CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 9

ROSALIE

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. THE CHARACTERS BELONG 2 SM AND THE SONG IS THINGS THAT NEVER CROSS A MAN'S MIND BY KELLIE PICKLER.

Jessica was digging around in the hat when Edward and I broke apart. Just as she pulled a slip of paper out of it, I heard Edward groan. "What?" I asked, looking up at him. "You will see" he replied. He buried his nose in my hair as Jessica called out to the crowd "Next up is…Rosalie Hale!"

I laughed when I looked over at Rosalie who clearly had no clue that her name had even been entered into the hat. I looked up at Edward "She didn't know that she was gonna have to sing did she?" I asked. He just shook his head; he was laughing to hard to actually answer me.

I watched as Rosalie walked up onto the stage and picked a song. She walked up and took the mic from its stand. She opened her mouth and began to sing.

"I need to go shopping
These shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet
Not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind"

She pointed to Emmett who had a dazed look on his face. I heard Edward groan in my ear and I knew that they must be thinking something dirty.

"Lets turn off the TV
Now can't we just talk
Lets lay here and cuddle
Till we both drift off
If we don't make love
That'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind"

"Remind me to kill Rosalie later" Edward said into my ear. When I asked why he said "She is putting horribly lustful thoughts into these stupid human boys heads." I giggled then I heard his say with an exasperated sigh "And she is doing it on purpose too!"

"That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake wetting my line
Things that never cross a man's mind"

He growled low in my ear. "Emmett" he said in a warning tone. I looked over at Emmett and saw that he had a look on his face that clearly said that he wanted to rip Rosalie off that stage and have his way with her.

"Her lips are too red
Her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long
And her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty
This steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast
This beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old
Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake wetting my line
Things that never cross a man's mind"


I feel a little bloated
I think I'm fixing to start
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy"

At this point of her song all the girls including Alice and myself started to cheer. Edward spun me around, shocked. "What" he demanded. "What what" I asked innocently. "Don't play innocent with me Bells." He said "I know what every girl in here is thinking. And that includes Alice. Why the hell did you cheer just now?" I laughed "Your jealous Edward. But don't worry. It's cute"

"Why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer"

Again all the girls in the room cheered.


"These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind"

We all cheered. Especially the girls. "What was that about Bella?" Edward asked jealously. "Relax Edward." I said soothingly. "Brad Pitt is an actor and even with his freaky hair cut he is still sexy. And no matter what no one in this room will have him. And I don't want him. I have you. It's a girl thing. To cheer when Brad Pitt or some hot actor is mentioned. Don't worry." I kissed him gently before walking over to Alice to talk to her about what was up with Edward.

"He is just jealous" she said "Don't worry about it." I laughed as she kissed my cheek and shooed me back over to him. "so" I said, wrapping my arms around his neck. "Who is next?"

A/N: WELL?