Kate: Following Tony

Character: Kate

Setting: Somewhere between season 2 and season 10

Genre: Humor

Being dead is not as bad as I thought. I can come and go whenever I like or, even better, wherever I like. After I saw Ari being killed and gave his ghost a kick in the… well, after that I spend a lot of time in the men's shower. We really have nice agents at NCIS. But I have to agree with Ziva, Tony should shave.

Oh yeah, right I have a date tonight. Or Tony has. He is still dating that chick from the coffee shop. I don't like her. So I guess I have to scare her away. Oh no, not in the way you might be thinking. I'm not able to come back as a ghost with rattling chains looking like death. Although that would be fun. But I found out that I can poke things and humans. Believe me, when I found out I could do that I followed Tony a whole weekend and poked him whenever he was alone. On Sunday evening he believed he was crazy.

But tonight I'll just concentrate on poking wine glasses and waiters. Why waiters, you'll see.

It is 8 pm and Tony is sitting in the restaurant with Clara. Why does he take all his girls to this place? The food is bad and expensive, but to be honest I would kill for just a tiny little bite of that pizza, he has ordered. But I cannot kill. Too bad, I would have killed many people, if I had the chance. Ari, Tony, Saleem, some really bad guys, Tony again…

Okay enough for killing; Tony is now reaching for Clara's cheek. That's my chance. I poke her wineglass and… oh I'm soooo sorry, now her dress is ruined. Well, I'm not sorry, but she doesn't know that. Tony starts to apologize to her and tries to wipe the wine away from her legs. She's not looking happy about that.

Fifteen minutes later Tony has started to talk about his work as a federal agent. Boooring and so embellished. As if he could take down five men all by himself. I was there when it happened. I saw Ziva taking down those men while he was pointing his gun at a cat, okay a big cat orange and black but still... More blabla comes out of his mouth and that stupid thing in front of him believes it. She seems to have forgotten about him spilling her wine over her dress… okay, about me spilling that wine.

Oh no, I have to do something, he is asking about her underwear. Ah, there he is. Fabio my favorite waiter, he always serves the best desserts. And now he is carrying a huge mountain of chocolate dessert. I wait patiently and then… I poke his tray. As I have planned it lands on Clara's dress. She screams and Tony jumps up.

Poor Fabio, thankfully he is the son of the owner so he won't get fired for my little poking. How many times, did I do that now? Three? No Four.

"Why can't you watch out, that's at least the fourteenth time you are doing that." Tony says to Fabio.

Well I think I lost count.

It just takes another poke on the coffee they have after dinner and Tony goes home alone. I sit in the passenger seat, as he drives. Of course he doesn't see me.

"Don't worry Tony, when you find the right one, I'll leave you alone with her." I promise but he doesn't hear me.

Oh that reminds me, I have to poke his right once more.


Okay, this was the last chapter on this FF until 20. August. From Friday on I'll be in Italy for a week. Having fun, go swimming in a privat pool and shop shoes. So after I come back, I hurry to write a new chapter.