Before I start.. May I just freely shout out. Tomorrow is my birthday.


A few days passed and young Twilight, unaware of BIg Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on the door of Big Mac's barn.


Big Mac was sharpening a large machete on a grindstone wheel, while the chorus of Korn - Bottled Up Inside filled the be background.


Young Twilight knocked again, louder this time.


Big Mac heard it this time, and put the machete on the table, turned off the song, and open the door only to see a particular purple alicorn looking back at him.

"Hey, hey. Twilight, never noticed how HOT you actually are" Big Mac said pervertly, while eyeing her pony body.

Twilight didn't respond.

"Hey.. How's about you come in. So I can rap- I mean, HANG with you" Big Mac insisted.

"I don't have time.. I'm looking for Spike. I haven't seen him all day" Twilight told, showing how much of a mother she is to the little dragon.

"Oh, as a matter oh fact I 'did' see him. Not that long ago" Big Mac admitted.

"Well, where is he!? I want to see him!" Twilight said, in a motherly voice.

"Well.. He went into my shed.. People don't go into my shed! EVER!" Big Mac cried.

"What shed? What are you talking about!?" Twilight cried confusedly.

"Haha.. You should of seen his face" Big Mac laughed.

"Big mac! I am running out patience! NOW WHERE'S MY SPIKE!?" Twilight cried, sternly.

"Fine. Here he is" Big Mac said, and suddenly revealed a small, decapitated head, and tragically, it was Spike's.

Twilight was completely shocked, her mouth fell open, and her beauitful purple eyes were completely widened.

We could all imagine how terrible this must be for her, she was more or less his big sister, and enjoyed having the role.

"Its a good look for him, wouldn't you say?" Big Mac darkly joked.

Twilight, still in shock, covered one of her soft hooves over her mouth.

Big Mac laughed and shook Spike's head like a toy, making Spike's eyes go up and down like bobble heads.

"It's fun to shake him, and watch his eyes go up and dow-

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Twilight screamed in full out rage, and further broke his nose by punching him in it, and while he was down she aggressively pushed him into the barn.

Big Mac still had his shotgun in the barn and grabbed it.

Twilight was fast enough that she dodged the bullets and sprinted away from the murderer.

"Damn it.. It usually takes me 7 whole minutes to reload this stupid gun" Big Mac groaned.