. That was enough for the players to run. One of the player trip's and look's in front to see Pito. Pito fire's the shorgun at the player. Pito grab's the grenade from the body and throw's it. Seconds later, the grenade exploded killing two more players hiding.
"Wh-What the... What the hell is that woman?"
"They got you good."
"I got tagged by some bullets that ricocheted off the rocks. My spine and head didn't get hit though." M said
"I told you this was dangerous. It's a reckless plan."
"Where's Pito?"
"She's toying with the last two guys down there."
*Minutes Later*
M walk's toward Pito.
"What are you waiting for?" M said
"Well, see... He still has his gun. I'm waiting for him to draw. I'd feel guilty about shooting defenseless people, you know?" Pito said
"Is that supposed to be a joke? We don't have time to waste." M said
"Fine. Sheesh." Pito shooting the remaining players
"Huh? He's still holding on!" Pito said
Pito fire's another bullet at the player's arm but the player didn't give up yet.
"Why are you trying so hard?" Pito said
"Do you enjoy tormenting an opponent who can't defend himself? Huh?"
"Did the thirty of you enjoy tormenting the six of us? Yes! The answer is both are entertaining! If you and I had traded places, we both would've done the same thing!" Pito said
"Hey! Enough! Let go of me! Then kill her without holding back!"
"Forget it. Until they're defeated, you and I are comrades. Besides, our leaders are listening in on this, so I'm sure they'll do something about it!"
"You..."
"Hey, don't ignore me." Pito said
Pito fires more shots at the player.
"You're still not dead? This is what I hate about pistols. Plus, I'm out of ammo." Pito throwing the pistol away
"Your plan wasn't bad. You did well. But this was the result. Even if the surviving seven leaders stay teamed up, they don't stand a chance. Tell your leaders this. They should all resign." M said
"Hey, cut that out! That's no fun! Tell your leaders this, boys! "We got our asses kicked! This is humiliating! Please, get revenge for us!" Tell 'em that! Got it?"
"Yeah, they'll butcher you bastards!"
"You'd better be ready!"
"That's it! That's the look I wanted to see! See you!" Pito walking away with the rest
Soon after, Pito throw's a grenade at the players.
"Bastards!"
"Go to hell!"
The grenade exploded soon after.
"Those two really developed a deep friendship. I'm sure they'll be pouring each other tasty booze ten minutes from now. I guarantee it!" Pito said
*With The Leaders*
"What just happened? Dammit!"
"They're all definitely dead."
"I'm going! I'm gonna avenge my m-"
Soon, something cut threw the player's body. The leaders were shock as two more leaders were shot down. Pito was using her sniper at the mountain. Pito continue's firing at the leaders. She fire's at the player as his head exploded. She then look's at the other player.
"This is the last one. Idiot! Stop!"
Pito saw the player resign from the tournament.
"Jeez. I wanted to kill him..."
*Outside Squad Jam*
Everyone was shocked to see Pito kill a lot of players.
"How many did that woman kill?"
"Over 20, for sure."
"She even killed with jer bare hands. Such strength."
"And she's carrying an M107A1. There's only one of those on the Japanses server, right?"
"I guess recently there are a lot more those anti-materiel rifles. In the last BoB, some woman named Sinon went on a rampage using a Hécate 2. Using that rugged thing, she easily picked 'em off from that distance."
"She's got a lot of tricks up her sleeve."
"Now we know for sure. They're gonna cream everybody else and win. It's not just M with that shield, those masked guys are also crack shots. And to top it off, they've got that demonic woman. Any team they encounter is gonna be pushing up daisies-"
"Why haven't you guys been watching LLENN and Sonic? Their awesome! If they keep it up, they'll definitely win this one, too!"
*Back At Squad Jam*
"Fuka, Sonic, I advanced 100 meters. No sign of the enemy." LLENN said
"Roger. I'll catch up. Guide me, please." Fuka said
"I'll be there in second." Sonic said
"Here." LLENN showing her Bullet Line
"I see you Line. I'm gonna follow it." Fuka crawing threw the tall grass
"Thanks for Bullet Line." Sonic crawling as well
"I never imagined there's be a savannah inside the dome." Fuka said
Minutes Later, Fuka and Sonic finally make it towards LLENN.
