"Onna!!! I will never let you drink so much!!!"
"Are... you implying that..*Stumble* That I'm Drunk??"
"Yes..."
"But I was in a drinking game with Heero!!! It required me to drink!!!" She said pouting.
"Then i won't let you play anymore drinking games!!!" He reached in all of the pockets on her trying to find the key to the apartment.. and Heero's Excessive laughing wasn't helping the situation much.
"But they're fun 'Fei-'Fei!!!" She said letting him search her pockets and she cracked up laughing too!!!
"Wu-man I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" Duo said. " And Heero won't stay still.
"Onna!! Where are the keys!!!" He finally gave up but she only shook her head while laughing. Quetre took pictures off Heero laughing.
"What is so damn funny?!?!?!" Wufei said finally blowing his top. Heero stopped laughing.
"Are you looking for her keys.." He began snickering.
"You know where they are?!?!?" He asked Heero.
"Down her shirt.. she didn't want to forget them if she happen to have gotten drunk!!!" Trowa said and Heero started laughing twice as hard because Trowa said it.
"Onna Give me the keys!!" He said She shook her head in a childish manner. "Why not??"
"You'll have to get them yourself!!!" She said and Heero was now in tears from laughing so hard, Quetre immediately started blushing.
"I am not reaching down y our shirt to get your keys."
"Yet you don't mind watching me get dressed??" She said making Duo's jaw drop Quetre turn redder, Trowa.. stayed the same and Wufei narrowed his eyes at her.. Heero was gasping for air.
"Man.. never get the perfect soldier drunk."
"Duo!!!!" A certain blonde stepped out of the elevator.
"Hey Mina.. what ar you doing here??" Duo said over Heero's laughter.
"Well I was going to go see you at the club then i saw you dragging Bunny out of the club.. and figured she wouldn't give you the apartment keys right??"
"Right..." Duo said.
"But Fei it's easy.. Just stick your hand down there and take the keys!!!!!" Serena was practically begging him. "Please!!! I promise not to play anymore drinking games with Heero!!!!" She said.
"You sure as hell won't!!!!" Wufei said.
"Please!! It's really easy!! Look!!!" She stood on tip toe to kiss him.. of course he kissed her back but he saw where this was going and kept his hands on her waist until she tried to slowly move it then he pulled back.
"Why don't you just hand me the keys??"
"Wheres the fun in that???" She said. "Are you afwaid of touching me in such an intimate way??" She asked he just glared her. " I aweady towd you i'm not dwunk!!! Just Vewy Turned on!!!" She whispered in his ear (with a lisp) he frowned and she cracked up laughing.
"Sere, I know you can hold your liquor without getting drunk for a WHILE so stop pretending and give him the damned keys!!"
"Fine!!" She Angrily reached down her shirt. "You took the fun out of it Mina!!!" She opened the door and skipped inside of the house.
"How'd you know she was faking??" Duo asked.
"Please.. Releana and me have tried to see how much it would take for her to get drunk.. apparently your friend doesn't drink much..3 glasses of the heavy stuff... Sere take 5.. although it can be dangerous."
"No.. he doesn't drink much.. he just took the game as a threat to his ability to take on missions." Mina Froze.
"M-Missions??"
"Don't ask.." Duo said.
"Right.. listen I'm gonna go.. are you guys going to be here tomorrow??"
"No.. We have a job to do... our original reason for being here!!" Trowa said.
"Ooooh.. ok.. Ja!!!" She took off.
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(A Week later)
"So you guys are leaving??" She watched Wufei pick up the Duffel bag she had given him with '06' on it.
"Unfortunately yeah..." Wufei kissed his girl once more. "I still don't see how you could fake being drunk THAT good" He said.
"Drama school 5 years!!!" She said kissing him once more... "I hope you can come back soon!!" She said.
"I hope so too.." He said giving her one last kiss and then was gone. As soon as they got to Quatre's mansion They had a mission. To go to a Masquerade ball being hosted by a guy named Mamoru Chiba. Word is that '90' will be there. Of course they had to go seeing that their mission is to Destroy that Onna!!
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Short??.. yes.. crazy.. yes… anyway.. I'm, sort of advertising my original fic.. Title 'How I became the Dragoli Princess.. PLEASE READ IT!!!
