Grey's Anatomy.

Old school Disclaimer: As much as I'd love to, I don't own it :'(.

So, this is actually based from this idea of a story had when I started watching Grey's online a few months ago. See, this disclaimer isn't even a sarcastic comment or something of that sorts!

Don't ask me how I got the idea, I don't know.

Lexie, Lucy - 13. Meredith, Cristina, Izzie, George, Alex, Callie, Arizona - 14. Mark, Derek, Owen, Addison, Teddy - 15.

Thanks to all reviewers, all I ask for is feedback! :D Thanks everyone! I honestly mean it! I'm gonna try to reply to everyone's reviews via PM, even if it's just to say thanks!

Title Song By Taylor Swift, Chapter Song By Blink 182.


Also, I NEED YOUR HELP!

Should I make Mark have a kid(like Sloane)? Should Izzie have her teen pregnancy(outside of camp)? Should Addison leave for a private camp in LA?

I need help! Review with what you want.


Never Grow Up

Chapter Nine: First Date.

Year 7(Part 3).

Week 3, day 5.

Mark and Lexie sat on the loft floor, bored. Lexie felt stupid- she'd gotten herself stuck up here for a stupid prank, if she'd known her dream guy would've ended up saving her and getting trapped too, she would've at least worn something nice. She was wearing pajama's and had no make up on- for a thirteen year old, this was torture.

"I'm getting pretty hungry," Mark broke the silence.

"Yeah, me too," Lexie agreed. She stood up and started looking in the boxes, "maybe they keep something up here."

After searching for fifteen minutes, Lexie gave up and sat back down on the floor beside Mark.

"Nothing," she sighed.


An hour and a half later (they guessed), noone had found them.

"How can they not notice we're missing?" Mark asked. "You're sister hasn't noticed you being missing! Plus, it's gotta be so quiet without me! How could they forget me! I'm the life of the party!"

"Maybe they think we've gone somewhere." Lexie suggested.

"Well, that annoys me!" Mark yelled, standing up and walking to the door, he started jumping on it and pulling at the ladders.

"That won't help!" Lexie walked over to him and pulled him away from it, "You're freaking out! You just need to calm down!"

He sighed and walked back to where they were sitting.

"So, what was the dare?" Mark asked. Lexie explained the full conversation with Izzie and Cristina to him. He burst into laughter.

"What? It was just a silly dare! I don't get how that's funny!"

"Because Owen was sitting outside on the grass with me and Derek, just hanging out before Bailey caught us, when he says 'why can I hear woman shouting sex at me?' me and Derek convinced him it was because he was a perv' and he ran inside and hid in the bathtub!" They started laughing together. As the laughter died down, Lexie looked at the boy she was totally in love with and grinned.

"This is a dream, Lexie. You fell asleep in the attic! You. Are. Not. Having. Conversations. With. Mark. Sloan!" Lexie thought, "Hey, this is a dream and it's amazing! This is in my head! I could kiss him and he would have to like me back because this is my head!" Lexie shuffled closer to Mark. He didn't seem to notice. Eventually, she was sitting beside him, he looked at her, confused as to why she'd moved. Lexie seized the moment and kissed him. He didn't pull away.

"What was that for?" Mark smirked.

"Just because I like you, and I know that you won't remember any of this when I wake up."

"What are talking about?"

"This is a dream." Lexie told him and moved back to where she was originally sitting, with her back against a stack of boxes.

"Lexie, this isn't a dream. It's real life." He lent forward and pinched her arm. She jumped and then her eyes widened. She started gasping and rambling incomprehensible words. Mark moved closer to her, trying to calm her. She looked into his eyes and started gasping even more. She was hyperventilating. She started banging her head on the boxes. After 10 minutes, things started falling out of the boxes.

"Oh my God." Lexie muttered.

"Ow!" Mark yelled as a picnic basket toppled out of the boxes and smacked him on the head. "Why do we have a stupid basket up here?"


10 Minutes Earlier.

"Derek!" Meredith ran to her almost-maybe-not-really-sure-about-what-we-are-kind-of-boyfriend, as he was coming from his room.

"Meredith." Derek smiled, seeing his almost-maybe-not-really-sure-about-what-we-are-kind-of-girlfriend.

"Derek, I need you to talk to Mark. I need you to tell him to keep Little Sloan out of Little Grey."

"Was he hitting on you?" Derek asked.

"No! Not me, Lexie! It occurred to me last night that Mark might like Lexie, so tell him to keep Little Sloan out of Little Grey, okay?"

"Fine." Derek agreed, praying that this removed the 'almost' from their relationship status.

