By the end of their learning Lisa and Rod were both horrified. Leaving the treehouse that night they left with more knowledge than they ever wanted to know. Rod left for home being reminded "What happens in the treehouse stays in the treehouse" By Bart. Leaving the two siblings alone. "You saw this forth grade?" Lisa asked when Rod was out of sight. Bart shrugged and nodded a yes in reply but didn't anwser. Bart had that look on his face again the faraway stare like something was bothering him. "Are you okay?" Lisa asked. A smirk, a little smile. "Of course Lis why wouldn't I be okay?" Bart replied. "You seem a little-" Lisa tried to explain. Bart cut her off with a wave of his hand. "Im fine little sister your the one who might consider be asked such a question" Bart told her. With a smile he climed down from his treehouse informing her not to stay in his treehouse to late then walking into the house. Something was bugging him but Lisa couldn't prove it.
The next day Bart decided it was time to see Milhouse dressing to the best he pepared himself struggling with his tie when Lisa walked in. "Do you ever knock?" Bart complained. Lisa didn't anwser instead she inspected her brother closley. "Who's the girl?" Lisa asked. Bart turned and placed his hand on his heart. "I'm hurt that you think the only time I dress up is for a girl" Bart replied. Lisa rolled her eyes. "Who's the girl?" Lisa asked again. "Milhouse" Bart responded. Lisa gave him a werid look then slowly fell on his bed. "Isn't that a little-" Lisa tried to say. Bart gave his sister a disgusted look and ripped off his tie. "No it's not I'm visting him in the hospital" Bart infromed her. Lisa let out a sigh of relief as Bart took out a lighter and set his tie on fire then dropping it out his window. "Bart!" Lisa yelled. Bart shrugged innocently as they both heard a yell. "I'm on fire! I'm on fire!" Todd Flanders yelled. Bart laughed evily as Lisa gave him a look reluctantly Bart dumped water on Todd's head. "Water from heaven" Todd exclaimed. Bart rolled his eyes. "Of all the guys in Springflied High you had to pick the one with the dorkest brother" Bart accused. Lisa smiled dramaticly. "What can I say he's a good kisser" Lisa said. Bart barfed mentally all the way out the door.
At the hospital Bart asked for "Milhouse Van Houten" but was denied access until Milhouse himself showed up. "Milhouse?" Bart said. "Bart! I knew you would come" Milhouse greeted his friend. Bart gave a sigh of releif this wasn't like anything he planned. "How come I wasn't given permission to see you?" Bart asked. Milhouse laughed nervously. "My mother thought it would be better if you didn't see me" Milhouse replied. "But I'm your best friend" Bart protested. "Yeah but my mother thinks your a bad influnnce on me and the cause of sending me here" Milhouse explained. Bart laughed and put a hand on his friend. "Nonsence, we were on the trip and a you walked into a tree" Bart lied. Milhouse looked at him for a second of disbelief but Bart gave him a small smile. "Have I ever lied to you?" Bart asked. "Well there was my goldfish" Milhouse remembered. Bart shook his head. "Ask anyone at school tommorw" Bart told him. And Milhouse agreed.
That night Bart stayed up calling everyone he knew telling them what happened to Milhouse so no one blew the lie. The last person Bart talked to was Lisa who was in her room playing her saxaphone blues. "Hey Lis" Bart said knocking on the door. "What's up?" Lisa asked. Bart stood looking at spare things on her dresser. "Milhouse is coming back to school tommorw and I have told him that he got knocked out by a tree" Bart explained. "Thats stupid" Lisa commented. Bart looked at Lisa's dresser then picked up a framed restraining order. "So is this?" Bart told her waving it infront of her. Lisa grabbed it back and held it close embarresed she agreed. "Fine" Lisa said. Bart smiled it was working as planned.
The next day at school Milhouse confirmed the same story: He went on the trip got lost in the woods then got hit by a tree and with his luck it gave him a serious concussion. "Sorry I ever doubted you" Milhouse apoligized. Bart shrugged. "That's why I told never listen to your mother" Bart told him. Milhouse sighed. "Guess we never found that love cave huh?" Milhouse asked. Bart laughed nervously as he saw Lisa and Rod coming their way he quickly spun Milhouse around. "Nope" Bart lied. Another sigh from Milhouse. "Too bad I would take Lisa in the cave and make her fall in love with me" Milhouse dreamed. In the corner of his eye Bart saw Rod kissing Lisa on the cheek as he dropped her off to class he laughed a nervous laugh. "Yeah too bad"
A/N: Alighty then another chapter is up poor Milhouse read and review :)
