Me: So, this is really short. Apparently my itty-bitty adorable notebook, while a good size, isn't really meant for long chapters.
Spock: Wasn't it meant to record dreams?
Me: Dreams are overrated. Although I did have an odd one where the football game was going on and we were marching in a circle... But anyway.
DISCLAIMER: J.K. Rowling? Where?! *looks around wildly* Oh. Well, I'm not the wonderful Ms. Rowling, who is kindly letting us fanfiction writers use her creations... And I'm also not whoever owns Hetalia. Even if I am just using their names. And kinda their personalities...
9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
After finishing my homework in the common room, I get up. Glancing up, Alfred (who still hasn't finished his work) asks, "Where're ya goin', Artie?"
I don't know what came over me. I replied: "My name is Arthur, and I'm going to give Moaning Myrtle an eyeful."
Hearing this, Ludwig the Head Boy decided to deduct 15 points for inappropriateness, adding that he "would expect that level of perverted-ness from Francis, but not from Arthur", and to not refer to showering as giving Myrtle an eyeful.
Needless to say, several first years picked it up.
Me: So, for all of you non-Hetalia lovers, it's about countries who are personified. It's kinda hard to explain, really... But anyway, Alfred is America, Arthur is England/Britain, Ludwig is (West) Germany, and Francis is France.
Spock: Just go watch it. Even if it's rated TV-M, it's really not that inappropriate. But if there's a young child in the room and you don't have headphones on...
Me: Don't watch it. Review? And don't do drugs, people! It's not worth it!
