I groaned the whole way to my room, but that didn't stop Sango. She dragged EVERYTHING! The entire mountian of bags!

"Here, try this on," Sango said, handing me a skimpy bikini and a teddy.

"...dare I ask, WHY?"

"Because-" she started.

"-You said so, right?" Kagome finished.

"You know me so well," she beamed. Sango turned me around and ushered me into the closet and after shoving me in and slamming the door, she yelled, "PUT IT ON!!"

Kagome looked at the teenie tiny bikini and the sheer teedies and screamed!

"What's wrong?!" Sango shouted into the closet.

"IF ANYONE SEES ME IN THIS...I'M SO DEAD!"

"You have like, THE BIGGEST and most private house IN Japan! Who the hell is gonna see us by the pool?"

"Um, any one of my neighbors!"

"Uh-huh, if you don't change in 5 minutes I'm coming in there with a bazooka water gun and you're not gonna be happy."

"FINE!" Kagome hurried to put on the skimpy swim wear. She came out a few minutes later, and according to Sango and, later, someone else, "looking mighty, mighty fine!"

"OH...MY...GOSH! KAGOME! YOU'RE HOTT!"

"Wel-"

"YOU HAVE A BODY!"

"I mean-"

"WHERE DID THESE BOOBS COME FROM?!"

"Um-"

"FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOU HAVE A BUTT! AND IT'S HOTT!"

"SANGO!"

"...Sorry."

"Uhm, it's ok. It's just a little bit, you know, different. I've never been called hott. Ever."

"I can tell you why."

"And I can tell me why too, but the doesn't mean I want to hear why."

"Uh-huh."

"OK can we just swim?"

"Sure! Oh, wait!"

"WHAT NOW?!"

"Chill, chill. I was just gonna say, I'll introduce you like you're in a fashion show and you come down and pose a bit and then jump in the pool!"

"WHY- Because you said so, I get it."

"You're catching on fast!"

"Uh-huh."

"You ready?"

"Whenever you are."

(In an announcer's voice) "AND NOW! INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST MODEL... KAGOME!!" Sango shouted, "ahhhh" she said acting like the screaming crowd.

"Thank you, thank you!" Kagome said, while posing...as though someone was taking pictures(as if). Kagome bowed a few more times before splashing her way into the pool.

"Oh, thanks."

"What? You were already wet!"

"Uh-huh."

"Why do you keep doing that?"

"Because I want to."

"Uh-huh," Kagome smiled.

Sango and Kagome spent the night splashing and playing around for a while but finally got tired and went inside.

"Ok so what are we gonna do?" Sango asked, a towel wrapped around her shoulders.

"Uh, lets go take pictures with some of the stuff I got and the silly clothes!"

"SURE!"

We started to run to my room when I stopped Sango.

"What?"

"Let's grab some food!"

"Like what?"

"...ok, some ice cream, Godiva chocolate, and whatever else your heart desires!"

"Ohh! How 'bout some mushroom soup!"

"Sango, why are you so weird?"

"WHAT! I LIKE MUSHROOM SOUP!"

"Well, me too. But I'm not obsessed about it like you."

"Kagome!"

"Fine, Lovla! Can you make us some mushroom soup, french toast, a banana split, and some ramen?!"

"Sure! Half hour tops!"

"What about pizza?"

"We'll order it. And we'll get our ice cream."

"And Godiva!"

"Right, can't forget that!"

We ran into the kitchen and ravaged out all the ice cream. I found my favorite, rocky road, and Sango's favorite, rainbow sherbert. Sango grabbed some Root beer and vinilla ice cream and Godiva chocolate.

"What's with the root beer?"

"Have you never heard of a root beer float?"

"Yes! Awesome idea!"

"I know!" Sango beamed.

We grabbed all the stuff and ran back to my room. After we collapsed everything on the floor, I grabbed the movie "Fool's Gold,"(YOU HAVE GOTTA SEE THAT MOVIE! MATTHEW MC CONAUGHEY IS SOOOOOOO HOTT!) and popped it into my plasma and waited for everthing to load.

We had just gotten to the part at the divorce when Lovla brought us our food. OH THAT WAS GOOD RAMEN! Sango ate a lot of mushroom soup! We ate our banana split and french toast and totally forgot about the pizza. We grabbed our mugs and made some root beer floats (mmmmmmm) and fell asleep during the movie's credits.

NEXT DAY...

Sango and I woke up to the smell of eggs, bacon, more french toast, crepes, and a whole heck of a lot of fruit! Ok so not everythig there smelled, but it was delicious anyways! After Sango finished eating, she looked at the clock and shouted, "OH SHI-"

"SANGO!"

"WE'RE GONNA BE LATE TO THE SPA!"

"Oh, God forbid."

"GET YOUR BUTT IN OVERDRIVE!"

"How are we gonna get there!?"

"Drive!"

"WE CAN'T DRIVE!"

"And you think that's gonna stop me?"

" OHHH NOOO!!I AM NOT USING MY LIMO!"

"Fine, I'll use your limo."

"Ugh," I groaned. We ran- well more like Sango ran, I tried to keep up- all the way out to the limo and the driver was already there.

" Le Boutique! STEP ON IT!"

"Yes mam."

Sango and I sat in the back of the limo fiddling our fingers...well somewhat, for me, Sango was basically twitching. When we finally got there, Sango and I barged in and this woman, I later learned was named Beth, ran over to us and ushered us to two massage chairs. They started immediately and then everything relaxed. I don't really know what happened the rest of the time-cuccumber eye things- I just knew it felt good.

After sitting for a VERY long time getting a manicure and pedicure, and a facial, and a massage, we finally got our hair washed and styled. I loved it! The hair I mean. The rest was...weird to say the least. The hairdresser taught us some tricks we could do to make our hair look awesome all the time. I had gotten purple extensions and highlights and they gave me nice straight hair, not as if my hair isn't straight enough! Oh well, it looked hott! It totally worked with my dress! Oh gosh, I'm starting to sound like a girl!Sigh Then we got makeup, yes I said make up. We bought a stylist to come over to my house 2 hours before we had to get to the homecoming. Now you all know what homecoming is right? Well ours is different. Just like you see in the movies, we rent a hotel for the huge party and then the kids stay there, yeah just like movies. And I decided that the hotel could use some movie magic anyways :D but with my own little twist of course! For re-enacting purposes, I was thinking along the lines of "John Tucker Must Die".

Sango looks good in make up, but since I'd never tried it, I had no clue how I was gonna look. This would be interesting. We paid and left, you have no clue how happy I was to leave! But my smile was soon to disappear.

"So. Are you excited?" Sango asked.

"Um, nervous is more like it."

"You shouldn't be! It's gonna be-" Sango dropped dead in her words. She turned white and couldn't take her eyes off something.

"What?" I said, then I followed her gaze but before I got there, Sango shouted, "THAT BASTARD-BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM!" and let me tell you. SANGO DOES NOT CUSS! IT GOES AGAINST EVERTHING SHE BELIEVES IN. But then I saw where she was staring and I shouted, "NO! NO, HE DID NOT!!"

There, plastered on a huge bill-board was this picture of me.from last night.posing in a teddy and bikini...

FOR BIRTH TAISHO CONTROL PILLS... WITH(OF ALL PEOPLE) INUYASHA!!