*~*Chapter Eight*~*
A.N. Hello people of Earth and beyond! New chappie just for you chappies! Well this chapter is a little weird, but it shows some bonding between Nova and Eris! So read and review so I will update the next chapter after I've written it, and drinks some Russian vodka with your mind! XD
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Today was pretty much a normal Saturday for me, locking myself up in my room, lounging around in my pajamas, eating too many cookies and downing my own body weight in vodka.
I know, it wasn't very productive, but Bella was in La Push with her 'friends', she left me for a bunch of dumbass punks with bad hair!
You tell 'em sistah!
Eris, are we going insane? I feel my sanity slowly dropping through my toes.
We've downed a whole bottle of Russian vodka, it's two in the afternoon and we have the hotts for a vampire we met for a day.
So, perfectly sane?
Yes babe, we're totally and completely sane.
BEJEBUS. I love that word... BEJEBUS BEJEBUS BEJEBUS BEJEBUS BEJEBUS!
I LOVE BEING DRUUUNNNKKKK!
ERIS! STOP YELLING IN MY HEAD!
IT'S MY HEAD TOO!
IT'S OUR HEAD THAT WE SHARE, BECAUSE WE CARE, ABOUT A BEAR, CALLED BLAIR, FROM A DARE!
Okay I'm starting to sober up now.
Good because I can't take anymore of your drunken slurring, you are going to be the death of me and I don't want to die from alcohol poisoning!
We won't we'll be fine!
Suddenly there was a loud bang and the quick patter of thuds as someone ran up the stairs.
Way to hurt our head!
Bella suddenly burst through the bedroom door, flinging it open with a loud wack!
"What the hell Bells? I could have been masturbating!" I whined, screwing the cap back onto the empty bottle and tossing it gingerly onto the floor.
Bella grimaced at the thought but quickly dismissed it, her face blushing a bit,
"The Cullen's are vampires!" She exclaimed.
"WHAT?" I yelled, at her.
Emmett said weeks maybe days until she found out! He has a really sucky info source.
Now we don't need to keep it a secret anymore.
Yes I do, Edward wants her to figure it all out on her own and I don't want her pissed at me so let's do just that.
Fine.
"The Cullen's, they're vampires! Pale, superhuman strength and speed! It all adds up!" she pointed out, bouncing on the balls of her feet energetically.
I gave her a strange drunken slur face,
"And you came to this conclusion, how?"
How did she come to this conclusion?
"I was at the Rez with Jess, Angela and Mike, when I bumped into an old family friend and he told me about this legend abo-" she paused, looking at the bottle on the floor and happy grin on my face,
"You're drunk."
"There was a legend about me being drunk?" I asked her cheekily.
There probably will be in years to come.
"No. I'm going to get you some coffee and toast to sober you up, we have some serious research to do," she folded her arms across her chest as I let out a long groan.
"I don't like toast!" I winged at her, pouting like a four year old.
It's full of carbs and we like being trim and cut.
Bella frowned at my pathetic response,
"Why don't you like toast?"
"It's too dry and toasty!"
That is very true.
She huffed,
"Then I'll put butter on it and it won't be dry."
I let out another pathetic whine,
"But then it'll be dry and toasty with butter on!"
Bella let out an exasperated yelp of annoyance,
"Fine, I'll just get you some coffee!" She huffed again before marching out of the room.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you avoid the topic of living dead vampires, living in your Forks!
Next time we'll be teaching you how you can get werewolves of your Spoons!
Wait, if vampires are real, does that mean that werewolves, sirens, faeries and other mythical, horror-tale shit is real?
Oh bejebus...
