A/N: It's been a while! Thanks to recent events in Steven Universe, I was inspired to update it! I even have some plans to have some interesting AU elements in the future thanks to the relations to fix some of the Jossings that ended up happening... expect for the whole "Amazonite is really young for a gem" thing... I still don't know how to handle it. Either way enjoy!

Chapter 9: PRANK WAR!

It had been a day since the test (and that other thing) and Natsu kept teasing Naruto about what happened.

"Sorely can you stop that." Muttered Naruto during breakfast.

"What come on its fun." Said Natsu.

"Hey! Luffy do you have any stories to tell during the past couple years!" said Steven changing the subject.

"Hmm…" Luffy hummed, "Oh yeah! We found out that Sanji's come from a family of jerks."

"Really?" asked Nami.

"What happened?" asked Vivi.

Luffy began to tell the story… the problem is that well… Luffy half remembered names and forgot several details. From what they were able to gloss over, Sanji dad tried to him married to some pirate's daughter but Vivi's father put a stop to it pointing out things (half of which were things Luffy forgot).

"Wait… do you mean the Vinsmoke family?" asked Vivi.

"I think that's their names." Said Luffy.

"Really?" asked Nami, "How?"

"Reverie…" said Vivi.

Robin looked at Vivi.

"Long story…" sighed Vivi" But it does explained how my father was able to talk to them down."

"Oh that makes sense." Said Luffy.

"You were there…" said Tenten, "How can you not realize that could have known each other?"

Luffy shagged.

"You're a terrible storyteller." Said Amethyst.

"Yeah I know." Laughed Luffy.

"So what's exactly the reverie?" asked Sakura changing the subject again.

As Vivi explained it was meeting between kings of their planet Naruto glared at Natsu.

Later that day, Natsu was really bored so he decided to take a nap.

This nap turned out to be a huge mistake. As Naruto watched over and smiled evilly.

While this was going on, Steven decided to teach Luffy how to play Citchen Calamity.

Of course they were joined by others, Nami, Sakura and Vivi.

Luffy got go a new spot.

"Your mini fridge froze over." Read Luffy, "That means I lost three turns, right?

"Yeah." Said Steven.

"How is he getting is so fast?" whispered Nami.

That was when Lisanna came in from outside.

"Hey do any of you know what Naruto's doing outside?" she asked.

"No." said Steven.

They all went to the window.

They saw that the clones were building what looked to a raft. They place it in the water and tied to a rock.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Sakura face palming.

That was when they saw that a couple of the clones poofed away and then two more Narutos showed up carrying a sleeping Natsu and carefully placed him on the raft before setting adrift.

"Did Naruto just prank…" said Lisanna.

"He did." Said Tenten.

"Should we do something." Said Steven.

Sakura was getting angry, then she ran out of the room.

"Sakura's got this." sighed Nami.

"Naruto!" yelled Sakura.

The clones all poof and he turned around nervously.

"Yeah." He said rather nervously.

"Seriously! You prank him! I thought you matured in the last 5 years." Said Sakura.

"I did." Said Naruto.

"Where am I?" asked Natsu who immediately succumbing to motion sickness.

.

"Really?" asked Sakura.

"Come on… we both know that most great ninjas are a little immature." Said Naruto.

"Seriously that's your excuse." Said Sakura, "And don't make things up."

"What I'm not making things up." Said Naruto.

"I mean Tsunade…" said Sakura.

"Sakura, she has a gabling addiction." Said Naruto.

Sakura sighed, "Jiraiya…"

"He peeped on women and wrote porn." Said Naruto.

Sakura sighed, "Kakashi…" she said as she realized he was losing.

"Is constantly late for everything and reads porn in public." Said Naruto.

"What about the third Hokage…" said Sakura.

"He was a dirty old and was defeated by the sexy Jutsu." Said Naruto.

Sakura now had nothing. She sighed and walked away.

Naruto grinned as she walked away.

Three Hours later…

Luffy and Naruto had joined Steven in playing Video games.

That was when the door slammed open and a soaking wet Natsu who was cover in seaweed entered. Her glared at Naruto ant tossed the seaweed in face.

"Oh hey Natsu…" Steven said rather nervously.

"Why didn't any rescue me?" asked Natsu.

"I told them not to." Said Garnet from the couch reading an old Sorcerer's weekly, "it would have led to fight that would have destroyed much of the beach."

"I see…" muttered Natsu.

He glared at Naruto.

"I was there for hours!" yelled Natsu, "I probably would have been there longer if a rogue wave hadn't hit me."

