Me: And now it's Itachi's turn.....to get made fun of by millions of adoring fans.~~~~~~~~~~~Itachi: *hanging from branch trying to sniff flower on lily pad*Sasuke: *walks over* What're you doing?Itachi: Trying to smell the pretty pink flower. OMG not a manly word to be : Well you had the word smell in : It was being used as a verb. It doesn't- hey why're you trying to burn with your heart burn : First of all it's called the atomic fireball jutsuItachi: *cough* heartburn technique *cough*Sasuke: *glares at Itachi* And second of all it was a : For what?Sasuke: For revving up my : Why do you wanna get me : Cause you're an ass!Itachi: But I'm wearing dry-clean only!Sasuke: I : But if it gets wet it'll shrinkSasuke: Not my problem....And you always cheated at checkers. *starts cuttting branch*Itachi: I swear I didn't. If you get the checker to the other side it becomes a queen and can move anywhere it wants at any time!Sasuke: That's water polo!Branch: *snaps*Sasuke: The deed is done. *walks away*Itachi: *climbs out of water after falling in* THEY'RE SHRINKING!Hidan: *walks over* What are you talking about?Itachi: MY CLOTHES ARE DRY-CLEAN ONLY!Hidan :I don't have time for this. I have to go become a true gedi in- I mean practice my : BUT THEY'RE SHRINKING!Hidan: Ok Fine I'll help. I'll cut you're shirt off with my light : Your what?Hidan: I meant to say scythe. : HELPHidan: *cuts off Itachi's shirt* Better?Itachi: My lungs are free but my pelvis isn': Dammit. *cuts off Itachi's pants.* Now are you betterHidan's voice over: I'm so glad he didn't go commando today. I'd die of embarressment if I had to go in public in just my underwear.~to me~Me: If you've been paying attention you'll see how amazing it is how everything seems to be tying : *from some random direction* Elain NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Me: Gaara just change the channel! I'll be there in a : Squak Kankuro's gay!Kankuro: *from somewhere else* I AM NOT!~back to action~Itachi: My pelvis is free but now I can't feel my-Hidan: WHOA DON'T GO THERE! *walks away*Itachi: It hurts too much. *sfx: rip* I think i liked it better before. *grabs ripped clotheing and covers self* Thank god~To me~Me: Didn't need to see that....and neither did you. Well anyway. And that's how Itachi was publicly : Not having his room key and locking himself and having to run through the building for 2 hrs. till he found someone to unlock his room now THAT was humiliating. P.S star wars fans are still dorks.