Boys and Burritos

You Do The Interview

Me: I was surprised at how fast you guys jumped in with questions, so, as a special treat, I gathered everybody and surprise guest... Keith.

Keith: Gather? You paid me twenty bucks and promised me a chance to beat the snot out of Troy

Me: How I got you here isn't important, Keith?

Keith: It's important to me, that loser kissed my girl

Sharpay: Ex-girl

Keith: Still looking great I see... kissed any guys you shouldn't lately?

Sharpay: Why do people always think of me as bad?

Gabriella: I don't know maybe because you made out with my boyfriend

Sharpay: Wow! I'm surprised you even noticed. I sound more committed to Drew than you do

Gabriella: Just because I don't spend hours drooling over him, doesn't mean I don't love my boyfriend! I have a life and sorry if I can't spend every moment thinking about him

Sharpay: Oh, yes, very interesting life. Wake up, throw something hideous on, go to school, talk to Troy, joke with Jason, learn, laugh at Chad, eat with Zeke, bother me, leave school, talk to Troy on IM, eat dinner, talk to the gang on IM, eat desert, do homework, spend ten seconds talking to Drew, then go to bed, wow, it must be so tiring being you

Gabriella: what are you now some freaky stalker chick?

Sharpay: No, but, this girl named Sarah, is so obsessed with you, I just went to her and got your average schedule, wasn't hard, oh and by the way, if you can't find your green tube top, I wouldn't try getting it back

Andrew: Pay-pay, did you give away Gabriella's stuff to obsessed freaks?

Sharpay: Only to one, the rest I sold on Ebay to buy that sweater for Ryan's B-day, who says I don't care about my bro?

Me: I'm not even going to go there, right now, XoXbAbYbXoX you're up

XoXbAbYbXoX: Andrew, I dare you to break up with Gabriella, get together with Sharpay, and make out with her all the time in front of Gabi just to rub it in. You can't get back together with her. Troy asked Gabi out and Gabi can't reject and if you don't do this, I will come and get you all until you do.

Sharpay: If Drew hooked back up with me, he wouldn't be running back to Gabi anytime soon

Gabriella: What do you mean by that? Are you saying you're better than me?

Sharpay: Duh! I'm smarter, more beautiful, funnier, sexier, cooler, hotter, more friendly, better looking, sweeter, and just all around better than you

Gabriella: You did not just say that!

Sharpay: you're right, I forgot, I'm a better kisser, you can ask Drew himself (everyone turns to Andrew's chair, which is unsurprisingly empty)

Chad: I think he's hiding

Troy: I know he's hiding

Sharpay: Why would he? I would never hurt, Drew-drop

Gabriella: stop calling him that! He's my boyfriend and only I can call him ridiculous pet names, you two are over, have been for a long time. Andrew's with me, and that's how it's going to stay, that's how it's been for the past three months, and that's how it's going to stay for a lot longer. Get a life, and move on. He doesn't want you. why? because you're a selfish, over-pampered, conceited, condescending, irrational, idiotic, heart-breaking, guy obsessed, slut who can't keep to herself or keep her big fat mouth shut long enough to notice that nobody likes her!

(Sharpay opens her mouth, nothing comes out. tries again and a third time, before just shaking her head and running off)

Troy: Gabi! How could you say that? You know how sensitive Sharpay is

Gabriella: Sensitive? it's all an act, can't you guys see? She's not sensitive, she's not crying, she's an actress for Pete's sake. you guys are such idiots for not seeing that!

Andrew: You know what, I have sat back in the shadows for too long (steps out of the shadowy back of room) ah, much better, now that I can see, Gabi, we're through, I can't be with someone who can be so insensitive. I'm gonna go find Sharpay before she does something stupid (runs out of room; Gabriella stands there mouth agape)

Gabriella: Did he just break up with me?

Troy: Yup!

Gabriella: Over what I said to Sharpay?

Troy: Yup! (Sharpay walks by, make-up flawless, smiling with an ice cream cone)

Gabriella: And did Sharpay just walk past eating ice cream?

Troy: Yup!

