Author's Note: You know, I really miss Robin Williams. I don't get sad over celebtriy deaths, but his makes me depressed. He was seriously like my idol.

Disclaimer: Naruto's not mine, but I can do a great impersonation of a hotdog.


"Do you understand it now?" I looked over at Hidan who was staring blankly into his math book. He paused for a moment before swiftly picking up the book and throwing it behind him onto his bed. He looked ahead at the wall before turning towards me.

"Fuck no." I slammed my face into his desk. This is the third time I try and explain this to him. I can't believe I agreed to help him with this.

"Really?" I turned my face to look at him and felt my cheek squish up into my mouth. I probably looked like a fish right now. I sighed in exhaustion and eyed the clock hanging on the wall. It's 11:30. I want to go to bed. I looked around his room. The door was closed, my father would be ashamed to hear that I was in a guy's room at 11:30 at night. I lifted my face again and dropped it back down. "Ow." I looked towards him and he smirked "You're hopeless." Hidan shrugged at me as he ran a hand through his hair. "Alright. One more time, and if you don't get it then, I'm seriously done for tonight. I'm going to be burnt out tomorrow."

~Push~

"I told you I was a bad teacher." I looked over at Hidan. He put his elbow on the desk and rested on chin on his fist. He leaned in, just a few inches from my face.

"Maybe I can make it up to you, I'm sure there are a few things I could teach you." He smirked. I shook my head.

"I doubt that. All of your grades suck, no offense." The smirk on his face dropped and he slammed his face into his palm. Jeez, I didn't think he was that sensitive. "I need to go to bed anyway." I patted his back and stood up from my chair.

"Goodnight." He sounded frustrated.

I walked lifelessly out of Hidan's room and closed the door behind me. I'm either an awful teacher, or he really is that bad at math. I walked towards the bathroom in the dark and started feeling around for the doorknob. I smacked my fingers into the door frame several time before I was finally able to find it and flick it up. I looked in the mirror. My under eye bags were heavy, and my hair was in the beginning stages of looking greasy. I piled all of my hair on top of my head in a bun and tied it up. I quickly relieved my bladder, brushed my teeth and flicked off the lights before walking downstairs to the living room. All the lights were off and the TV was showing a show on fishing boats. I looked into the kitchen and Kisame was asleep at the table next to a plate of shrimp. I went over and kneed him lightly, trying to wake him up. He groaned and turned his face.

"Come on, go to bed, you'll be sore if you sleep at the table." He groaned again before slowly starting to get up. He looked at the plate of shrimp, ate one, and then started making his way up the stairs with the plate of food in his hands. Man, he must really like shrimp.

I walked towards my couch and climbed under my blankets. I reach around the floor looking for the remote. I turned the TV off and snuggled tighter into my blankets before letting out a sigh of relief. It feels so good to lay down. The weeks here are ticking by really slowly. I can't wait until Christmas break, maybe then I'll finally be able to sleep on a real bed. I drifted off into sleep as fast as I had laid down.

The alarm on my phone rang and my eyes twitched at the light now pouring in through the windows. I hit snooze and lay still until the alarm went off a second time. I felt around my head. My hair was all over the place and I positively looked like junk. There was a knock at the door. I rubbed my face and went to answer it. The same freshman from my first day there was looking down at paper. His hands shook and he stuttered.

"I'm here to report that Hidan is required in Principal Tsunade's office immediate." He looked up at me and seemed to calm down slightly. I nodded absentmindedly and closed the door slightly.

"Hidan!" I screamed loudly. I heard something drop upstairs. "Get your ass down here!" A few moments later a groggy looking Hidan walked heavily down the stairs. He was wearing grey PJ bottoms and held a shirt in his hand. The least he could do is wear it. "Tsunade wants you!" I shouted, despite the fact that he was standing right next to me. He wiped his hand down my face in an attempt to quiet me and peaked his head out the door and looked at the kid. He groaned and walked out, without even taking the time to change.

I walked into the kitchen, grabbed some leftover noodles from the fridge and walked up to the microwave. I peeled back the duct tape holding the door shut and popped them inside for a minute. I replaced the duct tape and walked towards the table. I pushed the piles of paper and mail to the other side of the table and dusted off a seat with my hand. I walked back towards the microwave and pressed my face up against it until it rang. I grabbed my noodles and sat at the table.

"They're still cold." I ate them anyway. I don't feel like putting them back in. I quickly shoveled them down and set a pot of water to boil on the stove. Once it began boiling I poured it into a mug with a tea bag and set it aside while I went to go take a shower. Hopefully it wasn't occupied. I grabbed some clean clothes out of my bag of clean laundry and started walking up the stairs, I heard a door shut and started walking quicker. As I reached the top I saw Deidara midway to the bathroom. He eyed me down and started to run for the door. I had the advantage in that I was closer and easily made it there before him. I had my hand on the doorknob and he tried to pull me away from the bathroom.

"Oh no you don't!" I pushed him aside with my hip. He struggled to loosen my fingers from the doorknob.

"No way dude. I am getting the shower, you can wait." I placed my foot behind his and pushed his knee in with mine. He stumbled back just long enough for me to slip into the bathroom and lock the door. "Ha! I win!" I quickly took my shower, and thankfully it woke me up. I walked out of the bathroom, past Deidara who was leaning up against the wall with an ugly face of impatience. The only person in this building who seems to be a morning person is Tobi. He was jumping around and darting between place to place, completely full of energy. I watched him around as he darted around the kitchen aimlessly. I heard footsteps on the stairs after a few minutes.

"Deidara! Are you ready to go to school!" He shouted at Deidara who was just now walking down the stairs. His hair was wet and stringy, and his plain black t-shirt clung to him. Man, everyone here really likes the color black. He stopped mid step and turned towards Tobi.

