Awkwardness! Turns out, Double D had been holding onto Alyssa's panties for quite some time now, who knew he was a pervert? How many people wanna bet that he keeps it under his pillow? xD
"Uh..." Double D said stupidly. Alyssa raised an eyebrow. She tapped her foot impatiently. He continued to stutter idioticly until she let out an aggrivated sigh.
"Agh! I don't have time for this! Look, can you come over to my place for a second? Alice got sick last night, I need someone to check on her!" Alyssa said. Eddy stopped laughing at once.
"Wait, Alice is sick?" He asked.
"Yes! I just said that, now Double D, will you please-" Eddy ran out of the house, trampled on the unconcious Kevin and went into Alyssa's house. Double D and Alyssa watched him freak out with amusement. "Ah, young love..." Alyssa sighed. Double D shifted his gaze to her slightly and then dropped it to the ground.
"I'll be right there in a moment, just let me fetch my instruments." He said, and shut the door. Alyssa walked back to her house and went into Alice's room to find Eddy there, watching her sleep.
"She'll be fine Eddy. Don't worry so much." She said as she took the towel off Alice's head and rewetted it in a small water basin, replacing it on Alice's warm forehead.
"I'm not worrying! It's just..." Double D came inside with a doctors bag full of stuff, Ed close behind.
"Alice! Nooooo! Don't die!" Ed wailed into the bed, Alice groaned at all the loud noise and cracked open one eye.
"Do you guys mind? I'm trying to sleep here..." She grumbled. Then she sneezed. Double D checked her temperature, pulse, and throat. He told Alyssa that she'll be fine after some soup and lots of rest. The two had to literally drag Eddy and Ed out of the room. Alice grumbled some more about how some people had no respect for the sick, and fell back asleep.
A loud thumping and cracshing noise came from downstairs, waking Alice. She climbed out of bed, surprisingly feeling much better. The sniffles, headache, runny nose, and fever were gone! The thumping and clattering continued. Alice walked downstairs, still in her pajamas, into the kitchen to find Double D. "Double D? What are you doing?" Alice asked, wondering why he was making so much noise. Then she noticed his clothes. Still had the ski hat, but now he had white rabbit ears popping out of it. He wore a red waist coat and white dress pants, big white rabbit feet and a fluffy tail on his butt. "And why are you dressed like that?"
"Oh dear! I'm going to be late! So very very late!" He jumped up and down, creating a thumping noise and some pans fell as he searched the entire kitchen. Then he opened the oven. "Ah! Here it is!" He climbed inside.
"Double D! Don't do that! You might cook yourself!" Alice tried to go in after him, but then she fell. The oven door closed behind her, making the fall much darker. The only light came from the lamps that floated randomly. Chairs, beds, pianos, even a steering wheel, many things floated around her as she fell. Narrowly missing a record player, Alice tried to get a grab on a chair, but it manuvered itself out of her grasp. The walls that surrounded her were made of wood, flower designs trailed down and around everywhere.
The fall ended with her landing on three beds, then onto a big pink tiled floor. She groaned, head pounding from the fall. "Oh dear! I'm late! The queen will surely have my head if I don't show!" She heard. Looking up, she saw Double D run through a pink door. It shut behind him with a soft click of a lock. The door's lock was kind of odd, it had plank on it, but he was made out of gold. She looked around for any more doors, but that was it.
Attempting to open the door, she jiggled the handle. Locked tight. A large rack and a changing curtain appeared behind her. She turned to see the rack filled with dresses. The rack also had a label that said 'wear one of us'. She shrugged. Maybe getting out of the pajamas would be a good thing. She searched through the rack. Nothing but lace, frills, and pink for all the eye can see. She nearly gagged at the poofy pink one. It had sparkles and fairy princess wings sewn to the back. She was about to give up when something caught her eye. Taking the dress off, she liked it and walked into the curtain to change, grabbing some shoes and a matching ribbon as well.
She walked out, wearing a blue ribbon on her head, a also blue dress with ruffles and a white apron on the outside. She also had black and white striped stockings, black shoes, little white frills on the end of the apron and hem of the dress. Not too shabby. A click was heard and she looked to see the door open, the plank lock now had hearts for eyes. Alice, now a little creeped out, stepped into the door.
The environment was... amazing. That's all she could describe it as. Butterflies, horseflies, and many other insects buzzed by. The trees were oddly shaped but green nonetheless. The road was paved like a chessboard, but then it started with dirt once she had made it to the forest. Her black hair felt the cool breeze passing, air much fresher than back at Peach Creek. As she walked, rustling came from the bushes. Jimmy and Sarah came out, wearing red overalls and black and white striped shirts. Also had red beanies.
"Hello there miss!" Sarah said.
