AUTHOR'S NOTE
Come on, guys, you all knew it was coming. I'm a Ninja Turtle fan through and through (hence my name is -Booyakasha- on Wattpad and The Glitter Ninja on Fanfiction and I write TMNT stories), so it was only fitting that I wrote a react with my lovely darlings. Also, I know I said I would do a Reyna-Jason-Piper Love Triangle next, but I'm putting that off until later. Why? Well, you see, I actually had the original chapter written out, but it was no good, considering the last time I read PJO and HoP was last year, and I remember a good 56% of the plot, and therefore, I need to talk to my HoP-obsessed friends on this whole love triangle to make sure my react isn't just a bunch of lies. On the other hand, I know I said I'd update everyday, and it's been like, what, two days since my last update? Well, I have an excuse: I had a huge-mongous Geography paper due and my teacher only gave us two days to do it. But fret not! I'll be making up for all the lost time today!
DISCLAIMER
All the views presented in this chapter are completely the author's and does not mean you have to agree. Just don't give me grief about how we share opposing views, kay? Also DO NOT MOCK MY SMOLS. THEY ARE MY TURTLES.
Keefe: Mutant turtles? *grins evilly* That sounds like my kind of party.
Dex: What's a ninja?
Sophie: Ninjas are people-or turtles, who practice a form of ninjitsu, which is a type of martial art.
Fitz: So basically this is a comic book series about giant, walking, talking, turtles who like to fight?
Biana: *disgusted* Ew.
Sophie: No! The ninjitsu is for self-defense only, and they practice their arts in the sewers of New York. Also, it's not just a comic book, it's had multiple TV shows too.
Fitz: I remember New York. That's the place with a giant bean, right?
Sophie: *shakes head* Nope, that's Chicago.
Biana: What's a sewer? *listens grossed out as Sophie whispers definition into her ears* *holds stomach* I think I'm going to hurl.
Dex: Hey! *raises hand eagerly* Question!
Sophie: *nods head in confusion* Yes...?
Dex: Why do their names sound familiar?
Sophie: *perplexed* How does Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Leonardo sound familiar to you?
Fitz: *snaps and eyes open wide* They were elves part of the Human Assistance Program! I remember learning about them in Multispecial Studies! They were really famous...artists, right? In the human world?
Sophie: *nods* Yep, the Turtles' master, Hamato Yoshi, a giant mutant rat, named them after Renaissance artists.
Biana: *mutters under breath* A giant rat? This keeps on getting better and better.
Keefe: *enthusiastically* So when can we meet them? We gonna take a trip to the Forbidden Cities, or something, Foster?
Sophie: *does a double take* Keefe, I told you, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't real. They're characters in a comic book and multiple TV shows. *looks excited* But I could show you guys one of the episodes!
*Keeper Crew begin to watch TMNT 2012: Rise of the Turtles*
Keefe: That Mikey dude is pretty chill. I vote him a ten out of ten in coolness points.
Dex: Well, Donatello's smarter than the entire team put together. He deserves more than ten coolness points.
Biana: *stares dreamily at TV screen*
Sophie: *waves hand in front of Biana's face* Hey Biana, you still awake?
Biana: *jumps up in surprise and blushes* Oh, sorry guys, I was just admiring Raphael's muscles...
Fitz: *rolls eyes* You guys, are all idiots. It's obvious Leo's the coolest Turtle.
Sophie: I hate to agree with you Fitz, but...you're right.
Fitz: *looks surprised and then satisfied* I know, right? He's so level-headed-
Sophie: -and never buckles under pressure-
Fitz: -and he's such a good leader-
Sophie: -and an amazing brother-
Fitz: -and not to mention the best fighter-
Sophie: -and he's such a dork.
Fitz: *stares at Sophie oddly* And that's a good thing?
Sophie: *shrugs* Dorks are cute.
Keefe: I AM NO LONGER AWESOME! I AM A DORK THROUGH AND THROUGH! *sides up to Sophie* So, you think I'm cute yet, Foster?
Sophie: *laughs and pushes him away* Not yet.
END SCENE
AUTHOR'S NOTE 2
Mikey is still my Ninja Turtle child, but I thought I'd let Leo have the spotlight for a change.