Gabriella: Sharpay Evans get your (beep) back here!! (runs after Sharpay)

Me: Whoa, totally, saw that one coming. Did anyone else think they'd break up? (everyone raises their hands) just making sure I wasn't the only one. They were cute... you know, when Sharpay wasn't flirting with him and Troy wasn't with Gabriella, and he was away from Sharpay... oh whatever, they're a lost cause, who wants pie? (starts towards the exit)

Troy: You do know there are more questions right?

Me: Yeah, I was trying to get out before something else dramatic happened, but oh well, next reviewer

future.mrs.zac.efron: Hey guys, so, what is going on with this triangle? I mean, whoa confusing. I have an idea. No offense, Gabi, but I get the feeling you aren't madly in love with andrew. And, when they asked who was a better kisser, you majorly stalled. So, it could have been Troy. Erm, Andrew, yeah sorry to tell you this, but I'm more sorry for Gabi. I saw you yesterday at the mall, with a blonde girl wearing pink, kissing.

Gabriella: What! He was cheating on me... with her!

Sharpay: We so were not kissing

Chad: Yeah, you were

Sharpay: Chad, what have I told you about telling things?

Gabriella: You and Drew were together? You've been with him behind my back

Sharpay: you're making it sound worse than it is. We've always been close friends, but yesterday, a little kid kind of saw us and thought we were a couple. I said we weren't the kid said we were, he said we weren't, the kid said we were, i said shut up, the kid said kiss and i will, i said we don't have to do anything for you, and the kid just sat there, after a while, Drew pulled me to him and kissed me. we stopped and the kid was gone. we just continued our shopping like it had never happened

Gabriella: How many times have you two kissed?

Sharpay: I've... lost count

Gabriella: that little?

Sharpay: Yeah, whatever you say, that 'little' I got to go find my little buddy

Chad: which one?

Sharpay: the cute brunette one with the great eyes

Chad: oh... Troy's in the back

Sharpay: thank you (skips off)

future.mrs.zac.efron: Yeah, I love you, you rule the school, but I had to get it out. Sharpay, did you see Becky on Thursday, I mean, she totally checked Chad out and like then you were like, happy! I was like OMG! whoa, like I think you need to like hurt her.

Sharpay: Becky was what?

Chad: I thought you were going to find Troy

Sharpay: He can wait, Becky was checking you out?

Chad: Maybe

Sharpay: I hope you let her know that you're not interested

Chad: There may have been some mixed signals

Sharpay: How mixed?

Chad: We have a date this Friday

Sharpay: Chad, I can't believe you

Chad: Are you seriously getting mad at me over Becky? We broke up and besides, I'm not getting mad at you for everything with Drew and Dominic

Sharpay: ... you know about Dominic?

Chad: Hard not to, Shar

Sharpay: I should have told you

Chad: Yes, you should have!

Andrew: Shar, are you two dating?

Sharpay: No

Andrew: Then why do you sound like some couple?

Troy: They date on and off every day, they broke up and made up like eight times yesterday

Andrew: Shar, didn't we already go over this whole break up/make up thing?

Sharpay: But it's hot and making up is fun

Andrew: Why because then you can be dramatic and kiss whoever you're making up with

Sharpay: you didn't seem to complain after we broke up the first time

Andrew: I've changed since then

Sharpay: Name one way

Andrew: I've stopped shopping at outlets

Ryan: (sarcastically)what a big change

future.mrs.zac.efron: Sharpay, follow these rules. Imagine you are in a bubble. Imagine that there's no one around, close your eyes, so you can just see it. Now, tell everyone what you want to say, but can't. Just let it out. You're in your bubble. No one can hear you!

Sharpay: (closes eyes and does as told) Chad, I only date you to keep myself entertained and in reality sometimes you scare me with how dumb you are

Chad: Well, how rude?

Sharpay: (continuing) Troy, secretly, I do like you but can never tell you because you're way too cocky and annoying. Also, I was the one who flattened your tires after you insulted the scholastic decathlon team, not Chad.

