So here's another one, which is more slice of life-y. I have little to no idea when this story takes place, so I'll just leave that up in the air, I guess. By the way, credit to puellamagimadokamaddiestyles (who happens to be my little sister) for helping me. If you're interested in parody lyrics, go check her stuff out; they're awesome, especially since she's doing Shingeki no Kyojin/Frozen crossover songs right now.


Summary: After winning a game of Edward Fortyhands, Jack becomes drunk and suddenly starts telling the honest truth about stuff. Elsa and Anna decide to have fun with this. Hilarity ensues. Rated T.


It was late in the evening and Jack, Elsa, Kristoff, and Anna were sitting together around the table in the dining hall. There were bottles of malt liquor and a roll of duct tape. Why were these items here? Let's see…

"So, what is this game called, Jack?" Kristoff interrogated as Jack duct-taped the bottles of malt liquor to his hands.

"It's called Edward Fortyhands. I saw some dudes playing it when I flew over New York once. Looked really fun, so I thought 'why not play this with my good buddy, Kristoff?'" Jack answered, "Now it's my turn. Elsa, if you don't mind, would you tape me, please?" he requested to his girlfriend.

"Uh, sure," Elsa began to somewhat reluctantly tape Jack's hands to the bottles, "But may I remind you that stuff happens to you when you consume certain amounts of alcohol."

"Stuff happens?" Jack raised his eyebrow.

"Remember that night when you drank wine with me in our bedroom and you started acting like a male stripper and I went all crazy over you and—" Elsa began to imagine (out loud, no less).

And then she paused when she remembered that Anna and Kristoff were still there. Elsa's face went blue in shock.

"Uh oh…perhaps I've said too much…"

Anna and Kristoff shook their heads, "No, keep going."

"No way. I share enough of my sex life as it is," Elsa bluntly reminded them.

"Um, Elsa? I think you wrapped too much tape," Jack said, with his arm almost covered in tape.

"I did? Oh my! Sorry, dear. I think I just got caught up in…whatever that was," she apologized as she unwrapped some of the tape.

"It's okay. Don't worry too much about it," Jack reassured as he kissed her on the forehead, "Now, it's time to play."


Kristoff and Jack began taking sips, one by one. The more they took a swig, the tipsier they got. The taller man was showing signs of slowing down, as he seemed to be no match for the winter spirit. And then…

"Oh crap. I have to pee," Kristoff realized.

Kristoff made a drunken dash to the bathroom to relieve himself; Anna quickly followed in case he needed assistance.

Jack, meanwhile, kept on downing his bottles. Elsa was very curious on how long he was able to sustain that, but she wanted him to keep on going.

Soon, he finished both of his bottles and drunkenly raised his hands in victory. Even if she found this game strange in the first place, Elsa appeared to enjoy his victory as well. Anna returned after assisting Kristoff to join the other couple.

"Where's Kristoff?" Elsa wondered.

"Uh, turns out if Kristoff consumes a large amount of alcohol, his bladder gets really full, so he's going to be in the bathroom for a while. Ahahaha…" Anna awkwardly laughed as she scratched behind her head.

"Oh. Well, we can just hang out here for a while," Elsa shrugged, "Wanna watch 10 Things I Hate About You? Though, Jack doesn't like it that much."

"I actually liked watching 10 Things I Hate About You," Jack drunkenly said out of nowhere, perplexing the sisters.

"Um, I thought you said it was boring," Elsa raised an eyebrow.

"Nah, I just said that to cover up my real thoughts. I thought that scene with Heath Ledger singing was pretty awesome."

The hypothetical light bulbs above the sisters' heads lit up, signifying some sort of "Eureka!" moment; when Jack drinks a lot of malt liquor, there is some sort of truth serum effect.

Elsa had to hear this straight from Jack, "Jack, you can tell truth while you're drunk on malt liquor?"

"Mhm. The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth," Jack nodded.

"Will you excuse us for a moment, Jack?" Anna asked as she grabbed Elsa's wrist and walked to a place where Jack wouldn't hear them.

"What's going on, Anna?"

"Grab this chance while you have it, Elsa! Now you can know Jack's biggest secrets!"

"Wha— I don't know…I mean; he's entitled to his own secrets. Would it make me a bad girlfriend if I took advantage of it?"

Anna shook her head, "No, it wouldn't. After all, I have an inkling he's gonna l tell you all that stuff eventually. Who knows? You might have fun asking him. You're curious about the things your boyfriend has up in his mind, aren't ya? "

Elsa hesitated for a few seconds and then sighed.

"…Just this once, I'll ask him all that stuff. But I'll never do it again, I swear. I don't want to keep feeling guilty."

"Alright then. Let's go back to him."

Anna and Elsa came back and sat with the still-inebriated winter spirit.

"Oh hey, you're back!" Jack greeted.

"Honey, would it be fine if we asked you some questions?" Elsa asked with an awkward smile on her face and touched his arm.

"Sure, go ahead. I'll answer you some questions."

"First, what's your opinion on the Spice Girls?" started Anna.

