100 Lesbian Themes
#009 Pussy Cat
"Re-chan, why are we going on a double date again?" Isane Kotetsu asked her lover, Retsu Unohana as they walked around Rokungai.
"To help Soifon-taicho with her feelings of course." All of Seiretei knew that Soifon had problems with her emotions, especially when it came to the matters of her master, Shihoin Yoruichi. Isane laughed as she remembered Soifon-taicho's face that one time when Yoruichi was mentioned in the Shinigami's Women's Society meeting.
"But she can't do it herself?"
"Soifon is insecure." Understatement.
"But she needs us? Can't Shunsui-taicho help with this sort of thing?" Retsu twitched. Oooh. Bad topic, Isane.
"Yoruichi-san finally asked Soifon-taicho on a date. And besides, Soifon asked us to be there to help."
"Eh?" Retsu laughed at Isane's shocked face. She leaned up and kissed Isane's nose.
"She thought because we are women and dating and they are women and dating we could help in understanding perhaps."
"But why us?" Isane thought of some of the gay women in Soifon's squad.
"Perhaps because we are some of the closest things she has for friends and her subordinates wouldn't treat her like a person? Plus we are also high ranks like her so she'll feel comfortable."
"You thought about this, haven't you?"
"But of course." Retsu gave a small devilish smile.
"You little minx." Isane and Retsu stopped in front of a small ramen and sweet shop. Isane's eyes brightened at the sweets and Retsu only said time, and time again,
"Not too many sweets Isane. You'll get fat." Isane sweat-dropped.
Isane bit the inside of her cheek to not laugh.
Yoruichi was currently snuggling a very red Soifon and Isane wondered how much it would take until she turned purple.
'Keep watching, this is interesting.' Itegumo laughed.
'My God, we should've made popcorn or something!' Minazuki cackled with him.
'How is Re-chan unphased by this?' Isane thought. Retsu was currently drinking a strong tea and had her signature small smile on her face.
'Oh she's gushing. They're adorable.' Minazuki replied. Isane brushed it off. Retsu was good at hiding emotions. Yoruichi then shot up from her place on Soi's shoulder and grinned.
"You know what I just noticed?" Her grin reminded Isane of the Cheshire cat.
"Ara? What is it, Yoruichi-san?"
"We're all animals!"
"Eh?" Isane and Soi spoke together. Yoruichi shook her head.
"Listen, Soi's a little bee, Retsu's a manta ray, Isane's a polar bear, and I'm a cat!" There was silence before Isane heard two sets of laughter in her head.
'Th-That's amazing!' Itegumo wheezed out.
'Lesbian shinigami have animal zanpakuto!' Minazuki giggled. Isane raised her eyebrow.
"But what about Rangiku? She's a cat too. She's not.." Isane realized she was speaking out loud. "Eh...hehe...Sorry." Their laughter got louder.
"I think it's our zanpakutos that should be sorry, Isa-chan." Retsu smiled and Isane blushed. Isane looked over to see Soifon with a scowl on her face.
"D-Does Suzumebachi have the same idea as our zanpakuto, Soifon-taicho?"
"I'm afraid so." Soifon blushed. Isane thought she looked cute.
While Retsu and Yoruichi talked about why this was, a question popped in Isane's head.
"Ne...Soifon-taicho."
"Hm?"
"Why do you love Yoruichi-san?" Soifon blushed and looked surprised.
"Eh?"
"I was just wondering... Gossips say it's because she's so beautiful, but it's more than that isn't it?" Soifon looked down.
"Since I can remember, Yoruichi-sama was a goddess... But since I became her guard, she was so different from others... she treated me better, like I deserved my position."
"Eh... But, is there more to it? That's just what you saw at first right?" Soifon's blush turned redder.
"R-right. She makes my heart beat really fast... when she touches me my body burns... I can't breathe... That was an interesting conversation with my father, mind you, Kotetsu." Isane stifled a giggle.
"So? Why do you love Unohana-taicho, Kotetsu? Same as me?" Isane was silent for a bit before answering.
"When I first saw Re-chan," Soifon raised her eyebrows at the nickname, "I was in the academy, people said how she was so graceful and beautiful. But when I did see her, even if it were for a split second, she made eye contact with me, and all I saw was her eyes. She looked so sad." Soifon blinked.