"Thanks, Derek." Meredith grinned and kissed him.

"It's okay." Derek grinned. This definitely removed the 'almost' and the 'maybe'.

"Ow! Why do we have a stupid basket up here?" Meredith and Derek looked at each other.

"Mark?"

"Have you seen Lexie?" Meredith asked. She turned and walked to the 'forbidden-staircase' and started running up it. Derek ran after her, making sure that noone was around.


"Lexie, it's okay!" Mark tried to calm her. Lexie shook her head and continued rocking back and forth. She stopped as the hatch opened. Meredith stuck her head up into the loft.

"What are you doing up here, Mark?"

"I was coming from the room where I hide Derek and Owen's things-"

"Mark!" Derek yelled from the ground below the hatch. Mark winced and sighed.

"Are you guys coming?" Meredith climbed back down the ladder, Lexie ran to the hatch, climbed down, and ran as fast as she could back to her room. Meredith ran after her, Mark climbed down. Derek used this time to talk to him.

"Mark, Meredith asked me to talk to you about Lexie-"

"She's one hell of a girl, isn't she, Shepherd?"

"Well, Meredith would prefer it if you... if you kept Little Sloan out of Little Grey- Lexie's Little Grey. But keep Little Sloan out of Meredith's Little Grey." Derek cringed and turned to him as they got to the staircase. "Just... leave Lexie alone." Derek walked to the stairs and through the door at the bottom. Mark looked offended.

"You could at least be accurate! Big Sloan, Derek! Big Sloan!" Mark sighed and walked through the door.


Arizona sat in the cafeteria with a glass of pink lemonade in front of her. Callie walked in and grabbed a cup of coffee. She saw Arizona and walked over to her. She sat down and took a deep breath.

"I like you." Callie told Arizona. This caught the girl's attention and she looked at Callie.

"Really?" Arizona grinned.

"Yeah, but I'm not gay, well, I don't know, I guess I'm not gay or straight."

"That's fine, Callie." Arizona grinned even more. Callie's confused expression faded to a smile when she saw Arizona's dimples.

"So, what do we do now?"

"Well, we could eat alone at a table for dinner tomorrow, get dressed up, like a date?" Arizona asked, hoping Callie would say yes.

"I'd love that." Callie grinned and stood up.


Week 3, day 6.

Arizona sat in her and Teddy's room. She was going through her and Teddy's entire make up collection looking for the right lipstick. Teddy had been back and forth, getting things from other people's room's for Arizona.

"Not right. Not right. NOT RIGHT!" Arizona snapped, throwing a lipstick across the room.

"Arizona! Calm down! You. Are. Not. This. Person! And Callie doesn't want you to ever be that person, okay? She wants you! Stop trying so hard."

"You're right, Teddy." Arizona stood up and hugged her best friend. She picked up her plain, regular strawberry clear lip gloss and put it on. She looked in the mirror and grinned. Teddy stood up and rested an arm on her shoulder.

"I have got to find myself a boyfriend." Teddy sighed.

"Don't worry! My neighbors are moving, so we might get a cute guy for you next year!"

"Here's hoping." Teddy grinned and sat on the bed.


Arizona walked to Callie's room. She was nervous, but mostly excited. She'd liked Callie since the spin the bottle game and had dreamt of this night non-stop since. She knocked on the door gently. Addison answered and smiled.

"Well, someone looks nice." Addison giggled and turned her head. "Callie! Arizona's here!" Callie walked to the door, Addison moved and went to lie on her bed.

"Bye, Addison!" Callie yelled and grinned at Arizona.

"I am coming down for dinner in ten minutes, it's not just you." Addison informed her.

"Bye!" Callie ignored her roommate and closed the door. "C'mon, we'll have to be quick if we want to get pair table."


"Yes. My middle name is Iphigenia!"

"Iph-Iphihena?" Arizona tried to pronounce it.

"Iphigenia. Calliope Iphigenia Torres."

"I can say Calliope and Torres! It's not my fault I failed Spanish!" Arizona joked. "Iphigenia?"

"Right!" Callie laughed.

"I like it, it's different! I love Calliope. It's so.. you."

"Well, thanks, so, it's just Arizona Robbins?"

"Yeah, but don't worry, what's worse that having a complex name is being called Arizona growing up and then calling your dad Colonel."

"You call your dad Colonel? I call mine Daddy." Callie laughed.

"Well, Calliope, I guess we both have strange and different lives?"

"Yeah, but I like that you call him Colonel. It's sweet that you're a military brat!" Callie laughed. Arizona joined in.


So, this is my chapter nine! Hope you enjoyed it!

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