Moony,
It is not my fault that squirrel rabbit hybrid decided to run into your mother's garden. It is also not my fault that you didn't put on your sunblock on properly. That is on you. How does it feel to be the 'irresponsible one' for a change?
I can't help it, You're Mum is hot... sexy... shaggable... There's a word for Mums like her, if you know what I mean.
She should NOT BE TALKING. I've seen pictures of your dad when he was our age. His hair was longer than MINE.
Yes. Yes I did. He was PROVOKING me. You saw it! You were there!
I WAS TRYING TO AVENGE YOU! You don't appreciate anything I do for you. Besides, I wasn't aiming for his head... I was aiming for his throat.
Tell him that I am NOT sorry. Not in the slightest. Also tell him that he smiles too much and that his teeth are unnaturally shiny. Also, his hair cut makes him look like a pouf.
I KNEW THAT THAT YOU MISSED ME!
I shall never think about school... NEVER! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
~Padfoot
ps
You should be sorry... my ribs still hurt!