"Ultimate guilty pleasure," Jack answered, "Sometimes, when I'm alone in the castle or somewhere else, I sing 'Say You'll Be There' out loud."

"I knew it!" Anna exclaimed while Elsa chuckled.

"I guess that's enough, Anna," said the older sister.

"Oh, we're just getting started. Come on, ask him a question."

The young queen sighed, "All right. Do you have any man-crushes?"

Jack nodded, "As a matter of fact I do. I think that Ryan Reynolds has a striking jawline. And there's also Tom Hiddleston, with him being Loki and all…"

At that point, Elsa was feeling less guilty and more naughty; showing it with a smirk. She turned to her sister.

"You're right, Anna. This is fun!"

"Quick, ask him something else. We're on a total roll."

Elsa snickered, "Jack…do you shave or wax? It's really smooth down there, if you know what I mean…"

"I wax. If I shave, I risk some bleeding. You don't want that down there, do you?"

Elsa blushed and shook her head, "No, I guess not."

It was Anna's turn.

"Okay, how much money do you spend on video games?"

"I spend about 1 crapload of money every year. Because of that, that's how I got that X-Box 360 for us," said the winter spirit.

"I knew it!" Elsa snapped her fingers, "Where do you get the money anyway?"

"Easy. I make bets with Bunny. And years of experience have led me to win almost every time."

"Cool," smiled Anna, "Have you ever pictured yourself in a dress?"

"I have; mostly Japanese schoolgirl uniforms or Elsa's ice dress. I think I would pull those off."


This went on for a while. Sometimes, they would have to give him more malt liquor if he started to babble unintelligibly. Questions ranged from "What movie can you re-enact word for word?" (Mean Girls and Star Wars) to "Do you actually like yuri for the romantic parts and not just for the girl-on-girl action?" (He does; he thinks openly admitting that he ships characters is girly).

Now it was Elsa's turn again. There has been a question that has been crossing her mind and now was a good time to ask it.

"Jack, have you ever liked anyone before me?"

Jack shook his head, "No, I can't say I have. In the many years I've been alive, I've seen a lot of pretty girls. Aesthetically, yes, they were attractive. But I couldn't exactly picture myself being with them. I could only bond with them, if ever they could see me, platonically. It was only until I met the grown-up you that I had the capacity to like someone in a romantic fashion. The closer friends we became, the more I fell in love with you. But I was afraid of screwing that up, so I waited until you were ready, even though I would say 'I love you' out of the blue, which I tried to make sound as ambiguous as possible. You know, just to tease you. When you kissed me in the forest, that's when I knew you wanted me as much as I wanted you. I thought we were together now after that, so I took it upon myself to act like your boyfriend, hence all the kissing and increased affection. I was worried that I was making you uncomfortable, but you relieved me when you told me that wasn't the case. What truly cemented my love for you is when you told me you loved me. It only got better the first time we made love. I can't express enough how much I love you. You truly are my first and only love, Elsa."

After all that, Elsa was speechless. Her heartbeat accelerated and tears began to well up from her eyes. At this point, she didn't care if Jack was drunk or not; she knew that those words could only come straight from his own heart.

"…Marry him. Marry him now," sniffled Anna, who was also touched by the words that were said to her sister.

"I'll marry him when he asks me," Elsa replied to her sister, "But right now, I'll keep on loving him." She then stood up and gave Jack a deep, loving kiss. Jack felt so overwhelmed that almost immediately after kissing his girlfriend, he fainted and fell on the floor.

"Whoops," Elsa laughed, "Looks like it's time for us to go to sleep."


All of a sudden, Kristoff came back, having just finished peeing.

"Hey, did I miss anything?" he asked.

"You missed a lot, sweetie," Anna told him, "Jack was under a truth-serum effect so we asked him a lot of questions and he answered truthfully.

"Aw, man. I wanted to ask him stuff, too. "

"It's getting late, anyway. We should all go to sleep," Elsa told them.

Kristoff and Anna agreed and helped Elsa bring Jack up to the latter pair's bedroom. As they went to their bed, the young queen then tucked him in, went under the covers, and embraced him.

"I love you, Jack," whispered Elsa as she drifted off to sleep.

The white-haired man, though drunk and asleep, smiled upon feeling her touch and put his arm around her.


The next morning, Jack woke up with a splitting headache.

"Ow! Damn it, my head…"

Just then, someone handed him a bacon sandwich.

"Huh? Oh, bacon sandwich. Thank you…"

He looked up to see a smiling Elsa.

"…Elsa. Good morning," he grinned.

"You're welcome, sweetie and good morning to you, too," she said as she gave him a kiss. Elsa kept on smiling and looked like she was about to giggle.

"What's on your mind right now?" Jack asked as he started eating the sandwich and looked at Elsa.

"Just nice things, mostly about you," she answered as she sat down next to him and gave him a kiss, making him blush and grin. The couple then wriggled closer to one another as they shared the sandwich.


Author's note:

- Well, that's another one down. Still gotta work on the other plots, though.

- "Immortality Story" is still in progress. At least I found someone who's willing to help me now. :) Please forgive me for causing any impatience . I'm scared of jumping the shark.