"Does it look like I'm ready?" He responded rudely while yanking a comb through his hair. He eyed me. "If it wasn't for Beansprout, I would be." I swirled my cup of tea, which was now close to cold, and gave him a big toothy grin. I finished up and walked towards the school. It was a bit early, and I finished all of my homework the day before it was due for the first time. I could always use the extra time to talk to Tenten and Hinata. I made my way into the school building and I walked into my English class. Asuma was fiddling with a pack of nicotine gum at his desk and had a lollipop in his mouth. It must be hard for him not to smoke during the day. I walked towards my desk next to Tenten.

"Wait, Miharu," Asuma started, "I got a phone call, Tsunade wants to see you in her office." I hung my head down. What did I do this time? I saw Tenten grin widely.

"Oooooh!" She cupped her hands around her mouth and whispered. "Miharu's in trouble!" I laughed at her before dropped my stuff at my desk and walking back out. I probably just forgot to return a library book. I walked through the doors of the administrative building and went up to the front desk. Shizune walked out from the safe and looked at me with a stack of papers in her hand.

"She's ready to see you now, just go through here, the door to her office is over there." She pointed out the direction with a nod of her head. I opened the dark wood door and walked through the main office and down a small side hallway and stopped in front of the door with Tsunade's name on it. I better not be in trouble. My mom will skin me. I slowly pushed open the door.

"I swear! I'm not lying Ma'am!" A pale girl with short, wavy, forest green hair was crossing her arms defensively and looking at Tsunade. On her right was Ino, and a little bit further away was Hidan, leaning back casually in his chair. He turned towards me and sat up.

"Finally! We can get this over with." Ino turned and looked at me. Her eyes narrowed slightly. I looked around, confused. Tsunade sighed and rested her head on her chin.

"Were you with Hidan last night?" My jaw dropped slightly. What kind of question is that?

"Whoa, no, we are not a thing. Nothing. Happened." She rolled her eyes slightly and I went to take the empty seat next to Hidan. He elbowed me and then nodded towards Ino.

"I'm not talking about your personal relationships." You could tell she was getting tired of this. "Was he with you around 10:30 last night?" I nodded hesitantly.

"Yes, I was helping him with his math homework." What the hell is going on here?

"Ino, are you sure you're not mistaken, that's a fairly serious accusation to make." My headache started building rapidly. I don't like where this is going.

"Absolutely, I told you, I saw him," She pointed dramatically towards Hidan, "go into the forest last night with a six pack of bottles. What if it was beer?" She seemed genuinely concerned. Keyword: seemed. After being here with her for the past couple of weeks, I've been catching onto her 'good girl act'. "Minako saw him too!" The girl with dark green hair nodded rapidly. I rubbed my forehead in a vain attempt to relieve my stress. Being friends with this moron came with more strings attached than I would like. I swear if I have to bail him out of one more thing I'm going to explode.

"If Miharu was with him and says he didn't leave, then there just isn't anything I can do. My hands are tied, there isn't any solid proof. It's he said, she said." She shook her head and looked at Hidan sternly. "If I find out that you did actually go into the forest, it's immediate expulsion." She looked back towards Ino who was silently mumbling to herself and her friend. Tsunade paused for a moment. "The best I can do Ino, is another inspection. I'm going to order an immediate inspection of East Hall. If I find anything that corroborates Ino's story, I'm going to expel you, Hidan. Do you understand?" He rolled his eyes.

"Yeah yeah, I get it." I elbowed him hard. "I mean yes Ma'am." he rolled his eyes again.

"Just get out and hope that there is nothing in your building." Tsunade rubbed her palm across her forehead. Ino quickly stood up and walked out of the office. I waited a few moments before following behind. I turned towards Hidan.

"What the hell did you do to get her so angry at you! You said you used to be friends!" I stared him down. What the hell is going on here?

"I didn't fucking do anything this time!" I crossed my arms and glared at him. "Alright, fine. Ino was having a party at her house and she pretty much invited the whole school. It was a giant clusterfuck, and I might have had too much to drink-" I slapped him on the arm as hard as I could.

"What the hell dude! Really?"

"And I might have hooked up with her and-" I slapped him again.

"Are you stupid? Why would you do that?" I used my fist to knock on his head a few times before he swatted me away "Is it empty in here?"

"I don't fucking know! I was drunk! I do stupid shit when I'm drunk!" I dropped my head.

"And then?" I'm going to need a whole bottle of painkillers after this.

"Then when she saw me a few days later, I told her that I wasn't interested in a relationship and it just-" I placed my finger over his mouth, effectively shushing him.

"Well duh, of course she'd be pissed! What made you think she wouldn't? Have you even apologized?"

"I tried! She's tried everything to fuck up my life." I stared at him again. Now I'm getting sucked into it. I rolled my eyes.

"I'm going to walk away, and I'm going to process all of this." I smoothed out my t shirt and jeans and calmly walked in the direction opposite of him towards my English class. I closed my eyes and shook my head, then ran into a body.

"You didn't listen to me, did you Yoshizawa?" She shook her head and laughed silently, "You couldn't stay away could you?" She got up in my face and jabbed a finger into my chest. "I told you to stay away didn't I?"

"Look, I didn't have anything to do with this!" I was beginning to get defensive, hopefully I can diffuse the situation enough so that she won't hate me.

"Oh yes you did, I told you specifically to stay away from Hidan. I'm not one for second chances either. She looked me up and down for a brief, and then pushed her whole hand into my chest. I stumbled for a moment before falling back against the wall. I stood there in shock for a few moments before Ino walked off towards her class room. I straightened myself out.

I don't start fights, but I sure as hell can end them.