Chad: See, I told you

Sharpay: Zeke, you really are a great guy and I would date you any day, seriously, but you're too much like an obsessive stalker for me to date you. Also, I was the one who burnt the acceptance letter. I just said it was Chad because I didn't know how you'd react. (Zeke glares at her) Gabriella, as much as I insult you, and flirt with your boyfriend, and try to ruin your life, I really do care about you, but not in some lesbian kind of way, in a friend way, you're a great friend, Gabi. Taylor, you annoy me but some times you're the best friend I've ever had and I thank you for that. Kelsi, I know I make fun of you like... every chance I get but you're awesome. Ryan... get your hair gel out of my bathroom. And, sorry, I told Jessica about your huge crush on her. Darbus, you scare the living crap out of me and I really am as scared of you as everyone else. Coach B, I think you and Darbus have some kind of thing going on and I know that you used to have a crush on my mom as a teenager. Jason, I'm sorry I broke your crayons in the second grade, and blamed it on Chad. They were cooler than the ones I brought so I had, too. Andrew, I'm sorry I left you for Derek, and even more so, that I started that fight between you and the football team. (opens her eyes) I feel better, I should go in the bubble more often. (she looks around and sees all the guys and Darbus mad; the girls looking at her shocked)

Troy, Ryan, Andrew, Zeke, and Jason: You did that! I thought it was Chad!

Sharpay: Did what?

Troy: the stuff you just said, Sharpay, I thought you better than that

Sharpay: I had reason to... well, for most at least. The Andrew one was by accident, along with the whole Zeke fire thing.

future.mrs.zac.efron: Drew, is your surname by any chance Seeley? if so ZOMG gabi did you know you were dating a famous person?

Andrew: My last name is not Seeley, wish it was, people confuse us for each other all the time, though.

Gabriella: I did date a famous person before, for a few days, I dated Tahj Mowry, but he was always busy, so, I ended it

chris tea xx: To Troy, who is more "snexy?" Gabriella or Sharpay? P.S. You're so Adorable!

Troy: I'm gonna say... hm... hard question. They're both so... (notices his dad's gaze) respectful young ladies, who's outer appearance should never be judged

Me: Okay, security, get rid of the adults (Two big guys walk in and escort Darbus and Jack out) now, Troy, answer your question

Troy: Um... right now, I'm gonna say Gabi

Sharpay: What! Why? How? Seriously, how did she beat me for a sexy question?

Troy: ... I like her shoes

Sharpay: Oh... wait, those are my shoes!

Gabriella: But I rock them so much better

chris tea xx: To Sharpay, would you mind if everyone would bend down to you and praise you? If yes, why are you so frikkin' conceited? If you know what that means.

Sharpay: First of all, this is the second time I've been called conceited today, I do not want everyone bowing to me... I'd need a few hot guys to fan me and feed me chocolate covered strawberries

chris tea xx: Gabriella, why did you choose andrew? and would you rather have chosen Troy because of the way he kisses?

Gabriella: I chose andrew because he was and still is sweet. Sure, he attracted to Sharpay, but I've come to grips with she'll always be competition for me. And no, I'm not changing who I chose just because of the way they kiss

chris tea xx: Chad, why are you a hair freak with your freakishly strange hair?

Chad: Ouch! words hurt chris tea xx you know that

chris tea xx: Ryan, why the freak would you be addicted to hats? It's so strange, even though you look really cute in hats. And as Chad has mentioned, would you mind going to jail if that means dating your sister? (laughs evily)

Ryan: One, I like hats, who cares? Two, of course I look good in them. and three, why do people always think I like Sharpay? I will not commit incest. Sharpay, may not be bad to look at, but I ain't going to jail for her! Well, not in the way you guys imply. I'll go to jail for protecting her but not for dating her.

U.S. Princess: Sharpay, I dare you to make out with Troy in a closet and make it lead to something else...

Sharpay: See, right now, I can't tell if this was because you want me with Troy or if you took the bribe from Troy. Speaking of which, Troy, how much did you pay her?