"I feel like a cockroach crawling through a kictchen. Though there aren't cockroaches in Hokkaido... So where are we now?"
"Almost halfway there." LLENN said
"That's all?"
"Still, we're using Bullet Lines to keep going straight ahead. And it would be too dangerous to take a detour. Going around to the north would put us in the MMTM's path, and to the south would male us run into SHINC." LLENN said
"But there are three teams in the dome." Fuka said
"I know. Maybe this is where I lose my reputation as a "lucky girl." Fuka, are you sure to you can't sprout wings from your back? I'll hang underneath while you soar the rest of the way." LLENN said
"Can't do it. I gave up being a fairy to come here." Fuka said
Thre three heard loud bullet noises.
"Gunfire, ahead on the left. About 200 meters from here. I can't see any Bullet Lines." LLENN said
"Then they're fighting each other! Wipe each other! That helps us!" Fuka said
"Strange. Something's off... There's something strange about that gunfire." LLENN said
"What's that?" Fuka said
"Got it! This is a trap. Just like the teams that teamed up to target Pito, the teams in here are working with each other."
"Maybe they thought there was a chance we'd come to the dome... The previous SJ winner is popular! But how did you figure it out?" Fuka said
"All that gunfire is coming from the same direction at the same distance. It's too unnatural. The only thing I can come up with is that they're all firing from the same position." LLENN said
"Wow LLENN." Sonic said
"You sure do have sharp ears. So what do we do? Sneak up on the enemy from behind and attack?" Fuka said
"If we keep moving slowly like this, we'll slip out of their net. I don't want to waste precious bullets in a situation like this." LLENN said
"Roger. I guess that's the best way." Fuka said
"I'm going to take a slight detour to the right. Give me another Line, please." LLENN said
"Okay. About 100 meters ahead, right?" Fuka said
"I should follow her just in case." Sonic walking with LLENN
Fuka put's her finger at the trigger as a Bullet Line appeared. LLENN and Sonic both stopped to see an enemy team.
"Fuka! Subtract 30 meters and fire!" LLENN said
"Hey!"
A grenade flew up at the sky and start's going down toward's the enemy team. The grenade exploded behind them distracting them. LLENN and Sonic started running towards them. LLENN start's firing at them.
"LLENN! Sonic! Are you two okay?" Fuka said
"We're okay, but unfortunately, the enemy found us! Your backup saved us! I went through a magazine! We took down four of them, but now I only have 700 bullets left!" LLENN said
"G-Gotcha!"
"Can you make it here?"
"On my way!"
Fuka stand's up but soon, Bullet Lines appered at her face.
"They're shooting at me! They're shooting at me!"
"Fuka! Run!"
"I can't! I can't! If I raise my head up, it'll get blown off! I'm scared! There are Lines lighting up all over! A bullet grazed me!"
"Fuka!"
"I'm a goner! LLENN, go on without me!"
LLENN take's out her silencer and put's it on her P90.
"Fuka! We're gonna do "that"!"
"Okau! Whenever you're ready!"
"Open fire straight above you!" LLENN taking off her coat
Fuka fire's more grenades at the enemy team. It soon exploded right next to them.
"Smoke! Don't fire carelessly! We'll end up shooting each other!"
"Why is the smoke pink and blue?"
"It's them! The Pink Devil and The Blue Blu-"
Then, one of the players get shot on the head and a sword zoom pass by and cut the player's head off.
"Where'd that-"
Two more players were shot in the head and their heads were cut off from the flying sword.
"I can barely see in this, so be sure to keep your head down." LLENN said
"Don't worry wbout messing up."
LLENN and Sonic were running inside the smoke. She fire's at the player and Sonic slashes the player's head off. She then fire's at the second player and Sonic cut's the player's head off. She then fire's at the third player and Sonic slashes the player's head off as well.
"I came up with this plan with Pito in mind. But I have to use it here, like this?"
"I'm gonna slaughter all of you!"
"More smoke!"
Fuka fire's more smoke grenades.
