Authors Note: Hey, everyone!^^/ Now, I want to set this straight. I hope this chapter will not make you cringe. If you don't like Mugen to be with a character in the story, maybe I'll make another OC for him. I don't know, maybe I will maybe I won't ^^" Well, that's it. I hope you guys find this funny because I intended to make it funny. Enjoy!

The Forgettable Night

Mugen stirred and turned in his sleep as the sunlight shined on him through the gap in between the curtains. As he was about to turn, he couldn't move his body and at that point the man was awake. He hasn't opened his eyes yet and his hand explored what was on top of him. "Hmm, I never thought my pillow is this soft before…Come on, Mugen, get your ass up it's morning..Hmm? Why the hell is my pillow has two bumps at the back and the front?" Mugen thought and his hand squeezed one of the bumps, trying to figure out what it was. "I mean, it feels comfortable especially the bumps that are against my chest. Come on, lazy ass…open your eyes!" He slowly opened his hair and immediately saw purple hair in front of him.

There was silent both in the man's mind and reality until he screamed at the top of his lungs in his mind. "C-c-calm down! Calm the hell down! Okay, what happened?! Went to the bar, we both started drinking…I told Anko I have to go to report to the Old Man…And then she got drunk and…What happened?!" He thought and panicking in his head. His expression was surprised and afraid while just staring at the woman's head. He jumped when Anko moved in her sleep and snuggled up to him, hugging him tighter. "Shiiiiiit~! Now I can't escape! What should I do?! If I just lie here and wait until she woke up, she would be so pissed! And everyone would thought that I'm a perv! Wait…Ha! You idiot, you red the Make Out Series, didn't you?!" He thought and relieved when there was hope, shining on him.

Mugen held his best friend before he turned both himself and her around, making him on top. "Success! W-wow…She looks so different when she's asleep…She looks kind of pretty with her hair down like that…AHHH! What the hell are you thinking, you pervy son of bitch! Focus and get her hands off of you and get the hell out!" He slowly grabbed her arm and slowly put it down on the bed. As he about to grab the other one, Anko moved again and giving th eman a full view of her body. Mugen blushed and quickly looked away. "Alright, I'm out!" He thought and made a victory pose. He grabbed his clothes and was about to head to the door but he turned back to Anko's lifeless body on her bed. "I'm sorry, Anko." He said, bowed and dashed out. The woman opened her eye after she heard the door of her apartment closed. She grew a smile on her face and turned to hug her pillow. "You clumsy idiot."

The Third Hokage was reading through reports from missions and from villagers as usual when suddenly Mugen barged into his office, panting and covered in cold sweats. The old Hokage jumped and yelled from surprised before he slammed his hand on his desk. "The hell, Mugen?! Don't scare me like that! I thought I was having a heart attack.." He said and let out a relieved sigh. "You and me both, Old Man…" Said Mugen and sighed while the Hokage looked at him with a quirked eyebrow. Mugen reported the elder about last night, about Kabuto especially. "I never heard nor seen him before. Is he really from here?" Mugen asked while the Hokage red the white haired man's file. "Can't say I have either. Keep a close eye on him and be careful. If he's really an enemy, he must have back up in or outside of the village." Said Sarutobi and earned a nod from the Jounin. "Right, I'll let the Anbu know." He said and left the office.

The whole day was passed with nothing much happened. There were no casualties, killings and anything suspicious. It was seemed a peaceful day for everyone except Mugen as he kept thinking about his one night stand with his best friend. Mugen was sitting in his room, by his desk and looking at the ceiling. "Oh man, I hope I didn't screw up or something…" He said and sighed before he reached out one of the Make Out Series. "As much I'm grateful your technique of slipping out a one night stand, you didn't help me from feeling guilty as hell." Said Mugen, put the book away and rested his back against the chair, looking at the ceiling again.

"Alright, that's it! I'm going to go see her and talk about it!" He stood up and fist the air before he slowly sat down. "Or maybe tomorrow…? No, you don't have time! You have to watch over those brats in the Forest of Death! AHHHH!" He said and grasped his head, scratching it out of frustration. "Fuck it, I'm gonna go meet her and talk to her! I won't run away my responsibility!" Mugen grabbed his Jounin vest and sweater, leaving his apartment.

Anko was on her way back to her apartment after buying some dangos and groceries. Mugen ran through the busy street and saw his purple haired friend, ran up to her. "H-hey, Anko!" He called out and greeted her with a wave. "Hmm? Oh, hey. What's up?" She greeted and asked with her mouth full of dangos. "I..uhh…I have something that I really want to talk to you about so, can we talk at your place?" Said Mugen, still in a mess of being worried and panic. Anko quirked her eyebrow, wondering what he wants to talk about. Then, it hit her. On the inside the woman was smiling sadistically and decided to play along to listen his panicking rambling as she loved to see the man getting frustrated or flustered. "Alright, sure. I was heading back to begin with." She said and walked ahead while Mugen followed her.

Mugen sat at the dining table and avoid looking at the direction of Anko's bedroom while the owner of the apartment was making themselves some green tea. "Thanks.." Mugen said and grabbed his cup of tea. Anko sat down and at another dango, letting out a sigh of satisfaction from both the taste of the sweet and tea, also from the tease she was about to give him. "So, what is it that you wanna talk about? Is it about tomorrow's exam?" Anko asked and watched him as he kept looking down.

"I…uhhh…Do you remember when we went to the bar last night? Do you remember what happened after that?" Mugen asked, still not looking at her. Anko looked up and put her finger on her chin, pretending to try to remember. "I think so? It's kind of a blur, really. When I woke up, I figured you took me home while I was passed out. Or did something else happened?" She said and asked him. Mugen swallowed his saliva and took a deep breath before explaining about earlier in the morning. Anko listened to him and pretended to be surprised, and also embarrassed. Anko got up and turned against him, "So…you see me naked? That's all what you did, right?" She asked, in a serious tone while actually she was trying to hold in her laughter.

Mugen also stood up, getting worried even more. "W-well, yeah but when I woke up…I don't remember before that though.." He said. He felt scared inside but he had to tell the truth and if he knocked her up, he has to take responsibility. He breathed out and walked up to her, turning her around and put his hands on her arms. "I'm sorry if I did anything and I hope I didn't ruin our friendship or making this whole situation awkward." Said Mugen, looking down at her as she hung her head.

"Anko?" He asked and shook her a little as she didn't answer him nor looking at him. How could she when the woman felt guilty for trying to tease him when he really felt bad for what happened and accept it like a man. "Shit, what should I do? I can't just laugh at him and said 'Ha! At your face!'. Ugh, I guess this is what I get for always doing this to him…" Anko thought and she looked up at him but her eyes avoided his. "I-it's okay, Mugen..At least you were being honest about it and prepared to take responsibility but lucky for you, you didn't knock me up or anything so, I guess we're alright." Said Anko and gave her usual grin at him. Mugen let a huge sigh of relief and hung his head in between him and Anko. "Thanks, Anko…I'm glad we can still be friends. I think I should go now, gotta wake up early for tomorrow." He said and finished his tea before opened Anko's apartment. "Good luck for buying me time for those brats! I know you always awkward around kids." Said Anko, waving at him while he froze at the door frame. "Y-yeah…thanks…" He said and closed the door behind him.

Anko chuckled and took another dango, blushing and smiling by herself.