Troy: Not nearly as much as you did, sweetheart(starts towards the broom closet)

Sharpay: How much do you think I paid her? (follows behind)

Troy: Just about what I paid, I mean, we all know how much you cn't resist me

Sharpay: oh, just shut up and kiss me (Troy smirks and closes the closet door)

Chad: I'm going in there

Andrew: Better you than me, if I see his dirty little fingers tangled in her beautiful blonde hair... I'll kill him

Zeke: I call knocking him out with a frying pan and kneeing him in the balls, you can take the rest (shakes hands with Andrew)

Gabriella: Guys, that's first degree murder

Andrew: No it isn't, because you didn't hear anything, did you, Gabi?

Gabriella: Um... no

Andrew: Good answer (closet door opens and the two walk out; Sharpay giggling like mad)

Sharpay: You weirdo!

Troy: Hey, I'm me, and you love me for it

Sharpay: (sweetly; turning to him)Yeah, I do

Troy: Really?

Sharpay: (flatly) No (walks to her chair and sits down)

Gabriella: so, what happened?

Sharpay: Do I look like the gossiping type to you? (everyone raises their eyebrows at her) Okay, you can find out the sleepover at my place tonight (girls whistle out)

Kelsi: Must be something big

YagottaluvHSM: Okay, so, what questions should I ask that hasn't already been asked? Sharpay, how did you feel when you found out Andrew and Gabriella were dating?

Sharpay: I didn't feel any different

Ryan: You cried when he called and told you about his new girlfriend

Sharpay: You cried when Gabriella told you

Ryan: I told you that never leaves your room

Sharpay: I never agreed, loser

YagottaluvHSM: Andrew, do you truly love Gabi or are you dating Gabi so you can get just a little closer to Sharpay?

Andrew: If I wanted to get closer to my Pay-pay, I would. I did really like Gabriella, but we're over seeing as what she said earlier was so hurtful and wrong

Gabriella: Whatever, I so don't need you

Andrew: Like you could go ten minutes without talking to me

Gabriella: Watch me! (three minutes pass in silence)

Andrew: Want to go grab a burrito?

Gabriella: sure

Andrew: Ha! You talked to me and it's only been three

Gabriella: Dang it! you cheated, you know I have a weakness for burritos

Andrew: Just like you have a weakness for hot brunette guys, blue eyes, hats, puppies, kittens, and juicy gossip

Gabriella: You remembered?

Andrew: Of course, I remembered Gabi-bear, I'd never forget

Gabriella: Oh, I'm sorry. More sorry than Chad when he did all that stuff to Sharpay all those years ago

Andrew: I'm sorry, too, more sorry than Chad was when he realized that the diary he put online wasn't Sharpay's but was his

Sharpay: awww, guys, I'm sorry about trying to break you up, more sorry than I was when I got Troy suspended from school for two months for something he didn't really do

Troy: Ooh, um, Chad, I'm sorry for blaming you for that, more sorry than I was when Sharpay found out that Zeke and I told you to steal stuff which caused you to get in such trouble with her

Chad: Well, since all you guys never shut up about what happened, maybe I should tell everyone exactly what happened when I messed with Sharpay. It's time... to let the cat out of the bag (reaches down slowly towards his feet, with Kelsi playing dramatic music behind him)

Everyone else: Kelsi!

Kelsi: sorry

Chad: (reaches down to a bag and unties the string. A little kitty rolls out of the bag and Chad picks it up) I feel so much better now, don't you, Pay-pay?

Sharpay: You named the cat after me?

Chad: No, I meant don't you feel better, Pay-pay, as in you, I got you a kitty, to say sorry for what I did so long ago. The kitty is a boy and I didn't name him

Sharpay: I'll name him then, I'm gonna name him after the most important guy in my life (a few guys start fixing themselves up, one of which is Coach B) your new name is Hershey

Guys: Hershey!? Who the (beep) is Hershey?

Sharpay: A friend, he's a real good friend of mine

Andrew: I don't like the sound of real good friend of yours, is there something we should know, Sharpay?

Sharpay: Okay... I have a friend... who's a guy (Troy's jaw drops, Chad faints, Ryan screams, Zeke starts crying, Coach B 's eyes widen, Jason falls out of his chair, and Drew... looks down sadly) his name is Dominic, and he loves to make me food

Zeke: You're dating some guy like me?