"Serves you right." Said Naruto.

Natsu threw more seaweed at him.

"This isn't over!" said Natsu glaring at Naruto.

He left the house to go dry off.

"It's only going to get worse." Said Garnet.

"Please, I'm a master prankster, there's no way he's going to beat me." Said Naruto.

"There's not going to be a winner." Said Garnet.

"What can you see into the future?" asked Naruto sarcastically.

"Yes." Answered Garnet.

"It's true." Said Steven.

"Oh…" said Naruto, "Well I'm not going to let him beat me!"

The next morning, Naruto got up. He joined in training with Hinata and Lapis then went to take a shower.

Durring the show Natsu snuck in and store all of Naruto's clothes.

When Naruto got out he saw that all of his clothes were gone.

"Natsu." He muttered.

He ran to his room wearing only a towel. However that was when he around all of his clothes were missing.

"Natsu!" he yelled.

He went to find where Natsu went to find out where he put his clothes.

"Natsu! Where are you!" yelled Naruto.

He ran over the Forest Fairy trying to find Natsu. As he ran only a towel he didn't Natsu waiting from behind a corner and used this to pull off Naruto's towel.

"Natsu!" yelled Naruto.

"Seriously it's too early for this." Muttered Sakura.

That was when she noticed what was going on.

She began to blush.

"I'm going back to bed." She muttered Sakura.

"NATSU! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!" yelled Naruto.

Later, after Luffy leant Naruto some clothes they looked all over to find where Natsu stashed Naruto's clothes… turns out in almost every room of the Forest Fairy.

Of course Hinata was helping him.

Right now they were looking through Mirajane's room.

"He must have taken your clothes during training this morning." Said Hinata.

"Yeah." Said Naruto.

He noticed some of the old Sorcerer's weekly. And began to look through them.

"If you're trying to get some information. You don't know how to read the language." Pointed out Hinata.

Naruto sighed, but that was when he saw something that inspired him. And to him it was an oldie but a goody.

Later that morning, Naruto stalked Natsu to find him all alone.

When he did he called out "Hey Natsu!"

"What trying to give up?" asked Natsu.

He turned around and saw a very naked Mirajane with smoke covering her naughty bits.

"What the!" yelled Natsu in shock.

"Mirajane" turned back into a laughing Naruto.

"Oh man! That was a good one!" laughed Naruto.

"Oh you think that's so funny." Said Natsu.

What Natsu didn't want to admit was that it was a little funny.

"I bet you can't top that." Laughed Naruto who began to run away.

Sometime later Naruto was making lunch. Which of course was instant Ramen.

IT was just waiting for the water to boil. He did briefly leave the room. When he did though Natsu entered and put someone in the cup of ramen and quickly escaped.

And so Naruto enjoyed his ramen.

However the enjoyment wouldn't last long.

Meanwhile Steven was waiting for Connie. Today was her training day.

Connie entered.

"So you ready for some training?" asked Connie.

"I guess…" sighed Steven.

"What's wrong?" asked Connie.

"Naruto and Natsu are having a prank war." Sighed Steven.

"Really? Why?" asked Connie.

Steven told them about the test they were given and Naruto was the one to fail and Natsu kept making fun of it.

"So Luffy staying out of it?" asked Connie.

(Flashback)

"I'm not good at pranks." Laughed Luffy.

"Really?" asked Steven.

"Yeah, it all spur of the moment things." Admitted Luffy.

"That makes sense." Said Steven.

"Besides they're having fun." Said Luffy.

"I don't know if that's the case." Said Steven.

(End of Flashback)

"I see." Said Connie.

"Are you two ready?" asked Erza entering the beach.

"I am." Said Connie.

"All right." Said Naruto.

That was when Naruto suddenly entered the beach house.

"Hey! Steven, is there a bucket in here?" asked Naruto.

"Yeah." Said Steven pointing to where it is.

"I'm taking it, don't worry I'll buy you another one." Said Naruto.

"Wait… why?" asked Steven.

"I'm a clone… and the real me is busy… Natsu's latest prank… well… let's just say a certain fire breather tainted my ramen…" said Naruto's clone, "And I have the perfect way to getting him back!"

"Seriously." Muttered Erza.

"Come on… let's get to training." Said Steven.

"Good idea." Said Connie.

Later once Naruto was all pooped out…

Yeah it went there.

He poured the contents of the bucket onto a sand, got a lot of logs and rolled them in the contents and then used a fire Jutsu he learned a while back to light the logs on fire. He also made sure to use his wind jutsus not blow the smell around.