"That little pink girl and blue animal are scampering around! They shot and sliced me! We're gonna lose visibil-"
Soon after, LLENN and Sonic pointed their weapons at the enemy.
"Say this to your teammates. "I killed Pink and Blue!" Say, "Everyone, stop firing."
"I-If I refuse?"
LLENN and Sonic both killed the player at the same time.
*Outside Squad Jam*
Everyone cheered for both of them.
"Another one!"
LLENN fired at two more players and Sonic cut both heads off.
"Amazing!"
"LLENN and Sonic can see them?"
"It's the Bullet Lines. Even in the smoke, the Lines are visible."
*Back At Squad Jam*
LLENN and Sonic were running threw the blue and pink smoke. They soon run towards a player and both attacked the player the same time.
"What a waste!"
A Bullet Line appeared. LLENN fire's at the player whule Sonic throw's his sword cutting the player's head and coming back like a boomerang.
"LLENN! Sonic! I've got six canisters of smoke left!" Fuka said
"That's fine! There are only two or three of them left, so we'll get 'em! Fuka, take cover!"
"Gotcha!"
"This is really something." Fuka looking around and seeing dead bodies
"I used 200 bullets! I don't have many left- There! There you are!"
"Your done!"
Fuka hear's bullets and a sword noise. She was just standing there listening to the whole thing.
"I've just decided. I'll never get in a fight with Kohi in the real world..." Fuka said
Then, someone jumped out of the grass behind Fuka. She quickly turn's around see the player running toward's her. She quickly roll's over as the player trip's over. Fuka quickly get's up and grab's her pistol.
"You wanna go?"
"Dammit!"
"Too bad! Scream the name of your god!" Fuka said
Fuka start's firing at the player but misses every shot. Soon after, the pistol was out of ammo.
"How's that?" Fuka said
"Huh?"
"Huh? They've should've hit as this distance!" Fuka said
"Young lady... Could it be you're awful at firing handguns?"
Fuka just stood there with an annoyed expression on her face.
"In SJ, your corpse will remain as an "Immortal Object" for ten minutes, right? D-During that time, I could grope it as much as I want without a harrassment warning popping up, right?"
Fuka throw's her pistol at the player's face. She grab's the player's weapon and start's hitting the player with it.
"Perverted, bastard, scumbag, rotten, sleazy savage! Time to receive divine retribution from a female enemy! Take this!"
Fuka jump's and slam's the weapon in the face very hard.
"When a fairy is swinging a broadsword... don't underestimate her!"
*Outside Squad Jam*
The crowd were all shock because of what Fuka did.
"So that girl's am experienced fantasy VR gamer, huh?"
"S-She bludgeoned him to death."
"Scary..."
*Back At Squad Jam*
"Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen..."
"Yeah. That's all of them, isn't it?"
"There were three teams, so eighteen would've been the norm..."
"I get it!"
LLENN fire's at the player that pretended to be dead.
"I knew it!"
"The "playing dead" ploy!
"What can I say? You got me. Okay, I surrender. I surrender! Look, as you can see, I'm unarmed. I've got a gun at my hip, but if I reacj for it, you'll shoot me, right?"
"Of course. I want to conserve bullets, so if you resign, that works for me."
"Well, it beats dying. But if you have time, can we chat a bit? You two are cute. Especially the Blue Hedgehog. I love-love-love cute, strong girls and animals!"
"This one's a riot. Funny enough to deserve a bullet."
"What's in those pouches?"
"Is it okay if I move my right hand?"
LLENN nod's with a yes.
"Then if you'll excuse me..."
The player slowly grab's her pistol but LLENN fire's at her hand.
"Ow!"
"Show me what's in your pouch! And don't dawdle, or I'll shoot your ear off next!"
"You're a scary girl..."
The player open's the pouche and take's out what's inside.
"Here."
"I knew it! Do you use a P90?" LLENN said
"No! My gun is an Ar-57, but maybe you don't know it? I use the bottom receiver of an M16 and the top is like a P90, 'cause they both have magazines-"
"Take out the magazines! Not only what's in your pouch, but what you've got in storage, too!"
"Wait a second. Why do I have to go that far? I'm already going to resign."
"I'm gonna win! Using your magazines!"