"We've never seen you around here before. I'm Tweedle Dum." Jimmy said, his braces were gone.
"No, I'm Tweedle Dum! You're Tweedle Dee!" Sarah yelled.
"Um, nice to meet you two. My name's Alice."
"Do you want to play? We've got lots of games!" Tweedle Dee/Jimmy asked.
"No thank you. But can you two tell me where this boy dressed as a rabbit went? I followed him here." Alice replied.
"Cmon then! Let's play!" Sarah said, completely ignoring what she had said earlier.
"Let's play!" The two chorused. Then the two ran off. Alice, completely confused, continued to walk down the path til she hit a fork in the road. A blue cat with Rolf's cat magically appeared in the air before her.
"Welcome new girl. Cheshire askes and wishes to know what you came from." The cat said. Alice raised an eyebrow.
"Cheshire?"
"Yeeess?" The cat turned a bit.
"Where am I?"
"You are in Wonderland of course silly girl! May Cheshire ask for your name?"
"Alice."
The cat grinned widely, showing his set of green teeth. Alice nearly vomited. "Um... alright? Can you point me to the right direction?"
"Well that depends where you want to go. Over here..." The Cheshire/Rolf pointed to his right. "-leads to the Mad Hatters. And over here," He pointed to the left. "Leads to the March Hares. I suggest you go to the hares though. He had such fine tea!" The Cheshire then disappeared and left Alice all by herself. How weird... I didn't know cats had green teeth... She thought.
She continued to think the whole walk to the March Hare's. "MY TEA!" Someone screamed. She was narrowly hit by a flying tea cup.
"Ed?" She asked. Looking at the table, Ed and Eddy sat there, laughing like maniacs. Ed had scruffy brown rabbit ears and wore a filthy orange button up shirt with a green dress coat. His pants were also orange and he probably had a tail as well. Eddy had a massive green hat on and wore a black waist coat, a green shirt, and black pants. Both held cups of tea and a little tiny Nazz wearing a red skirt and a regular yellow blouse with mouse ears and a tail snoozed in the sugar bowl. The two Eds continued to joke and rant about random things until Alice decided to make herself noticed. She coughed loudly, getting their attention.
"COMPANY! WE LOVE COMPANY VERY MUCH NOW, DON'T WE MARCHY?" Eddy yelled, he got up and walked from his seat at the head of the table, on the table, and stood in front of Alice. He took her hand and kissed it, making a loud SMACK as he pulled away. Alice blushed slightly, she had never had anyone kiss her hand before. "PLEASE! SIT!" He yelled. Alice had to cover her ears a bit from all the noise he was making.
Then, Eddy pulled out a set of earplugs from his ears. "So sorry about that dearie, the flowers were singing again, and their voices are absolutely HORRID!" This earned a small giggle from Alice. Eddy smiled at her and offered her a seat next to his. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am known as the Mad Hatter. And this is my best friend, March Hare." He pointed to Ed.
"My name is Alice. Nice to meet you two." Well, at least in here, Eddy is polite and- Eddy threw a tea cut and it shattered on Ed's sleeping face.
"WAKE UP FUZZY!" He yelled. So much for politeness...
"I LIKE GRAVY TEA!" The March screamed randomly. Then he actually proceded to pour gravy into his tea and ate the cup while drinking. Eddy continued to talk meaninglessly, then the sound of galloping horses was heard. "It's the knave..." March muttered, hiding his gravy under the table. Eddy took a jawbreaker out of his pocket and shoved it into Alice's mouth. "MMPH!" She tried to say something but her voice was muffled by the candy. Slowly, she began to shrink as the candy dissolved in her mouth. Thankfully so did her clothes. Then he popped her underneath his hat, she peeked out from under the rim of the hat.
The knave came to the table, on his black horse clad in black armor. He also had a black heart for an eyepatch. He also had a thrust out chin. The man looked very familiar until something clicked inside Alice's mind. Kevin?
The knave stood at the other side of the table and picked up a cup. His one eye scanned the table and it's occupants. "Hello dorks. How have my favorite mad men doing lately?" He sneered. Eddy clenched the table cloth tightly and forced a smile. Ed threw a cup.
"YOU WILL NOT HAVE MY GRAVY!" He screamed. The knave ducked and the cup flew off and crashed on the ground somewhere.
"I have heard news of a intruder coming into Wonderland. If you two are helping her instead of the red queen, it will be-"
"Yeah yeah, off with our heads, then our souls will forever be launched into blackness. Blah blah blah. Now go away. Me and Marchy here were having a wonderful conversation about the marvels of muffins." The Hatter said. Alice bit her lip in a attempt not to giggle. After the knave had left, Mad Hatter pulled Alice out. "Looks like the Queen wants your head lassie. Not a very good thing to be wanted."
"Um, how do I get back to normal size?"
