I do not own Charmed, and I don't own any of this.
The mailman arrives at the Halliwell Manor on the last day before retirement, to be greeted by a scantily clad Phoebe. She takes him to her bedroom, where they have hours of mind-blowing sex. She then fixes him a wonderful meal.
When he is ready to leave, she slips him a dollar bill.
"What is that for?" He asks.
Phoebe: "Oh, when I told my sister that this was your last day, Piper said screw him, give him a dollar! The meal was my idea. "
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A/N: thanks for everyone who read my jokes, and I hope you all enjoying them. :) and sorry its a short joke but next time a full Lengthy Joke for all, but remeber the more reviews i get, the more i feel like to update thanks guys :)
