They had a new job. They hat to kill the mayor's son, Naruto. This could get messy.

The Akatsuki members had different ways they wanted to do this, and Pein was getting sick of everyone's bickering. Kisame wanted to feed him to his fiancé…. Ms. Bubbles… Tobi's pet goldfish. Diedara wanted to blow him up… stealthy he is not. Hidan wanted to torture him… again not very stealthy. Kakuzu didn't care, he just wanted to get paid. Zetsu wanted to poison him, which was probably the smartest thing. He didn't really care. Konan wanted to kill Sasuke as well; no one gets away with ruining her origami! Tobi… well Tobi just wanted to skip… There's something wrong with Tobi.

"ALL RIGHT EVERYONE STOP YOUR ARGUING IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING HEADACHE!"

The Akatsuki members finally shut up, surprised by their leaders outburst.

"Okay, since you decided to argue like children, we're going to settle this like children. We're going to draw straws this time, since settling it with a children's card game is how adults settle things."

"Damn it- un" Diedara whined "I just got my master deck-un"

"Shut it Diedara, now be a good woman and make me a sammitch" Sasori ordered.

Diedara then went into the kitchen like a good woman, and began to make her (?) man a tasty sammitch.

"Diedara, get your feminine ass back here, and pick your straw!" Pein called.

The gang quickly picked, hoping to get the short one. Kisame ended up getting the shortest one. He got to kill the target.

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Naruto was alone in the library. School was back in; summer was gone in the blink of an eye. He was looking for a good book to read and to do a report on. It had to be one that you haven't read before; he thought the assignment was lame. Sasuke had suggested some titles, but they all seemed boring to Naruto. He looked at the book in his hand, and sighed, it was one Sasuke had suggested, it was one of those creepy old books from the era of gothic romance. Naruto wished he could do the report on his favorite book series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Now that was good fiction.

In short it was the perfect time to lay a sneak attack on Naruto. But where was Kisame? Wasn't he supposed to kill the blonde? Well, Kisame was in the biology room. Talking to the fish in their.

Kisame slicked back his hair. He was going to ask this attractive koi fish out on a date, even though he was already engaged.

"Hey baby," Kisame started the cheesy pick-up line, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Silence. "Enough to break the ice, How you doin'"

He huffed. Women just don't appreciate a good pick up line these days.

Pein face palmed, why did he have to work with such idiots?

"I promise I won't disappoint Pein-Sama," Said a eerie voice from behind the Akatsuki leader.