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Santa and his… Reindeer?

"Let's see here…" Chrom mused, wearing a Santa outfit with a humongous bag full of toys and other such gifts. Strangely enough, he had his Falchion with him. "Yep, that's everything." He said as he put the humongous bag of toys on the sleigh.

He then climbed onto it and then put on a fake Santa beard and smirked. "Alright, reindeer! Let's go to town and greet all the children!"

The reindeer in question however… was none other than Tharja in her Fire Emblem Heroes Christmas outfit, and she also had a shiny red nose to boot, also she was tied to the sleigh. "…I can't believe I'm doing this…" She grumbled to herself.

"Alright, dash away, reindeer!" Chrom commanded.

"No. I am NOT pulling this sleigh!"

"Hey, you wanted to wear the reindeer outfit… in a slightly… different way."

"Only because Morgan begged me to, but I did NOT agree to pulling this sleigh, thank you very much!" Tharja said, folding her arms and looking away in protest.

"…Alright, you left me with no choice." Chrom said as he pulled out a fishing pole with Robin on the hook, who did not look thrilled to be bait, and then he threw the line. "Oh Tharjaaaa~!"

"What is it?" Tharja asked as she looked at Robin in a Santa outfit. "Oooh, so cute and adorable! Mine!" She exclaimed as she started running, pulling the sleigh as Tharja desperately tried to get Robin.

"The things we do for Morgan." Robin sighed.

"That's more like it!" Chrom chuckled. "Now dash away!" He laughed, unaware that he was being watched by Hector and Lyn.

"Grr… I should've been Santa this year!" Hector growled.

"Let it go, Hector…" Lyn said, putting her hand on his shoulder.


Do the Tango!

"Hehehehe!" Nora cackled devilishly while at a Christmas party with others. "If this doesn't get Ren to notice me, nothing will!" She laughed as she was done with the punch and quickly took off running… and it was at this moment that Mario and Bowser walked over to the punch bowl in opposite directions… as they both glared at each other as they got to the punch.

"Peach will be mine in my next scheme, plumber!" Bowser glared.

"In your dreams." Mario glared back, both of them pouring the punch in their cups while still glaring at each other and then they drank out of it.

"Anyway, plumber… I'm gonna wipe the floor-… Peach?" Bowser asked, seeing Mario as Peach in front of him.

"Mama mia…" Mario said. "Peach, where'd you come from?" He asked, somehow seeing Bowser as Peach… and then Tango music started to play.

"Shall we dance, my love?" Bowser asked.

"We shall, your highness!" Mario nodded, both of them going to the dance floor and doing the tango together… with everyone watching in bewilderment. In fact, Bowser and Mario each had a rose in their mouth.

"What in the name of…?" Peach looked on in surprise. "Mario! Bowser! What are you doing?!" She asked, but she was ignored by the two. It was at this moment that Doc/O'Malley, Cinder, Neo, Mercury and Emerald walked by.

"And that, my fellow evil-doers, is why your heart growing three sizes can kill-what the devil is this?" O'Malley looked on at Bowser as Neo, Mercury, Emerald and Cinder all looked at Bowser as if he had a screw loose.

"Huh… I didn't know they liked to dance with each other." Emerald said… and then heard Mercury laughing hysterically and had his Scroll up.

"Oh, this is SO going on the internet!" He laughed.

"This is stupid… but I can't stop looking!" Cinder said.

Luigi was also laughing hysterically. "Oh man, this is awesome!"

"Okay, who spiked the punch?" Pit asked as all eyes went on Hades while Nora slipped away in a panic.

"Oh sure, blame the God of the Underworld! For once, this is not me." He defended himself as they looked at Thanatos.

"Nope, sorry!" He said, watching Mario and Bowser still doing the tango… and then it wore off, both of them looking at each other in horror.

"MARIO/BOWSER?!" Both of them yelled as they quickly pushed each other away and looked away.

"We must never speak of this again." Bowser said.

"Agreed."


Presents For All!

"Deli!" Delibird wrapped up the last present and put it in his sack and quickly flew off into the snowy weather, dropping presents left and right toward each individual.

"Oh, what's this?" Ruby asked as she opened it up. "Oooh! Cookies!" She grinned, and then felt a warm aura envelop her. "Mmm… it's like I'm being healed!"

Weiss sighed, reading a letter that Winter had other things that caught her attention and won't be visiting her. "It's alright… I won't mind…" She sighed in depression as a present landed on her as she opened it up… and was also enveloped in a warm aura that seemed to heal her. "Ah, it feels like I'm being hugged!" She smiled.

Another present landed in front of Iris who was chatting with Nyx and Xena. "Oh?" Iris wondered as she opened it up and saw a huge turkey in the present while being enveloped in the aura while Nyx and Xena had the same effect… but Iris threw the present away and proceeded to chow down on that turkey within a minute.

"…Oh good lord." Xena said in disgust.

"What did that turkey ever do to her?" Nyx sweatdropped.

"Want a bite?" Iris asked as she was done.

"There's no bites left!" Both girls said.

"Aww, I feel loved!" Pyrrha smiled as did her teammates… but when Jaune opened his up…

"AAAAH!" Jaune yelled as it exploded on him, as his teammates looked at him in shock. "…Why me?"

"Deli!" Delibird knocked on Dedede's castle.

"Yeah, what is it?" Dedede asked as Delibird handed him a present. "Oh, a present for me?" He asked as he took it from him as Delibird flew off. "Hehehe, let's see what it is!" He smirked… and then the present exploded on him. "ACK!" He cried as he coughed out soot as he was covered in it. "…Bah humbug."

Needless to say, some people didn't receive such nice gifts from Delibird…


Toy Day

It was the day of Christmas Eve, and everyone was celebrating it. Though, if you were in the land of Animal Crossing, Christmas Eve was actually called Toy Day.

So basically, it was the day of Toy Day and Villager set out and proceeded to give every present to all the residents of the town, dressing up as Santa Claus, and with the help of his reindeer pal, Jingle.

"Oh, this is exactly what I wanted!" Isabelle smiled.

"Great, a megaphone! Now I can yell at people from afar about resetting!" Mr. Resetti said.

"Oh! This is nice." Tortimer said.

"Thank you, dawg." K.K. Slider said. "I've always wanted an electric guitar."

Finally, Villager came to Tom Nook and gave him a present of his own. "Thank you, Santa!" Tom Nook smiled as Villager waved goodbye and off he went. "Now, let's see what I got!" He said and opened the present... and it exploded on him. "ACK!" He cried as he was covered in soot, coughing it out as well. "Humbug..." He grumbled, unaware of a giggling Delibird from on top of his roof as he flew off.


Merry Christmas! ...Even though it's just a few days away, but who cares!

'Tis the season, after all!