Sharpay: I'm not dating Dominic, he's just my friend. He's teaching me to surf and we're going on a road trip in the summer

Andrew: I thought we were going to Water World this summer

Troy: I thought you were joining me at basketball camp this summer

Ryan: What about the drama camp?

Sharpay: Oh, yeah, those plans are cancelled, Dominic wants to ride around the country... in his private jet

Kelsi: Did you say private jet?

Sharpay: Yes, he is rich and beautiful, and sweet, and perfect

Gabriella: If you like him so much why are you constantly fanning over Andrew?

Sharpay: because it's fun, like I said it's a habit really

Gabriella: You mean, you don't like Drew?

Sharpay: Who said I didn't like Drew? He'll always be in my heart, he's my Drew-drop, I just don't like him as much as you think I do

Gabriella: Then why'd you kiss him earlier?

Sharpay: Because he's like the world's best kisser

Kelsi: I beg to differ

Sharpay: Then who do you think is a better kisser?

Kelsi: I'm thinking... Keith

Sharpay: My Keith! When did you kiss Keith?

Kelsi: Like two minutes ago while you freaks talked. I've been spending the day with Keith

Sharpay: You've... spent the day with my Keith?

Kelsi: He isn't your Keith, he's mine now

Andrew: Somebody better get that girl out of here (Sharpay jumps out of the chair and chases Kelsi off)

Keith: Sup?

Troy: Sup?

Keith: Can I beat you up?

Troy: Can I knee you in the balls?

Keith: Can I beat you up?

Troy: Can I knock you out?

Keith: I'm gonna beat you up

Troy: I'm gonna go get a burrito

Keith: can I join?

Troy: Are you gonna hurt me?

Keith: not if you pay

Troy: Okay... but you're getting a small drink (the two walk away)

Me: They're getting drinks... during the middle of the interview? Whatever, bb405, you're up

XBeautifulbabe405X: First of all, Sharpay, I don't think I'm cooler than you, I know I'm cooler than you, so, put that in your designer shoes and smoke it. What happened last month, all the details

Sharpay: Now, that's definitely a tale worth telling. Okay, so, last month was me and Ry's annual cruise thingy. So, we hopped upon that Carnival ship right. Well, it was eight day, seven night cruise, and we each got our own suites. On the first night, we went to the dance. Ryan, of course, left the dance the second he spotted this really great shopping center. Me, well, I kept on dancing. I was the center of attention, because I'm, well, me. About an hour after getting there, after dancing with countless hot guys during tons of songs, I retired to a seat near the bar to grab me a drink. I spun and was about to order when a guy sits next to me. He orders two virgin drinks and says one for me and one for the lady. I was about to turn and give him a peice of my mind, when I noticed who it was. Drew was next to me and I nearly fainted seeing him there. Long story short, we spent the week together on that cruise. We walked along the beach and he filled me in on everything with crazy over there (points towards Gabriella) and of course Ryan met some girl, she was okay, nothing like the girl's here though

Ryan: She was perfect, up until Shar chased her off

Sharpay: Ryan, she was no good, she used your spare key to my room to get inside and I swear I lost three shoes and my favorite purse on that trip

Ryan: Are you sure Drew didn't take them? You two sure spent a lot of time in that room alone, I seem to remember one night not even being able to sleep because of you

Sharpay: Just because you're not cool enough to come to the party we threw in my room, doesn't mean you should blame us. Now, where was I?

Andrew: Shar, that covers the trip

Sharpay: Yeah, we don't need to mention the Virgin Islands

Andrew: Yeah, doubt they want to know 'bout that

Gabriella: I do

Sharpay: well, (beep) you, no one cares what you want

Andrew: Shar, now play nice

Sharpay" I'll try

XBeautifulbabe405X: Drew, does Gabi get on your nerves when she's too smart? Do you ever wish you and Sharpay could get together for one last time?

Andrew: Yes, she does! She is absolutely crazy at times. And at times, I want to just pull an old Jack and disappear

Chad: old Jack?