Then he waited for Natsu to notice the fire hoping that Natsu would take the bait.

And indeed Natsu did.

He looked around.

"I minds as well ha e a few bites." He laughed.

He took the bites of the fire… then went to the ocean to vomit.

"Oh man!" yelled Natsu, "What did you use!"

"You should know…" Naruto before he ran off.

Natsu scowled.

That was when Natsu got an idea.

It was a rather simple one, but he was sure it would work.

Later Naruto was walking on the beach. That was when he found several containers of instant ramen.

"Seriously Natsu!" yelled Naruto, "That's not going to work."

HE walked away from the ramen seeing for what it was… bait.

Which was exactly what Natsu thought he would do.

Turned out it was really clever. Natsu had built like 20 of the pit falls trap around the beach.

He knew Naruto would eventually fall in one of them.

"Okay I did not see that one coming." Said Naruto as he jumped out of the trap.

That was when he got an other idea, and to two kill two birds with one stone…

Well one of those birds wasn't part of a the prank just returning the favor from earlier.

Sometimes later Natsu was getting the sand off his clothes.

"Seriously." Said Nami noticing g him, "Is this part that stupid prank war?"

Natsu didn't answer.

"Maybe you should just take a shower." Muttered Nami glaring at him.

Natsu still didn't want to answer.

"You want me to change you for this mess?" asked Nami.

Natsu froze, "Fine… I'll go take a shower." He muttered.

He left to go take one.

Once he was completely gone from sight, Nami started laughing and it turned out to be Naruto is disguise.

Meanwhile in the garden Nami shuddered.

"What's wrong?" asked Robin.

"I got the sudden urge to smack Naruto for some reason." Said Nami.

"Probably something to do with the prank war." Said Robin.

Back in the bathroom, Natsu took a shower, unaware that his shampoo was replaced by something else.

He did quickly notice it was hair dye though. He impatiently stopped the shower when he noticed this. He saw that his hair was now bright red.

"Naruto." He muttered.

That was when he got an idea… an idea to end all other ideas.

Sometime later Steven, Connie and Erza got back from training.

"Both of you have gotten better. " complimented Erza.

"Thanks" said Connie blushing.

Erza went to get some cake... only to find that it was gone… with a few stray blonde hairs in the fridge/

"Erza what's wrong?" asked Connie.

"Those idiots!" she growled out.

"Oh no…" said Steven.

He grabbed Connie and ran out of there as fast he could.

"Steven, I don't get it, what's wrong." Said Connie.

"Cake!" he said, "One of them crossed the line and involved her cake!"

Connie's eyes widened, she had heard the stories about the cake.

They ran out to the beach, however that was when they fell into one of the pit traps that Natsu set.

Thankfully went Erza went to find them she paid no heed to them, after all they weren't her targets.

As it turned out both of them were in the Forest Fairy.

Natsu decided to get an opinion from Lisanna about the hair dye.

"It looks like it's going to be there for a while." Said Lisanna.

That was when a very demonic Erza showed up and dragged him in away.

"It was Naruto I swear!" yelled Natsu.

"I don't care who did it." growled Erza.

"I knew she was going to get involved." Sighed Lisanna.

Meanwhile Naruto was on high alert, he knew that Natsu's next prank would happen soon.

That was when he felt Erza from behind.

"Naruto…' she growled out.

Naruto slowly turned around and saw the demonic Erza.

She brought them both to her room.

"You are stopping this prank war now." She growled.

Botch of them nodded terrified.

"Now to make sure you don't do it again." She growled out.

Sometime later. Both Naruto and Natsu were laying in the beach house heavily injured.

"You guys okay?" asked Steven.

Both of them groaned.

"I told you there weren't going to be any winners." Said Garnet.

Both of them once again groaned.

"Wow you guys are stupid. Laughed Luffy.

Both of them groaned even louder.

"I hope you two learned your lesson." Said Nami.

Both of them whined.

Thankfully once they were able to form words again, Natsu did admit to Naruto he did find the Sexy Jutsu prank funny.

But one thing was for sure they were never, EVER going to have another prank war.

Also it should be noted that reaming pit falls were still there and all of them wouldn't be found for a while.

Next Time: Connie is starting to get worried about her parents finding out about her double life. Luffy thinks she should tell them, but she's unsure. What will happen though when a Gem Monster attacks her family? Find out next time!

A/N: The pit falls are going to be a running gag. Every now and again someone's going to fall into one.