"Sad?"
"Yes... After the Academy, I was put into the 4th division and moved up in ranks and became Lieutenant, and as I began to know her, and she showed her real self behind the smiles and silent threats, I fell in love with her and promised to make her the happiest woman alive. I don't see sadness anymore, by the way, just warmth in her blue eyes."
"Huh... Well damn. I thought the smile was her real self."
"You have no idea." Isane giggled.
"You never said why you loved her."
"Oh! Well for the same reasons I guess... also because she's let me see who she really is... what her fantasies are, her dreams, her likes, her dislikes. No one else knows but me and it makes me feel special." Isane blushed and grinned happily. Soifon smiled.
"You know, Kotetsu, when I asked Unohana to come, I actually wanted to have this sort of conversation with you."
"Eh? Me?"
"W-well..." Soifon twiddled her thumbs, "My suspicions proved correct. You're like me. Relationship wise. We're the submissive ones who'll listen to our lovers. I just wanted to know what you thought of all this." Isane felt her heart well up with joy.
"Soifon-taicho?"
"What?" Soi continued to stare at her thumbs.
"Do you want to be my friend?" Soi looked up so fast, Isane wondered if she has whiplash.
"I don't make friends."
"Re-chan said you fear losing them in battle." Soi winced.
"If you like, I could be your friend and we can talk about things like this when you need it." Isane gave a small smile. Soi gave a weak smile.
"I see whys she chose you now..."
"Eh?"
"Nothing...Kotetsu, I'll agree to be your friend on one condition."
"What?"
"Don't die. Or I'll get Kurotsuchi to resurrect you and I'll kill you myself. Than I'll let that sick bastard have your body." Isane trembled slightly and gave a weak smile.
"Deal."
"Ara? Isane, are you and Soifon done with your conversation?" Isane's head whipped up to see Retsu and Yoruichi looking at them expectantly.
"Yeah. What we're you talking about?" Isane brought her glass up to drink.
"Oh, random things." Yoruichi said. "Like the fact she calls you 'polar bear' during sex." Isane spit out her tea and looked at Retsu with a horrified expression. Laughter exploded in Isane's head from Minazuki and Itegumo. Soifon only looked at her new lover with a deep blush and mortification.
"Re-chan! Why did you tell her that of all things?" Retsu smiled her smile.
"Yoruichi-san wanted to know in case she came up with one for Soifon." Isane and Soifon felt even more mortified. Yoruichi cackled.
"Aw! They're both red! That's adorable!"
"Alike, huh?" Isane whispered to Soifon.
"As my new friend, you can't judge me." Soi whispered back. Isane just chuckled nervously.
"Isane." Isane's head shot up to see her lover smiling down at her. "Shall we go home?"
"Aw! Now?" Yoruichi whined.
"Sorry... But talk like this, has me wanting my polar bear now. Goodbye." Retsu grabbed Isane's hand and began to drag her out. Yoruichi cackled. Isane looked back and said,
"Bye, Soifon-taicho. We'll meet again!" And they flash stepped away.
"Aw. Well our buddies are gone." Yoruichi plopped next to Soifon, "But I guess more "Little Bee' for me." Yoruichi laughed. Soifon chuckled nervously.
"What's the matter, Soifon?" Yoruichi turned to Soi expectantly. Soi blushed dark red and leaned forward to capture Yoruichi's dark lips in a kiss. Yoruichi gasped when Soifon's tongue trembled to lick across her bottom lip and shoved itself into her mouth. It was then that Yoruichi began to kiss back with the same amount of passion. they broke away moments after, out of breath and with Yoruichi leaving small kisses on Soi's temple.
"Little bee..." Yoruichi whispered through the kisses. Soi whimpered.
"Y-Y-yes... Y-Yoruichi-sama?"
"From now on, call me 'Pussy Cat'." Yoruichi looked Soi in the eyes. Soi swallowed as her golden eyes pierced into her gray ones.
"Pussy Cat?"
"Retsu said nicknames mean you love someone enough to tease or to love them unconditionally... Call me your Pussy Cat..." Yoruichi whipered the last part as her lips grazed Soi's.
"I love you... My Pussy Cat." And they kissed again, thanking the two women from the 4th squad for helping.