Andrew: Do like Captain Jack Sparrow and ditch the ladies when they bring up too much trouble?

Sharpay: Speaking like pirates, who would I play?

Chad: Hm... you'd play the role of... you'd be like the rum

Sharpay: Do I even want to know how that makes sense in your mind?

Andrew: Wait, I see what he's saying

Everybody: You do?

Andrew: Well, yeah, everybody loves rum. Nobody can avoid their obvious want for it. And you do turn the most respectable men into dirty rotten scoundrels

Sharpay: I thought that was just you

Andrew: Either way, love (Sharpay giggles) And if I wanted to be with Sharpay again I would be

Sharpay: a little cocky, aren't we?

Andrew: Yes, such as, Sharpay, you and me, tonight, a movie

Sharpay: Why not?

Gabriella: Does the break up a few hours ago mean anything to either of you? (Troy walks in with Keith and a bag of burritos)

Troy: something tells me, they'd go either way

Gabriella: you know what, Troy, shut up

Troy: fine then, no burritos for you (hands Chad and everyone else a burrito)

XBeautifulbabe405X: Troy, what's the plan? Pick one Gabi or Sharpay and make out with them now

Troy: The plan is ruined. It was all to destroy who Chad called Gandrew aka Gabriella and Andrew. We had all these cool things to pull off, and now I'm mad at Sharpay because without our help she ruined the relationship and left me with nothing but an empty hole in my heart that could only be filled by the true continuing of a well executed plan

Sharpay: Whoa, Troy, sorry

Troy: I bet you are (turns to Gabriella and kisses her) look what you've driven me to. Sharpay Evans, I hate you!

Sharpay: (sing-song tone) that's not what you said in the closet

Troy: Well, (beep) the closet. The closet is old and yesterday's news

Chad: Technically, the closet is today's news, since you went in today

Troy: Chad, shut up

XBeautifulbabe405X: Gabi, are you a bit nervous having Sharpay as Drew's ex, I mean, come on she's nearly as hot as me, you must be crapping yourself

Gabriella: I must admit, at one point in time, I was nervous, but then Andrew broke up with me, and I turned my attention to other matters (Troy fixes his hair, or lack-there of) like Jason

XBeautifulbabe405X: Ryan, I don't think you're gay, I love you

Ryan: I would say it back, but love is an awfully strong word

Sharpay: You told that girl on the boat, what was her name... Kaylee, that you loved her

Ryan: Yes, but, she was a cruise girl, you never have to hear from them again

Sharpay: Ryan, that sounded positively awful, I thought you better than that

Ryan: and I thought you better than to spend the week with an ex who has a girlfriend

Sharpay: Shut up, Ryan

XBeautifulbabe405X: Chad, you're the hottest guy, sorry Troy, but you look like Zac Efron and Zac has the worst acne and is really ugly, I don't like his hair and well, if you're anatomy is anything like Zac's then well, you're screwed... or maybe not

Troy: You're mean. I have done nothing to you

Chad: I like her, she complimented me

Troy: I wish I knew where the glue gun was

Chad: Don't even mention the god forsaken glue gun, it still haunts my nightmares

XBeautifulbabe405X: I'm intrigued by the glue gun thing, explain. Also, any of you guys scared of thunder? It's doing that right now and I'm friggin' terrified! If so, which one of the girls'boys would you want to 'comfort' you?

Chad: One, don't mention the glue gun, Sharpay has deadly aim and it took me over three weeks to get back to normal after that. And I'm not scared of thunder storms

Sharpay: Well, I was hanging out with Andrew next door at his cousin's house. We looked online and I saw something coming up. It said as a headline on a blog, The Mind of Sharpay Evans, so, of course, being me, I ran outside and Drew followed. I then ran into my house and up to my room, to see Chad downloading something. I didn't know what, but I didn't like it. I started yelling at him. He screamed. I then ran out of the room and came back in two minutes later to see Chad and Andrew wrestling. Chad appeared to have a whipped cream can in his hands, and was saying something like let me do my job. Andrew was trying to wrestle it away from him and was saying things like, back off my girl. I got their attention and with one look towards me and my loaded hot glue gun, Chad ran onto the balcony and jumped off and then (cue Chad kissing her)

Andrew: Wait! What! Did he just kiss her?