"So what's in it for me?"
"Fuka. I'm gonna shoot the arms and legs. Would you go behind this guy and take charge of the storage? And Sonic, you cut the head off after. Ok?"
Okay."
"Got it."
"I swear, you three are cute but have no mercy. You do know this is being broadcast? They can't hear us talk, but it's obvious from the movements. That you're ill-mannered lowlifes. It's even worse because your're women and an animal. This is gonna go down in GGO history."
"Are you done talking?" LLENN said
"Okau, okay. I'll give it to you. I'm sure I'll get it back once the event is over anyway."
The player open's up her menu.
"But shouldn't you at least give me a token of your appreciation?"
"Like what?"
"It's not a big deal, but... how about a kiss?"
LLENN, Fuka and Sonic all gasped in shock.
"A kiss is just a kiss. A smooch. A peck. From three of you would be ideal, but at least the girl in pink. Give me a kiss of appreciation! Of course on the cheek is fine."
LLENN had a disgusted look on her face.
"Do only lechers play this game? LLENN, I'm gonna blow his head iff with a grenade." Fuka said
"I'll cut off his head after." Sonic said
"Fine. It's not a big deal." LLENN said
"It's not? Are you crazy?"
"This kid has a screw loose, but if it means getting my gands on precious magazines, it's better than armed robbery." LLENN said
"Hurray! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"
"Well, if it's okay with you, LLENN..."
"Just go right ahead."
"But first, take all your magazines out!"
"Sure, sure! Just keep your promise, young lady."
The player summons all the magazines. The magazines all fell down at the ground.
"A pile of treasure! I can shoot now, right?" Fuka said
"Can I slash now?" Sonic said
"No."
LLENN walk's closer to the player while pointing her P90 at the player.
"Scary..."
"I hate you, but I'll keep my promise."
LLENN walk's closer to the player. She then put's her mouth next to the cheek and slightly kisses at the player.
"Clever." Fuka said
"Not bad." Sonic said
"This way, even if this is being broadcast, it'll look like you're whispering in his ear." Fuka said
"I'm still shock it's a guy and not a real girl." Sonic aaid
"Well? Are you satisfied?"
"Totally satisfied! My heart's beating fast! That was nice! Only girls are good at kissing. A man's kiss is too rough, you know?"
"A-A man's kiss?"
"What's that? Do you normally kiss men?" Fuka said
"Sorry about that. I didn't tell you, did I? I'm a woman."
"-A woman?" LLENN said
"-A woman?" Fuka said
"-A woman?" Sonic said
"My avatar seems androgynous, so I talk like this on purpose... I'm flat, but wanna see my chest? Maybe it would be easier this way. In real life, I lile both boys and girls."
"Um... Please don't tell us about your real life." LLENN said
"What's wrong with that? Why don't the four of us have tea together sometime? A virtual girl and animal gathering! Ther are hardly any girls or pets in GGO! So let's be friends!"
Sonic was just standing like a statue hearing him being called an animal and a pet. Fuka was listening to the whole conversation.
"Y-You have no idea what we're like im real life. I could be a 50-year-old woman."
"I don't care! I love all people. Hey, since we've got this opportunity, why don't we form an all-girl squadron? But without the animal. Let's do it!"
"Never mind that. Just resign already." Fuka said
"W-Well, I'm going to borrow your magazines." LLENN said
"Go right ahead." LLENN said
LLENN was putting all the magazines on her inventory but soon after, the player quickly get's down and grab's LLENN as well.
"What?"
"Get down!"
Sonic quickly came back to reality. Fuka quickly get's down along with Sonic. Soon after, bullets started flying towards them.
"LLENN!"
The player throw's LLENN toward's the grass.
"W-Win this thing!"
LLENN look's at player's body laying on the ground. Soon, Bullet Lines soon appered at Sonic, LLENN, and Fuka. The three saw the lines and started running as bullets were flying towards them.
"Dammit!"
"We spent too much time talking! The enemy team from the north zeroed in on us! They're..."
LLENN look's and see's a player standing on a tree.
"...MMTM!"
To...Be...Continue...
"Next Time: The Devil's Comback." LLENN and Sonic as narrtors