"Oh, yes. Of course." He then pulled out a cup of tea and placed it before her. "Drink this." Alice drank the tea, as she slurped it down, the growth began and soon she was back to normal and now sitting on the table in front of Eddy. Her legs spread apart as she drank the last drop. The Mad Hatter was about to say something but his entire face flushed red. Alice was confused by this behavior until she saw that her dress had hitched up very high, and her black panties were showing.
"EEP!" She slid off the table and pulled her dress back down. A loud horn blasted in the air.
"Crap! The knave sent soldiers! Quick, you need to get out of here!" He said, and pulled her away from the table and into the woods surrounding the place. Then, he stopped in front of a hole in the ground next to a dead tree.
"What the- Why are we stopping here?" Alice asked, the horns getting louder.
"This will take you to the white queen's castle, you will be safe there."
"But what about you?"
"Marchy can't stay in a cell all alone! He also needs someone to get him to stop eating bugs. Stay with the queen." He soon pushed her into the hole.
Alice fell into the blackness, watching as Hatter got captured above. A white light then came from the bottom and she landed on green grass in front of a large white palace. "Oof..." She rubbed her now bruised butt and walked towards the castle.
"Please now dears, don't be sad. Your happiness is what makes this castle beautiful." The white queen said to the weeping child, the child nodded and smiled. "Why don't you go home now? We can play again later." The child left and the queen turned to leave. Alice went through the palace doors and marveled at the white columns and beautiful furnishing of the inside of the palace. At the throne stood the queen, or as Alice knew her, her best friend.
"Your highness?" Alice asked, curtsieing in a hurry before approaching the Alyssa look alike.
"Hello my dear. How may I help you?" The queen asked, a gentle smile on her face. She wore a solid white dress, the sleeves slipped off her shoulder and hair was white as well. Feet couldn't be seen and she also wore white gloves.
"My name is Alice. My friend, the hatter, has been taken prisoner. Can you help me?" The queen's eyes widened at this request.
"Oh dear... sneaking into the palace is such a dangerous task alone... and saving someone is suicide to someone who doesn't know what they're doing..." Alice's heart sank at these words. The queen saw this and gave a small smile.
"Alice... such a foreign name. Are you... from another place perhaps?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"Ah, an outsider. I have heard many things about your world, in books. These things called dinosaurs, and your home is run by this presidante." She said. "I can give you the things you need, but do be careful when in that palace dear Alice." The queen said. Alice's hopes lifted.
The doors slammed open and the familiar pounding of feet approached the two women. "Y-Your majesty!" The rabbit blushed and bowed, his head and ears hitting the floor. The queen giggled slightly, then helped him regain his posture. Alice watched this with a hint of a smile. Even when they aren't my friends, I can tell they like each other.
"White, I need you to help this young lady. She requires a map of my step sisters castle, a sword, and a suitable red dress." She said. The rabbit obeyed and fetched all these things. Alice changed into a short red dress with black lace, thin straps, a garter belt, a sword in its sheath at her side, black boots, and red ribbons held up her hair.
Alice left on the back of a dragonfly, the giant lizard flew speedily. In under three minutes, they were already at the red queens palace. The dragonfly setted her down in the garden, where no one could see. Alice stroked the dragonfly behind the wings slightly and it shot off. Alice ran into the palace, sword ready.
People paid her no mind and only thought of her as a guard. She saw a locked door, but the keys were gone. Taking a bobby pin from her hair, she undid the lock and it came open. It led to a dungeon. Walking down the stone steps, water dripping from somewhere. Then she heard the mad rantings of a mad man. "Damned queen, her head should have been lobbed off years ago. Why just last week she killed a man for coughing in her court room." Alice picked the lock to the Hatter's and March's cell. The door creaked open loudly.
"Alice?"
"Gravy tea?" Eddy/Hatter ran up to the raven haired girl. She hugged him and he hugged her back.
"What are you doing here? I told you to stay with the queen!"
"I don't care, you're not getting killed!" Alice had tears start to come.
"Alice! Please!" More voices joined in with him, saying her name repeatedly. "Alice! WAKE UP!"
Alice opened her eyes, Eddy, Double D, and Alyssa loomed over her. Alyssa hugged her best friend. "Thank god! You're awake!" She felt something wet slide down her face. Then she felt someone wipe it away with a finger. Eddy blushed a bit and wiped his finger on his pants. Alice blushed too and smiled at him. "You slept for a whole day! And you kept mumbling to yourself." Alyssa said.
"Heheh. Really?" Alice asked nervously. She looked down at herself. No dress, just her pajamas. Everything just a dream. Everyone looked at her worriedly. Alice grinned a big cheshire cat smile. "So, what's our next scam?" Eddy grinned as well and began to spill the details.