Troy: Probably to shut her up, she has been known to stop talking when she's kissing

Andrew: He can't kiss her, they're... they're... they're wrong. simple as that

Troy: Stop being so dramatic, you act as if Sharpay is magically going to decide that she wants to date Chad again and they're going to get back together and she's going to start ignoring you (Chad and Sharpay pull back; Sharpay with a daze expression)

Chad: um... yeah

Sharpay: what you said

Andrew: Sharpay, are you okay?

Sharpay: I will be... Chad, how about you and I go for some ice cream

Chad: What about your movie with Andrew?

Sharpay: What movie? Who's Andrew?

Chad: That works for me (Andrew turns to Troy with a shocked look)

Troy: (looks at his hands) I must use this power for good. A truck full of hot super models is gonna stop here (turns towards the door and waits) Dang it! Oh, well, I hate thunder storms. Last time there was one, I had Kelsi nearby. We both screamed and then we started singing and playing the piano to distract us from the creepy storm outside

Sharpay: Last time, there was a thunder storm, Ryan and I sat around and ate ice cream on his bed, talking about anything and everything on our minds, until the storm ran over

Gabriella: Last time there was a storm, I was with Chad down by Bailey's Burritos. We ran inside and ate burritos until we puked. It completely distracted me from the storm

Andrew: Last time there was a storm, I was with my cat Sme. I sat and ate cookies, Sme had milk and I waited for the fire department to come and get us out of the dang on barn

Zeke: I cooked smores with a fire in the living room

Jason: I had my darling girlfriend, Kelsi, to help me a few months back. She put a movie in her portable DVD player, and we were watching it.

Kelsi: I usually help the wimpy guys, who need help, but I'd love to be comforted by any of the gang

Ryan: I like to be with Shar, because she keeps me calm and laughing. Every time thunder claps, she screams and I laugh.

Sharpay: Don't laugh at me, I don't laugh at you when you wake up in the middle of the night screaming out Elizabeth

Gabriella: (hands on her hips) Who's Elizabeth?

Ryan: No one, no one at all (phone rings; Ryan answers) Oh, hello Lizzie... no, I didn't just tell someone you don't exist... no that someone was not a girl... yes, I was not talking to Gabriella... I'll tell Gabi you said hi... yes, I promise to get Drew to sign the book... okay, okay, stop badgering me woman! Yes, I'm sorry... I get it, no tones... alright... later Lizzie (hangs up) Lizzie, is the girl I tutor. She's thirteen and absolutely in love with me. She scares me

Sharpay: Oh, I love Lizzie, she reminds me of me when I was younger, only more angry and guy obsessed

Troy: Is that even possible? (Ryan nods his head) I pray for you

Me: Well, today, has definitely been something. I guess, I need a vaca from this. I'll be back after a while. Next time let's focus on our two most talked about couples Troyella and Troypay. What happened in that closet? What happened at the fair last month? Why is Sharpay always so keen to find out about Troy? Why is Gabriella so protective of him? Why did Gabriella and Sharpay fight during homeroom? Who knows?

Sharpay: Don't give them ideas! I don't like when they have ideas and nothing happened in the closet

Troy: Are you sure?

Sharpay: Troy, not now, come on guys, ignore her, for once in your life, do the opposite of what she's asking and don't review, press that button and I will come find you and hurt you!

Gabriella: And I'll be right with her, I just did like everything you've wanted me to, don't start more trouble. And no more dares seriously.

Me: You heard them, folks, leave tons of reviews and give tons of dares, later

Sharpay: And to think I was about to invite you to my sleepover

Me: Hm... sleepover... I like that idea

Sharpay: well, too bad (walks away; everyone else follows)

Me: Next time we'll go deep into the minds of the girl's, we're going into... sleepover county. I'm sure we'll get some delish details there, and you guys may finally hear the entire story behind the Chadpay Fight so long ago